| Author | Message | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6311 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL, DL, i'm laughing right now... | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 274 Registered: 7-2003 |
DES, when you're laughing....I'm laughing! DL | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6310 Registered: 8-2002 |
Robert, DL - LMAO...! | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 255 Registered: 7-2003 |
A$$, gas or grass....nobody riDES for free! DL ps. can I say that? | ||
| Robert Faber (F129b)
New member Username: F129b Post Number: 32 Registered: 8-2003 |
Does she fall for the 'bananna in the tailpipe' routine? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6273 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL, Warren, that was great... | ||
| Warren L. (Warren)
Member Username: Warren Post Number: 261 Registered: 2-2002 |
DES, She took a needle put it into my arm and blood came out. I'm such a chicken I thought I was going to faint | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6263 Registered: 8-2002 |
Warren, tell us more... Be DEScriptive...  | ||
| Warren L. (Warren)
Member Username: Warren Post Number: 259 Registered: 2-2002 |
oh jeez, I thought Des was really talking about his girl with this thread. I was getting into it too, is the girl in the story suppose to be racerchick? I wish a girl would make me scream. Actually one did today, she was a nurse and she took blood from me and it hurt like hell. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6234 Registered: 8-2002 |
Hubert, if you only knew the prices i've paid for other things, you'd know fame's fee is miniscule in comparison... Dan- hell, i'll do both...! i'm sure i could use a makeover... & what's better than a California makeover...?!? | ||
| DanPic (Danp)
New member Username: Danp Post Number: 39 Registered: 2-2002 |
At first I was going to suggest we sign DES up for as the subject for an episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," but know I'm thinking perhaps another vacation out here to SoCal! - Dan | ||
| Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Intermediate Member Username: Hugh Post Number: 1367 Registered: 1-2002 |
Fame has a price, DES. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6229 Registered: 8-2002 |
Jordan, wouldn't that be the same as what i currently do...? Gus, you can do whatever you want, you silly thing you... DJ, LOL, a novella perhaps...? Maybe not long enough... Maybe, after years of writing these things, i'll put together a compilation of the best ones and publish it... ...LOL, yeah, right...! | ||
| Oldslow308 (Djparks)
Member Username: Djparks Post Number: 625 Registered: 2-2003 |
Yet another one of DES's steamy Ferrari novelettes. Hope you are saving all of this to disc to use as notes for the final draft of "Twisted Ferrari Tails" (Pun intended). DJ | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 269 Registered: 4-2003 |
Can he slap her silly and stick her to the wall? | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1901 Registered: 12-2002 |
May I offer my services buddy DES? You see, what my revolutionary treatment does is allow me to take your "girl" out for routine spins to get her used to being driven hard. After I am finished, you will have a fresh new relationship with her and be able to beat her around a little bit more | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6221 Registered: 8-2002 |
Augustine, that was the same you night you took that cucumber and... well, nevermind... Jordan, there's no question about it; i need SOME sort of counseling... | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1896 Registered: 12-2002 |
It sounds like you two could use some marriage counselling | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 266 Registered: 4-2003 |
Bruce, It is about your car. Don't you remember the night that DES got dressed in drag, got ahold of your keys and...........nevermind. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6209 Registered: 8-2002 |
Pat, me...? Have a girlfriend...? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 933 Registered: 2-2002 |
Des, I did understand it to be a car your were talking about but you never know it could be just a random post about a girlfriend | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6204 Registered: 8-2002 |
Pat, if you're not sure, then it's not as good as it could be, but thank you... It's supposed to be told by the car... Maybe i'll need to edit it a bit... If this were about me, it'd be a pretty damn random thread to post...! i was thinking of a female version of this (where the car is a female and the owner is a male) but before i could even begin typing, it got too explicit to post... i'll have to tone it down if i write it... Bruce, that letter on your chest, would it have to be Rosso 'Scarletta'...? | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2808 Registered: 4-2002 |
CRAP...I HOPE HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT ME, WHILE THE LAST 3 WEEKS HE HAS BEEN WITH ME... ILL NOW HAVE TO TELL MY WIFE AND NOW WEAR A BIG " A" SHIELD ON MY CHEST | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 932 Registered: 2-2002 |
Des, I'm not sure if you are really talking about your girlfriend or if the 1st person in this is a car and your owner is a female. Good writing anyways. I always enjoy your posts. Pat | ||
| Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Intermediate Member Username: Jim_schad Post Number: 1826 Registered: 7-2002 |
Now I am picturing you dressed up like "The Gimp" on Pulp Fiction. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6200 Registered: 8-2002 |
I think she�s crazy. This girl I�m with� man, she�s out there, lemme tell you. She�s not abusive, oh no, in fact she�s the exact opposite, for sure. Possessive�? Definitely. She gets pretty anxious when people even walk too close to me. Don�t get me wrong, I love her, I really do, she�s just not like any other woman I�ve ever been with before. She�s not into anything really kinky, but ours is definitely a sub/dom relationship. I�m, of course, always passive and she�s always the one in control. Sometimes I think she takes it too far, though. For example, I can�t just bathe like everyone else; she has to bathe me. She�s obsessive about it, too. The water has to be just the right temperature; she�ll only use a certain type of soap and she washes me with these really soft rags. If we go out for, let�s say, a night on the town, she�s cool. She maintains her composure, everything�s fine. If it�s late, though, and no one�s around, she gets rough; she wants to play; and she knows all the right things to do to me to get me going. She takes full control and I do whatever she wants. She really knows how to work it, too. Don�t let her mild-mannered personality fool you, she�s a wild woman. When we�re in the heat of the moment, she�s like a different person. I see the sweat on her brow, the look in her eye and the grin on her face and I know she�s gonna push me to my limit. She really enjoys the ride I give her, too. She calls me her �Horsy�. She also likes it when I get loud. I think it�s like an audible confirmation for her, that she�s doing it right. She doesn�t care if the neighbors hear me or if we�re away for the weekend, in the middle of nowhere; she wants to hear me scream with pleasure. Just the other day, we were out cruising around the local area and out of nowhere, something triggered this insane lust inside her and she wants to start fooling around- right there on the road in the middle of town�! We got pulled over for that. The cop really liked me so we managed to get out of a ticket. Yeah, it sounds like fun, but I think she�s crazy. The last relationship I was in, I felt like a porcelain doll; I wasn�t even allowed out of the house�! But this girl, man, she wants to go out everyday, rain or shine. There�s never a dull moment with her, never a chance to rest. Don�t get it twisted, though, I love every minute of it. I just hope she doesn�t get bored with me and dump me for a Gallardo or something. |