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David Feinberg (Fastradio2)
Member
Username: Fastradio2
Post Number: 348
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 4:52 pm: | |
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators.
[Now this guy should get a raise!!!!!]
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Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jordan747_400
Post Number: 1939
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 3:26 pm: | |
HAHA!!!
Now you all know why I am hoping to do my flying career with Southwest  |
Omar (Auraraptor)
Member
Username: Auraraptor
Post Number: 975
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 2:21 pm: | |
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Tyler (Bahiaau)
Intermediate Member
Username: Bahiaau
Post Number: 1024
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 2:20 pm: | |
LOL |
Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member
Username: Enzo
Post Number: 947
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 2:00 pm: | |
OMG that is the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!! |
Matthew J Germane (Mjgermane)
Junior Member
Username: Mjgermane
Post Number: 124
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 12:54 pm: | |
That is pretty funny DES. I looked up what Onanism meant and it had a link to coitus interruptus, which I believe is a more accurate phrase/word for this joke. Regardless, it is funny. |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 6433
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 12:45 pm: | |
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned to his mother and
asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to
ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask
me?" The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because
Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother
explain that to you." |