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Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Member
Username: Artherd
Post Number: 800
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 1:28 am: | |
Hey now, does everyone here just want sex out of every attractive female they encounter?
I mean, honestly!
I can think of at least ONE hot female friend of mine that I would not bed in a SECOND given the chance. Of course, her boyfriend is a cop... OK, bad example!
Seriously guys, don't you get a little tired and empty chasing after the latest slut all the time? I mean, it's fun for a while, but ever want more?
I think what DES is saying is that he dosen't have to shag and shag compulsively to remove all meaning from the act...
Hand around in bars and flashing keys will get you one thing: gold-digging bar chicks. (I do agree, they are the majority however!)
But god bless the sweet hotties who take pity on us foolish men. (they're better in the sack too.)
Best!
Ben. |
DL (Darth550)
Junior Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 186
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:50 pm: | |
JRV/Captain Save-A HO,
It has been almost 20 minutes since your last post.
PUT DOWN THAT ASTROGLIDE!! You're mother(probably in the next room) will tell ya....you'll go blind!
More practical advice from Pee Wee!!!!!!!!!!
DL |
DL (Darth550)
Junior Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 185
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:38 pm: | |
JRV,
I'm nothing if not a philanthropist.....need a definition?
DL |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 6003
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:36 pm: | |
LOL @ Astroglide...! |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2336
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:32 pm: | |
Hey DL,
you're giving me dating tips by quoting PeeWee Herman?
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DL (Darth550)
Junior Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 184
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:29 pm: | |
JRV/Captain Save-A-Ho,
I resent that! I was kind enough to lend you some much needed wisdom in suggesting how you and your bud can be successful in the dating world....
This is what I get???
You need to hang up on Telechat, put down that Astroglide and apologize!
DL |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5999
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:28 pm: | |
LOL...!
JRV, if you must know, they were in a recent email i received containing those two pictures as well as 6 or more pictures of naked women whose bodies were painted, as well... i didn't search for those pictures, but had they not been in a recent email, i probably would've searched for something to a similar degree so i could post it and achieve the effect you've continued to mirror for almost a day now...
That you would insinuate that i might be a homosexual (or something else) merely because i post pictures of 'intimate body art' suggests that you're insecure in your manhood... JRV, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a homosexual, but it's attituDES like yours that perpetuate acts of violence like gay-bashing and such... If the world didn't have so many JRVs, it'd be a better place... |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2335
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:21 pm: | |
Did your private collection of penis photos fall out of the sky DES or did you hunt them down until you found them?
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DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5996
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:17 pm: | |
LOL, JRV... Every comment you make is just another coat of insipidity, ensuring that you're just as shallow as we think you are...
LOL, funny how when someone quotes Pee Wee Herman, you can relate, but can only insinuate and snicker when the conversation is above a third grade level... Hmmm... |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2334
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:11 pm: | |
>>>Next time reply, "I know you are but what am I?" <<
Ahhh... quoting PeeWee Herman...figures...
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JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2333
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:08 pm: | |
>>every typed word from you continues to paint a more vivid and unfortunate picture of your character...<<
well now that you've exposed the nice guy persona as a load of hog wash I figured we could simply start with some honesty to get you back on track!!
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all those penis pics you collect didn't fall out of the sky did they????
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DL (Darth550)
Junior Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 183
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:07 pm: | |
JRV,
Next time reply, "I know you are but what am I?"
DL |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5987
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 11:02 pm: | |
LOL, every typed word from you continues to paint a more vivid and unfortunate picture of your character... |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2332
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 10:59 pm: | |
>>How unfortunate for them... and for any women who might unwittingly befriend them...<<
at least we like women and won't have to surprise them with the truth someday...lol.
