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DGS (Dgs)
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Username: Dgs
Post Number: 379
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2003 - 12:32 am: | |
(bump)
Where there's a will ...
... there's relatives. |
Peter Cyr (Pete04222)
Junior Member
Username: Pete04222
Post Number: 81
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, October 02, 2003 - 8:23 pm: | |
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'
Patricia Arquette
"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."
George Burns
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
Carmen Boyle (Olympic gold medalist in luge, 1966)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee-the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
Dan Rather (News anchorman)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."
Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master."
Rev. Jesse Jackson
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-•••••."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
Roseanne
"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?"
Hugh Grant
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart., aging cover band singer |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 393
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 8:21 pm: | |
"I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. You, sir, are NO jack Kennedy!"-- Lloyd Bentsen |
Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Member
Username: Tbakowsky
Post Number: 668
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 7:33 pm: | |
You want a garentee? Buy a toaster
Dirty Harry |
Mark (Study)
Member
Username: Study
Post Number: 888
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 7:28 pm: | |
Your intelligence impressed me...in that odd- "look what my two year old can do." sort of way!
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Jeremiah M. Burke (Bullfrog)
Junior Member
Username: Bullfrog
Post Number: 121
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 7:07 pm: | |
"15 is my limit on shnitzengruber"
(Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles) |
Mark (Study)
Member
Username: Study
Post Number: 887
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 7:05 pm: | |
"I now have WEALTH! AND FAME!
... and access to the depths of filth that those things allow." -Bender |
Robert Callahan (Rcallahan)
Member
Username: Rcallahan
Post Number: 369
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 5:53 pm: | |
LUCY you have some 'splaning to do! |
Barry Wolinsky (308gtb)
Member
Username: 308gtb
Post Number: 695
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 5:02 pm: | |
Jerry, nice to see you quoting that magnificent lady. Another:
"It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
Eleanor Roosevelt |
Matt (Matt_lamotte)
Member
Username: Matt_lamotte
Post Number: 627
Registered: 10-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 4:51 pm: | |
Fa shizzle my nizzle- Snoop Dog |
Jerry W. (Tork1966)
Intermediate Member
Username: Tork1966
Post Number: 1019
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 3:25 pm: | |
"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent". Eleanor Roosevelt. |
Andy Mathieson (Andy)
New member
Username: Andy
Post Number: 24
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 1:00 pm: | |
A few attributed to Winston Churchill and several other people .....
Lady ?????: on seeing his flies undone "Sir your thingy is sticking out!"
Churchill: "Madam, you flatter yourself, it is hanging out"
Lady ????: " Sir you are drunk"
Churchill: "Yes madam, but you are ugly and, in the morning I will be sober"
Gladstone: "Sir you are a low down dirty snake"
Disraeli: "That may be so, but you could slide under me wearing a top hat"
Donald Trump: "Ivana, what would you like for Xmas?"
Ivana: "A divorce"
DT: "Well I wasn'thinking of spending quite that much"
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Kds (Kds)
Junior Member
Username: Kds
Post Number: 227
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 7:33 am: | |
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spammity Spam...wonderful Spam.
Monty Python..... |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 6759
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 7:25 am: | |
DGS & DL, those are great...! |
Ken A (Zff)
Junior Member
Username: Zff
Post Number: 149
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 10:41 pm: | |
No you're not, Rikky -- you got it right! |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 387
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 6:45 pm: | |
"Usually, one would have to go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."--Hobson
DL |
Rikky Alessi (Ralessi)
Member
Username: Ralessi
Post Number: 373
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 5:23 pm: | |
Ferris Bueler's Day Off?
(I am really bad with movie quotes)
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Ken A (Zff)
Junior Member
Username: Zff
Post Number: 148
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 5:18 pm: | |
Ok, another movie quote:
"If you have the means, I highly recommend you pick one up." (referring to a Ferrari)
Anyone know the movie?
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DGS (Dgs)
Member
Username: Dgs
Post Number: 350
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 5:04 pm: | |
"It's a game of inches" -- Branch Rickey
"The game's afoot" -- Sherlock Holmes 
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Eric Brigham (Ebrigham)
Junior Member
Username: Ebrigham
Post Number: 74
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 10:42 am: | |
"On the internet, people will go 12 rounds toe-to-toe over the stupidest sh1t imaginable"
- unkown |
Joseph (Mojo)
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Username: Mojo
Post Number: 325
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 8:38 am: | |
Believe half of what you see,
And nothing that you hear.
