| Author | Message | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 388 Registered: 4-2003 |
Ben, It's funny that you have all that because I have my lubricated johnson extender, my cordless extension cord, my cerca 1930 "Beat the Prohibition" home alcoholic mash kit, my single-breasted Nancy Reagan Barbie Doll, a couple of issues of Ranger Rick, my flapjacket, my crotchwaffle, and my anatomically correct Pee Wee Herman Doll with wack-off action arm.! | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1990 Registered: 12-2002 |
*sigh* Ben, what kind of a world is it we live in when you need all of that critical safety equiptment just to go to supermarket  Why __(insert diety)__ ...WHY!!!! *sobs* *bows* *accepts academy award* | ||
| Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Member Username: Artherd Post Number: 920 Registered: 6-2002 |
I'm *ready!* I've got my moose-head, my 1987 Sony Trinitron that still works, Bijork CDs, Bijork <just>, my uncle's remote-control helicopter he spies on the girls showers with, ALL of my left socks!, a bunch of wine grapes I just stuffed in a bottle (I'm long-term BABY!) Tina Turner, and the best damn Killer Panda spray on the market! My Superman underpants, my girlfriend's superman underpants, and Tony Danza's Superman underpants! my bottle of propane fuel, my back issues of MAD, a magnesium bicycle, and a Dutch Oven. Let's hit it! | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1979 Registered: 12-2002 |
Bless you! | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Member Username: Tec Post Number: 254 Registered: 2-2002 |
Laaaaaahhwwgsplitttah! | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 365 Registered: 4-2003 |
TC, Whicha one a you gotta? The chain-a-saw, or the log-a-splitta? | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 364 Registered: 4-2003 |
You guys ain't got sh*t! I've got my turtle-shell aviators, my flyswatter, my jungle juice, my Transformers lunch box, my stirrups, a couple of cans of prune juice, petrified whooly mammoth droppings, my double-edged lightsaber, some back-issues of Ranger Rick, my feather duster, a '78 Chevy Monte Carlo brochure, my grandfather's dentures complete with Fixadent(and forget it), and my John Deere combine with turbo harvest action. I'm tellin ya, I'm f*ckin ready! | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Member Username: Tec Post Number: 253 Registered: 2-2002 |
What do you want to know DES? I've got a logsplitter for sale. You wanna know what I paid for it? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6525 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bruce, we both used Bob Marley at the same time... That's scary... | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2923 Registered: 4-2002 |
GUS..I CAN BEAT THAT. I HAVE PACKED HERE IS MY MIDOL, MY FROSTED FLAKES CEREAL, MY SPACE FOOD, (CHOCOLATE FLAVOR) MY SIPPY CUP, MY GERIATRIC PORTABLE TOILET, MY ARTIFICAL LIMB, MY PACEMAKER SURGE PROTECTOR, MY TUNED CANARY BIRD WITH DREADLOCKS, AND MY BOB MARLEY HAT AND PANTIES TO MATCH...IM SET HERE..... | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6524 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bruce, i've got my can-o'-medics manishevit's add-a-venice menace check-up coupon and my inconclusive win-or-lose-it sin-for-two set of sailor's bail of Bob Marley and Wailers ale orbs... i'm ready...! | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 990 Registered: 2-2002 |
I'm laughing my ass off here and never met any of you YET | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 363 Registered: 4-2003 |
I know I'm bringing my light blue Chuck Taylor's, my pistol grips, my Pine Sol with lemon, my George "The Animal" Steel action figure, and my adult diapers. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6523 Registered: 8-2002 |
Gus, i've got my back pack shrink wrap black jack knap sack tic tac ink blot stink pot bull weavel play set, my sneak attack we-can-rap eat a cat's fecal sack speaker jacks and my humpty dumpty jump the lumpy dummy mummy rum jar collectors guide... i'm set. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2922 Registered: 4-2002 |
WHAT ABOUT YOUR BLACK AND DECKER PECKER WRECKER, YOUR PRO KEDS HIGH TOPS, YOUR CAZEL GLASSES WITHOUT THE LENS, YOUR SUGERHILL RECORD, AND YOUR "OPERATION" GAME WITHOUT THE HEART.. | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 361 Registered: 4-2003 |
Be sure to remember your Summer's Eve, your leather chaps, Lite Brite, and your allan key set! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6522 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bruce, i've got my cop-in-a-countach tweezers and my freaky deeky sneak-a-peek sneaker pinky weekly wind-up toy, i'm all set, i'm nuts... Is this Silly's Pizza...? LMAO...! Gus, you know you like it when i'm sick...  DESclaimer: i had nothing to do with the hucklebuck. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2921 Registered: 4-2002 |
