| Author | Message | ||
| Alan Leach (Speedy308)
Junior Member Username: Speedy308 Post Number: 67 Registered: 12-2002 |
That's an unusual quote on Sam Kinison. What a guy. But remember, he had just married the "girl of his dreams" in Vegas before a head-on collision left him bleeding to death on a desert highway. I've got a great one, and I drive very carefully! | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Intermediate Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 1374 Registered: 3-2002 |
Before I got married, I dated all types of girls. Any relationship where we fought a lot was short-lived to say the least. Women are different from us, sure, but they also not all the same. Don't put up with one you don't like--life's too short. Even if you're the problem, there should be someone who's a better match. | ||
| Oldslow308 (Djparks)
Member Username: Djparks Post Number: 585 Registered: 2-2003 |
In answer to the original question in this thread. She is in my garage eagerly waiting for my love and attention. DJ | ||
| Kendall Kim (Kenny)
Member Username: Kenny Post Number: 525 Registered: 9-2001 |
Don't mean to fuel the fire, but when it comes complaining about these type of matters... "Takes one to know one" | ||
| Ralph Koslin (Ralfabco)
Member Username: Ralfabco Post Number: 718 Registered: 3-2002 |
Dan. Try some Lamborghini Cologne. That might calm her down. Answer to your first question. Try the back woods of Korea. | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Junior Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 211 Registered: 7-2003 |
The devil to Sam Kinison as he enters Hell, "Oh, you were married? Well there isn't much here that I can scare you with...what? you were married twice?? You wanna job? You could be a tour guide!! You could be a tour guide in hell"!! --Sam Kinison (obviously) PS. This is funny and all, but I'll take the wife "Pepsi challenge" any day. Mine's great. DL | ||
| G. Green (Mr_green)
Junior Member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 246 Registered: 8-2003 |
J. Scott, What you have is rarer than any Ferrari. | ||
| Jaime T. Ferraris are sex on wheels (Chevarri)
Junior Member Username: Chevarri Post Number: 148 Registered: 1-2003 |
Hey, Dan look on the bright side of things, at least you got a gf. Heck, I dont even have one myself! Damn my introversion. Appox to it! Why cant I be an extrovert and get rides in Fcars like DES? Hmmm...maybe its cause I dont ask?  I dont mind ya sounding off about your GF though, in fact Ive noticed quite a few ppl seem to do that, or ask advice on the matter on boards. | ||
| j scott leonard (Jscott)
Member Username: Jscott Post Number: 551 Registered: 1-2002 |
I married her. 30 years and she still makes me feel special. Never complains about my cars or guns and just agreed to a new Harley. Am I a lucky guy? | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Junior Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 210 Registered: 7-2003 |
Augustine, Just marry her and see what happens! DL | ||
| Dan Gordon (Ferruccio)
Junior Member Username: Ferruccio Post Number: 143 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Ever hear of Tom Leykis?" No I haven't but sounds interesting. I like to hear different opinions from time to time. Most TV shows are sexiest towards men. So this might be interesting to listen too. Although it looks a little extreme. I feel men are loosing themselves in this Politically Correct world we live in. Men aren�t men anymore. | ||
| G. Green (Mr_green)
Junior Member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 243 Registered: 8-2003 |
Bruce, Why don't you take some classes in anger management, God knows you need it! | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2759 Registered: 4-2002 |
GREENE YOUR A STUDENT OF USELESS-BULLSHIT..... DOESNT H.S START TOMORROW IN CALIFORNIA ... MIKE??? BETTER GET YOUR PJs ON AND GET READY FOR BED... | ||
| G. Green (Mr_green)
Junior Member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 242 Registered: 8-2003 |
I am a student of Leykis 101. | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 366 Registered: 4-2003 |
Ever hear of Tom Leykis? I certainly don't buy into everything he says but damn if he doesn't give some good advice at times. | ||
| Dan Gordon (Ferruccio)
Junior Member Username: Ferruccio Post Number: 142 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Uhhhh..... I think there is a term for that..." what? Cantstandb*tch Heterosexual not Homo | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2758 Registered: 4-2002 |
YEA MARK I THOUGHT OF THAT WORD TO, BUT DECIDED TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT OR THEIR WOULD BE A "FLAME" WAR  BRUCE | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 365 Registered: 4-2003 |
Uhhhh..... I think there is a term for that... | ||
| Dan Gordon (Ferruccio)
Junior Member Username: Ferruccio Post Number: 141 Registered: 2-2003 |
Just airing out my frustrations with women on a Predominantly male forum. You know just talkin to the guys. I just don�t know how we put up with the girls sometimes. Most that I�ve meet seem to look at situations the worst way possible and voice there opinions in a nagging like way. I find that most hetrosexual males get sick of girls from time to time. | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Junior Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 229 Registered: 4-2003 |
Look jerky, I don't need to talk to you! Get Bret Weir I said!! Man, I can't wait until work is over. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6047 Registered: 8-2002 |
Listen, fruitcake; don't get cute with the mouth... i'll call you when i'm ready... You just be ready to play, ok...? | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Junior Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 228 Registered: 4-2003 |
Just a silly inside joke. | ||
| Jaime T. Ferraris are sex on wheels (Chevarri)
Junior Member Username: Chevarri Post Number: 146 Registered: 1-2003 |
I kinda like bitchy woman for some reason '_' Hey, whats with all the name calling, and I dont mean the thread! | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Junior Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 227 Registered: 4-2003 |
Hey Barrel-Ass. Has this thread been hijacked by the jerky boys? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6045 Registered: 8-2002 |
Hey, Gus-nips and Bruce-nuts... WTF is goin' on there, baloney tits...?!? Gus, what do i think...? i think this is a waste of a thread... Josie, Andrea - and so many other women i know, aren't 'bitches' and don't 'b!tch', either... Granted, there are women out there who b!tch just to b!tch, but that's the exception, not the rule... i'm all up on this thread, ready and waiting... | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2757 Registered: 4-2002 |
OK THERE BOTTLE-NOSE | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Junior Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 226 Registered: 4-2003 |
Hey Bruce. Just here working hard! Say hi to Andrea and the fam for me. Jerky. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2756 Registered: 4-2002 |
O, SHI#$@T LOOK WHO IS HERE... | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2755 Registered: 4-2002 |
MY WIFE IS UP THERE TOO, I MUST SAY..IM THE ONE WITH THE MOOD SWINGS. HI DES--GUS.... | ||
| G. Green (Mr_green)
Junior Member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 241 Registered: 8-2003 |
Dan, Wake up there all bitches! P.S. Can't live with them, Can't kill'em. | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Junior Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 225 Registered: 4-2003 |
I've found that I'm the one who always does the bitching in my relationship. My girlfriend is the one who has to put up with me. She is ultra cool. I guess I have the elusive one. What do you think DES? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6044 Registered: 8-2002 |
JRV & Arlie will be here soon to whisk you away to a world of nonsensical bullsh!t regarding this topic... Hold on, it's gonna get bumpy. i wasn't gonna touch this, but since i'm here, i might as well, right...? What exactly did you and your girlfriend get into a fight over...? What is she "bitching" about...? i must live in never never land; i know plenty of women who don't engage in this "bitching" you speak of... | ||
| Dan Gordon (Ferruccio)
Junior Member Username: Ferruccio Post Number: 140 Registered: 2-2003 |
Just got into anouther fight with my girlfriend.And was wondering if it is true (so the legends say) that there is a girl out there who doesn't ••••• all the time? If it is true I have one question for you : Where is this elusive girl? |