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DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5984
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 10:51 pm: | |
LOL, DL, i'm done with this one... It was a waste of time once i realized they were typing just to read themselves... They're stuck in their ways... How unfortunate for them... and for any women who might unwittingly befriend them... |
DL (Darth550)
Junior Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 181
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 10:10 pm: | |
JRV/Arlie
Why don't you guys be "Captain Save-a-ho" and bottomfeed off of the leftovers. I'm sure they will appreciate the attention. You can tell them you belong to an internet Ferrari club! Those money-grubbing, goldiggers will surely buy it. Slam dunk!
DL |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2331
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 3:41 pm: | |
>>JRV & Horseshi- uh, fly... You two are just ignorant.<<
ROTFLMFAO.....{} |
Horsefly (Arlie)
Intermediate Member
Username: Arlie
Post Number: 1464
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 3:38 pm: | |
No DES, not divorced or married. I look around and observe all the poor saps whose lives have been ruined by naieve thinking and have been taken to the cleaners and then hung out to dry by their money grubbing EX-wives. Either that, or the poor saps are forced by circumstances to stay married to some homely nagging fishwife who makes their life a continuous exercise in misery. Better to spend your life chasing after a pot of gold than having to settle for a scrap of tarnished copper.
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DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5974
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 3:32 pm: | |
LOL, JRV & Horseshi- uh, fly... You two are just ignorant. Either of you divorced...? |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2329
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 3:21 pm: | |
>>Time for a big heapin' helpin' dose of reality!!! <<
Arlie,
Some Get It, Some Don't, Some Will, Some Won't !!!
I know what hand I'd bet on, and which hand I wouldn't...{}
What these guys don't realize is society makes the rules and owns the game... them trying to take their ball and go home just clears the field a little...making more room for the rest, and their cries of Foul fall on deaf ears.
The gene pool is "cherry picked" starting in High School, then "cherry picked" again in Colledge, then "cherry picked" again in the work place..all the places the "good sweet girls" are and where the guys have a captive audience...what's left of the gene pool is 'the rest', the leftovers, that have to be culled thru by all the remaining single guys and half themarried ones. Combine that reality with the other reality that only 10%-15% of ALL the leftovers are desirable, be it wieght, looks, baggage, etc. and ...well you and I know the and...{}...let the also rans figure the rest out for themselves.
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Reminds me of a Cool bumper sticker:
I didn't Fight my way to the Top of the Food Chain to become a Vegetarian! {}
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Horsefly (Arlie)
Intermediate Member
Username: Arlie
Post Number: 1462
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 3:06 pm: | |
JRV, let's transfer this whole discussion into Ferrari terms:
Not all women are money grubbing gold diggers who want a bad boy. Some women want a nice guy with a good sense of humor.
Ferrari translation:
Not all Ferraris cost big money from high mark-up wheeler dealers. Some Ferraris can be found for cheap prices in an old farmer's barn.
Why is it that some people don't realize that BOTH scenarios are absurd fantasy situations befitting of the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
Of course, some Bozo will anty up the ultra-rare occurance where a Ferrari WAS found in a barn or the equally rare instance where a "nice guy" ended up with a Pamela Anderson look-alike. But would you bet your money on those kind of rediculous odds? I wouldn't. Time for a big heapin' helpin' dose of reality!!!
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JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2328
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 2:36 pm: | |
Ronin & DES,
LOL
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DES, after the bikini thread exposed your real character you own this site:
www.fatuglychicks4niceguyBSartists.com
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G. Green (Mr_green)
Junior Member
Username: Mr_green
Post Number: 220
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 2:35 pm: | |
There is a song that sums this all up. It is called American Women by the Canadian band Guess Who."American women stay away from me" |
DL (Darth550)
Junior Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 178
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 9:22 am: | |
IMO one point that needs to be made here is:
One must know the market. American women have a different value system than others (warped at best). I vowed, years ago, to not get serious with an American woman becaues of this and didn't. My wife is Brazillian. I respect her tremendously, open doors for her and spoil her. Why?? She NEVER asks.
Guys are in the driver's seat!!