LIKE COKE, HERSHEY BARS, AND VEAL CUTLET PARMAGANA, ILL BRING MY FLYWHEEL AND 3IN 1 OIL TOO, IM CRAZY LIKE THAT........ | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 358 Registered: 4-2003 |
If I remember correctly from our previous conversations, you like a lot of things. You sick bastard! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6519 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL, Gus, i like that one...! | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 355 Registered: 4-2003 |
"You can't drive me crazy because I'm close enough to walk." | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6514 Registered: 8-2002 |
TC, tell us more about yourself... | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6513 Registered: 8-2002 |
Joe, did you contact the authorities or were they in on it...? Dave, i just want to get rid of it... i have no money to work on it, i have no patience, either... i just want it gone. Hopefully, they'll give me something for it... Pat, i'll sell anything, a tank, too...! You c'mere, i'll sell YOU...! i'm crazy like that, i'm nuts... i pop wheelies, i'm silly...! | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Member Username: Tec Post Number: 252 Registered: 2-2002 |
This is one twisted little wiener package. | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 979 Registered: 2-2002 |
DES there has to be some useful parts on that bike. Man sell that thing as a parts bike or something. You can sell just smash their face into and tell them to buy it. Man if I was there I would sell them a tank or some •••• like that | ||
| Dave White (Dwhite)
Junior Member Username: Dwhite Post Number: 89 Registered: 5-2003 |
Yikes . . .the junkyard. It can't be that bad. I'm well thanks. | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 77 Registered: 8-2003 |
DES, I can't even talk about it. Those nudists hurt me...bad. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6509 Registered: 8-2002 |
Dave, no progress with the bike; i need to call a junkyard and just get rid of the friggin' thing... How are things with you...? | ||
| Dave White (Dwhite)
Junior Member Username: Dwhite Post Number: 88 Registered: 5-2003 |
DES fyi, Boloney is correct usage. But if you prefer "bologna tits" so be it. How is the bike any progress? | ||
| Jeremiah M. Burke (Bullfrog)
Junior Member Username: Bullfrog Post Number: 109 Registered: 6-2003 |
Joe, LOL! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6506 Registered: 8-2002 |
Joe... glad you could get that off your chest... What'd they do to you at the beach...? Did they use jumper cables and c-clamps...? | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 75 Registered: 8-2003 |
Jeremiah, I envy you. I'm too scared to go to the beach after what they did to me last time. | ||
| Jeremiah M. Burke (Bullfrog)
Junior Member Username: Bullfrog Post Number: 104 Registered: 6-2003 |
Joe, I just stepped on some Piss Clams. | ||
| Jeremiah M. Burke (Bullfrog)
Junior Member Username: Bullfrog Post Number: 103 Registered: 6-2003 |
I am known worldwide as the "Pimp" of the Hucklebuck. I have never been caught, even when I bring my shoes and my glasses. You know, so I have them! | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 74 Registered: 8-2003 |
Good call DES - it's "bologna" tits. I don't need the spelling police to come down on me on this rainy Friday. Ok, if you and Bruce are men enough to admit to the hucklebuck, I guess I can admit that I've got sand all over my assy nipples. I feel better now that I have come clean. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6501 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMAO @ "may i call you baloney tits"...! Haven't you been in the spelling and grammar police thread yet...? It's bologna...! i'll never get caught, i'm too good... i'll do the hucklebuck 'til the day i die... In fact, Bruce and i do the hucklebuck all the time... | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 73 Registered: 8-2003 |
You may not want to admit to that in a public forum baloney tits (may I call you baloney tits?), as the hucklebuck is still illegal in several states and a even a few provinces. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6499 Registered: 8-2002 |
i was involved in several hucklebucks all along the eastern seaboard and one or two out on the west coast... i'm sick like that, i'm dirty, i'm nuts... | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2913 Registered: 4-2002 |
LABINSKY...WHOS THAT?? IM INTO SINATRA FOR 200 THOU..... | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 72 Registered: 8-2003 |
speaking only for myself, I can categorically state that I had nothing to do with the hucklebuck! | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 353 Registered: 4-2003 |
Are you sure you weren't involved in the Hucklebuck? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6488 Registered: 8-2002 |