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Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Intermediate Member
Username: Amenasce
Post Number: 1432
Registered: 10-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 5:06 am: | |
"Gemini have two personalities ; a good one and an even better" , my dad ! |
Dr. Erik Nielsen (Judge4re)
Junior Member
Username: Judge4re
Post Number: 210
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 2:33 am: | |
Those that understand are misinformed. |
DGS (Dgs)
Member
Username: Dgs
Post Number: 349
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 2:20 am: | |
"Failure is not an option." - Gene Kranz
From fiction: (_Armageddon_)
AJ: "Have you ever heard of Evil Knievel?"
Lev: "No, I never saw _Star Wars_".
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DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 384
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 11:30 pm: | |
"Gol Darnit Mr Lamarr, you use your tongue purdier than a twenty dollar whore." --Slim Pickens
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ••••-kickers and Methodists!"--Harvey Korman
DL |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 6691
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 1:20 pm: | |
"First prize, Cadillac car... Second prize, set o' steak knives... Third prize, you're fired."
Since someone else quoted Glen Gary/Glenn Ross, i figured i would, too...
i hate sales but that movie was funny... |
Dan (Bobafett)
Intermediate Member
Username: Bobafett
Post Number: 1428
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 1:06 pm: | |
Ken,
"You sendin' da Wolfe? Sheit Negro, thats all you had to say!"
There are some brilliant lines in that movie...mostly profane, but absolutely hysterical. Marcellus Wallace has to be the best character...
--Dan |
michaelthuber (Mikehuber)
Junior Member
Username: Mikehuber
Post Number: 106
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 10:55 am: | |
DL,
_________________________________________________________
Three feet above a urinal at the Museum of Natural History in Los Angeles:
"If you can piss this high you should be a fireman."
____________________________________________________
...or an LA Laker
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Lawrence Coppari (Lawrence)
Member
Username: Lawrence
Post Number: 782
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 10:09 am: | |
"When are you going to learn, when you die?" - My father to me after repeated screw ups... |
No13 (No13)
New member
Username: No13
Post Number: 32
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 9:02 am: | |
"I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man" anon |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 6672
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 8:52 am: | |
"Real cars don't wear bras." - James Glickenhaus
"Shut up or i'll give you something to cry about." - my father (and probably a few others' fathers, as well...) |
Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member
Username: Azzuro328
Post Number: 481
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 8:48 am: | |
"When you say that you can, and when you say that you can't, you're right." -My Father (and probably someone before him)
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Charles Brading (Austin308)
Junior Member
Username: Austin308
Post Number: 65
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 7:39 am: | |
here are a couple
1 be careful of the feet you step on today they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow. UNKNOWN
2 I see you got a new sports car is it a mustang I saw the little horse. MY SISTER |
Ken A (Zff)
Junior Member
Username: Zff
Post Number: 147
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 6:23 am: | |
No one's gonna quote "Pulp Fiction"? That movie had some wonderful lines.
My favorite from that movie:
"That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in ten." -- Winston Wolfe
My second favorite from that movie:
"I drive real f**king fast, so keep up." -- Winston Wolfe
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ross koller (Ross)
Intermediate Member
Username: Ross
Post Number: 1337
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 2:47 am: | |
robert redford when stopped in the street in nyc by 2 women, who asked him if he was indeed robert redford - 'only when i want to be.'
oscar wilde's dying words as he lay on his deathbed in a paris bordello -'either this wallpaper goes, or i do'. |
Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member
Username: Jordan747_400
Post Number: 2054
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 10:12 pm: | |
Here are my favorite comedic quotes
So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?'
She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.'
I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
-- Henry Youngman (Goodfellas, 1990)
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
-- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
-- John Alexander Thom
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
-- Groucho Marx
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-- Sam Levenson
I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
-- Eric Sykes
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
-- Jimmy Carter
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
-- Tommy Cooper
I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
-- Anonymous
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?"
"No," he answers, "I hit every one of them!"
-- Milton Berle
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
-- Billy Connolly
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
-- Anonymous
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
-- Les Dawson
Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
-- Unknown
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
-- Tim Vine
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
-- W.C. Fields
What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny.
-- Steve Martin (at the 2003 Oscars�)
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
-- Jay Leno
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here...This is the War Room!
-- Peter Sellers (Dr. Strangelove, 1964)
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DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 376
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 9:31 pm: | |
"The road to Hell is paved with good intention."