You can be a nice guy or be a jerk. The majority of American women ARE money motivated and will look for the BBD. Guys who have it($)...know it. If they play anyway...so be it.
Women who go for jerks are going in with low expectations and, most likely, low self esteem. Good for a romp but not much more. Guys know that too and exploit it...SO????
DL
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Ronin (Ronin)
Junior Member
Username: Ronin
Post Number: 78
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 7:43 am: | |
No prob...;) |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5957
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 7:31 am: | |
JRV, did Ronin say it any clearer than i did...? Do you understand now...?
Ronin, how come you successfully conveyed in one paragraph what i've been trying to say for the last 4 days...? i need to learn how to communicate effectively... Thank you. |
Ronin (Ronin)
Junior Member
Username: Ronin
Post Number: 77
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 7:29 am: | |
"So the sooner a guy like yourself can come to terms with "THE RULES", the better off you will be. Reason is, while you are blowing the I'm a nice guy trumpet, the other Horn Dog competitors are dissin you to the women calling you a wussy, and explaing to the cooch why they are a much better choice. The joke is, when vying for a womans attention, "First Liar Does'nt Stand a Chance", and that's the facts! "
JRV
First off I don't think DES is talking about being a nice guy to the point of being a wussey and being walked all over. You can be a nice guy and still have control you just have to know how to work the woman in the right way and that does not include being some"horn dog" or cheese ball. In the long run women see right through that ••••. You also mention playing by the "rules" I think that's part of your problem dude, they sucked you in to playing THEIR game. Try makeing your own rules and play YOUR game.
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DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5952
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 7:56 pm: | |
LMAO, JRV...! Glad you see things my way... |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2322
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 7:49 pm: | |
OK DES you win. I've been holding out.
www.nicesupermodels4niceguysonly.com
www.niceaveragegirls4niceguysonly.com
www.nicejovialgirls4niceguysonly.com
www.niceguyspleasesavemefrombadboys.com
Enjoy....{} |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 5923
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 5:46 pm: | |
Gary, until you call me i won't even look at another one of your posts... Thanks for giving me advice on women, though; you go right ahead and follow in JRV's footsteps...
JRV, let's look at what you just said:
quote:You've been married to Miss Universe (Mrs. Universe now?) from the 7-11 for how long now?
She takes you to dinner how often?
She has bought a house in what nieghborhood and moved all "your stuff" in?
She bought you what kind of car?
1st off, i'm not married- not even dating at the moment. Secondly, your other three comments all involve material things (money, money, money)... Why must a woman spend money on me to show me that she loves me...? For my birthday, several months ago, a young lady told me that she prearranged my birthday present, but that i had to pick the day- preferably sunny and dry...
When i finally weasled out of her what her birthday present to me was, she admitted that she took (a large portion of) her tax return and set it aside so she could rent me a Ferrari 360 for a day, from some place in Manhattan...
Now that was and still is the best present anyone's ever given me. Ever.
Is that the kind of stuff you look for in a woman...? Will you only date a woman if she'll do that kind of stuff for you...? Do you base something like that on how you see women...? Or how you don't see women...?
This friend of mine who did this for me; we were just friends.
...and no, i didn't accept the gift. i couldn't.
i don't judge her by the things she gives me; in fact, i don't judge her at all. That's something you seem to be into... |
JRV (Jrvall)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jrvall
Post Number: 2317
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 12:46 pm: | |
>>the experience you speak from is experience i've alrady surpassed<<
You've been married to Miss Universe (Mrs. Universe now?) from the 7-11 for how long now?
She takes you to dinner how often?
She has bought a house in what nieghborhood and moved all "your stuff" in?
She bought you what kind of car?
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G. Green (Mr_green)
Junior Member
Username: Mr_green
Post Number: 207
Registered: 8-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 12:45 pm: | |
DES,
I think you are a caring and nice person. Unfortunately with women that means nothing. I think you should listen to JRV he will save you alot of aggravation in the long run. |
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