Pat, LMAO, that's awesome...! You gotta show that to Bruce...! | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 977 Registered: 2-2002 |
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| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6484 Registered: 8-2002 |
Pat, i'm crazy, i'm nuts, i've got my tools, my freaky-deeky sneak-a-peek sneaker pinky weekly wind-up toy, my ominous hippopotomus homages, i'm set...! | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 976 Registered: 2-2002 |
You are just silly like that | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6481 Registered: 8-2002 |
Don't you just love DES threads...? | ||
| Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Member Username: Artherd Post Number: 914 Registered: 6-2002 |
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! | ||
| Tyson Hall (Trhall)
Member Username: Trhall Post Number: 411 Registered: 6-2003 |
. | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 327 Registered: 7-2003 |
>>"Impressive, most impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet!<< Darth(Vader)550 | ||
| Me Myself (Kid_enzoz)
Junior Member Username: Kid_enzoz Post Number: 163 Registered: 4-2003 |
Crack kills. | ||
| Omar (Auraraptor)
Member Username: Auraraptor Post Number: 991 Registered: 9-2002 |
Free post in a thread I have no idea whats happening in! | ||
| Tyson Hall (Trhall)
Member Username: Trhall Post Number: 410 Registered: 6-2003 |
Taco Bell or McDonalds? | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 325 Registered: 7-2003 |
F-Chat, F-Chess.....what's the difference? DL | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1973 Registered: 12-2002 |
Peter, its obvious you aren't analyzing it on its clearly symbolic level; symbolic of the hypocrisy of the government infringing on the rights of the American people for pursuing their religious beliefs. Its that easy to understand! | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1529 Registered: 1-2003 |
What the flip is this thread about? | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2905 Registered: 4-2002 |
WHERE JACK THORSE?? | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 975 Registered: 2-2002 |
DES I have that one also I treid sending once but I think the file is too big. Funny as hell. Sol Rosenberg | ||
| Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member Username: Gordo Post Number: 81 Registered: 2-2003 |
William, Sadly not! Its 12:35am here in the UK and I can't sleep! | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Intermediate Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 1312 Registered: 9-2001 |
Slow day at the office guys? | ||
| Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member Username: Gordo Post Number: 79 Registered: 2-2003 |
Will this one do?  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6479 Registered: 8-2002 |
i have this cool moving picture thing of this one penguin slapping another, but when i saved it to my DESktop, it wouldn't post correctly... i tried opening, but it only opens as a still picture... i'm not pleased... it's a really cool little moving picture thingie... | ||
| Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member Username: Gordo Post Number: 78 Registered: 2-2003 |
You guys are!  | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1967 Registered: 12-2002 |
I WIN!! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6474 Registered: 8-2002 |
Gordo, LMAO...! | ||
| John Do'h (Combover)
Junior Member Username: Combover Post Number: 127 Registered: 8-2003 |
Brian: I don't know either, but neither can ever complain about stupid threads/posts again | ||
| Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member Username: Gordo Post Number: 77 Registered: 2-2003 |
5-4 to Des in overtime | ||
| Brian Saligman (Brisalig)
Junior Member Username: Brisalig Post Number: 160 Registered: 8-2002 |
I am sooo lost... | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6473 Registered: 8-2002 |
Ok, there, bottle nose, calm yer nerves... | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 971 Registered: 2-2002 |
Alright then Sizzlechest Take it easy | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6472 Registered: 8-2002 |
Done, barrel ass... | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 968 Registered: 2-2002 |
There you go liverlips | ||
| John Do'h (Combover)
Junior Member Username: Combover Post Number: 125 Registered: 8-2003 |
If you're gonna post it here, at least let the rest of us know what the hell is going on. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6470 Registered: 8-2002 |
Check. | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 966 Registered: 2-2002 |
back at you | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6467 Registered: 8-2002 |
Your move. | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 964 Registered: 2-2002 |
Check out your home spot Jerky |