| Author | Message | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 5966 Registered: 5-2001 |
You mean while she is sucking in the black smoke she can not talk to you and hold you from falling asleap  | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2786 Registered: 4-2002 |
YEA PETER ... I DID...YOU KNOW WOMEN HAVE THE POWER | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 5964 Registered: 5-2001 |
Mine does not put the keys of her car right at the entrance. When we leave (usually in a hurry) she can not find her keys. They can be all over the place. What is so hard to unlock the front door and put them on the little side table there? She also always needs a water bottle with her. I know if I ever have a kid that kid will never go thirsty. She is so used to carrying a bottle.... | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1483 Registered: 1-2003 |
Bruce..Yahh, but...Do you let her smoke in bed after...you know? | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 5963 Registered: 5-2001 |
Bruce, that sounds like you were happy she did not talk to you for a week. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2785 Registered: 4-2002 |
MY WIFE IS A SMOKER AND IM NOT..SHE WILL CONTINUE TO SMOKE IN THE BEDROOM , ESPECIALLY IN THE WINTER, WITH THE WINDOWS CLOSED... LAST YEAR I BOUGHT SOME SKUNK SPRAY, AND SPRAYED IT IN THE BATHROOM, LOCKED THE DOOR, WHILE SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER...NOT ONLY DID SHE STOP SMOKING IN THE BEDROOM, SHE DIDNT TALK TO ME FOR 1 WEEK... | ||
| Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Member Username: Mmayeux73 Post Number: 532 Registered: 4-2002 |
Amen JimE Toilet paper thing-that drives me crazy! TOP! | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2512 Registered: 7-2001 |
My wife will change the toilet paper roll, but she puts in on backwards! I can't make her understand it should come over the top, not feed from the bottom. | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Junior Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 228 Registered: 7-2003 |
Peter, That is exactly what Kobe did and look where it is getting him!! DL | ||
| Dr. Erik Nielsen (Judge4re)
Junior Member Username: Judge4re Post Number: 188 Registered: 4-2003 |
She'll call my voice mail at the office and leave a message while driving my 365. Usually talks about how well it sounds, what a nice day it is, etc... | ||
| ShanB (Shanb)
New member Username: Shanb Post Number: 20 Registered: 7-2003 |
I'm in the same camp with James & Ryan. After dating 6 years and now married for over 10 (& still dating each other) she is exceptionally kind & supportive of everything I do whether she understands it (like pursuing extra degrees) or not (e.g. expensive hobbies). From what I have seen, I think that's pretty rare for an educated, professional American woman and I thank God every day that she's in my life. And no, she would never see this, as she has no interest in cars or web surfing. | ||
| Ryan Alexander (Ryalex)
Junior Member Username: Ryalex Post Number: 76 Registered: 8-2003 |
I am the one with the quirks. My wife is perfect. I am not under pressure to say this (bead of sweat trickles down temple)... As far as little things, she always leaves time on the microwave without clearing it! Every friggin time I go to use it, it will have like 00:03 left on the timer... | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1470 Registered: 1-2003 |
Ernie...here's what you do: When the roll is just about out, unroll it about ten feet. Sprinkle Cayenne pepper all over it and roll it back up...Trust me, after she uses that just once, she'lll get the message! | ||
| Ernie (Ernie)
Member Username: Ernie Post Number: 789 Registered: 11-2001 |
Well what drives me nuts is that my wife will not change the toilet paper. Oh she will get a brand new roll, thats no big deal, but she won't take off the empty paper roll and put the new one on. Oh this drives me looney. I even tried to make a game out of it. I would take the new roll that she got and change it out with the empty one on the holder. Then I would stack the empty rolls. I would also write things on them like "I'm all used up", and "please throw me away". There must have been about ten of them before I finally gave up and threw them out. Drives me nuts and this has been going on for years!!!! | ||
| Ed P. (Ebp)
Junior Member Username: Ebp Post Number: 194 Registered: 12-2002 |
I can't see any possible positive benefits for contributing to this thread..... | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1883 Registered: 12-2002 |
James, sounds like a keeper | ||
| James Lee (Aventino)
Junior Member Username: Aventino Post Number: 91 Registered: 6-2003 |
Mine has insisted that I deserve a Ferrari when I finish the current garage project. She's got this we-need-to-invest-but-we-need-to-have-fun-too mentality. What can you do? | ||
| John Do'h (Combover)
Junior Member Username: Combover Post Number: 65 Registered: 8-2003 |
Jim E: For the longest time (until late 90's if I recall) one can of pop was two servings. | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2504 Registered: 7-2001 |
My mother in law has never finished a can of coke or a beer in her life. She seldom gets through half. It drives me crazy. | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Intermediate Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 1386 Registered: 3-2002 |
She sounds pretty cool, Peter. Appreciate that. | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1459 Registered: 1-2003 |
Jack, that she is! | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Intermediate Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 1380 Registered: 3-2002 |
Peter, it sounds like you have things pretty good. All things considered, an open pop can isn't the end of the world. You should appreciate the FCar fan I'm sure she is. | ||
| j scott leonard (Jscott)
Member Username: Jscott Post Number: 557 Registered: 1-2002 |
None, my wife is perfect!!!! Are you guys crazy? Don't your wives/girlfriends read this stuff? Sure fire bet for a lonely night. I can hear it now, "you wrote what about me? On the internet, for the world to read. So, now the entire world knows I drool in my sleep? Enjoy your night alone buddy!" Oh, by the way, you really are perfect dear, If you read this, I'm just giving these guys some friendly advise. I would never write anything about you. Nothing you do would ever bother me. Drool? You? Never! | ||
| Scott Larmer (Larmer)
Junior Member Username: Larmer Post Number: 63 Registered: 5-2003 |
mine is too passive. however, i'm a tactless yankee according to her. | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1457 Registered: 1-2003 |
I have the greatest girlfriend on earth!..But..She will come in the office and pop a screw-top Coke, take ten sips, leave the top off and go to bed. This drives me crazy. I know it can be a lot worse, but whats your pet-peave? |