.....by someone I knew that will go there!
DL |
Jason W (Pristines4)
Member
Username: Pristines4
Post Number: 717
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 8:52 pm: | |
One I've found to be very true:
Great spirits have often encountered violent oposition from mediocre minds. |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 375
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 8:39 pm: | |
Chris,
True.
DL |
Chris Horner (Cmhorner17)
Member
Username: Cmhorner17
Post Number: 317
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 8:29 pm: | |
DL - you could just about put that whole movie on this list Where to begin with all the quotable quotes?? |
Chris Horner (Cmhorner17)
Member
Username: Cmhorner17
Post Number: 314
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 8:01 pm: | |
I don't like stuff that sucks - (Beavis and Butthead)
Don't wait until conditions are perfect; they never will be
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you suck forever - (Pioneer ad for car stereo equipment)
Don't flaunt your success - don't apologize for it either
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you don't keep moving forward
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do
You don't get paid what you deservce - you get paid what you negotiate
It's not what you know, it's what you can prove (Denzel Washington in Training Day)
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Patrick (Patrick)
New member
Username: Patrick
Post Number: 24
Registered: 6-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 7:20 pm: | |
Thought about this awhile back in respect to movie lines so I'll post those and another one...
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Surprised no one has mentioned quotes from Fight Club, or the Godfather trilogy, among many movies.
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
"Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in."
"He's a businessman. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
"The only wealth in this world is children. More than all the money, power on the earth."
"The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends."
All of the above from Godfather.
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ••••••• khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."
"The things you own end up owning you."
"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."
"And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."
All of the above from Fight Club.
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Also a new one I've liked for some time now is:
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come. (2.2.34)" Julius Caesar - William Shakespeare
Sorry for the long post. ;) |
John (Cohiba_man)
Member
Username: Cohiba_man
Post Number: 288
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 6:39 pm: | |
QUOTE:""The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
George Bernard Shaw
doody."
That is my favourite quote of all time as well. |
Amir (Amir)
Junior Member
Username: Amir
Post Number: 128
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 9:17 pm: | |
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
-George Carlin (probably talking to Brother Bruce) |
JT (Mightymagician)
Junior Member
Username: Mightymagician
Post Number: 168
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 9:09 pm: | |
"Beyond the security of analysis lies hard work" |
David Feinberg (Fastradio2)
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Username: Fastradio2
Post Number: 392
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 8:37 pm: | |
"What do dogs do on their day off?"
George Carlin |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 364
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 7:13 pm: | |
"The first rule....you'd know it if you've ever lived a day in your life. You NEVER open your mouth , unless you know what the shot is."
Al Pacino (Ricky Roma, Glengary Glenross)
DL |
Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
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Username: Lwausbrooks
Post Number: 2585
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 6:17 pm: | |
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) left us with a wealth of wonderful quotations. One that I always keep in mind is:
"Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
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Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Intermediate Member
Username: Hugh
Post Number: 1445
Registered: 1-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 6:13 pm: | |
>>The last thing any moron says before he crashes at a racetrack....
"Watch This!!" <<
More like "... I can take that flat out, can't you?" |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 363
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 6:09 pm: | |
The last thing any moron says before he crashes at a racetrack....
"Watch This!!"
DL |
Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
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Username: Lwausbrooks
Post Number: 2584
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 6:02 pm: | |
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is originally from Sun Tzu's "The Art of War," 5th century BC.
It has been used many times in film, including by Michael Corleone in The Godfather II. |
Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Intermediate Member
Username: Hugh
Post Number: 1444
Registered: 1-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 5:35 pm: | |
"When you're racing, that's life; anything that comes before, or after, is just waiting."
-steve mcqueen "le mans"
(probably one of the best summations I've ever heard)
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Horsefly (Arlie)
Intermediate Member
Username: Arlie
Post Number: 1488
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 5:18 pm: | |
"Nice guys finish last"- Leo Derocher
"A man's got to know his limitations"- Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry
"The only difference between champ and chump is U (you)"- locker room wall
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Rosso (Redhead)
Member
Username: Redhead
Post Number: 427
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 3:54 pm: | |
I am a nobody.
Nobody is perfect.
Therefore I am perfect. |
PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member
Username: Peters
Post Number: 1573
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 3:28 pm: | |
Most all FChat members to Mr. Green: "Go away" |
Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
Member
Username: Paulie_b
Post Number: 871
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 2:56 pm: | |
OJ Simpson to Rodney King...."Whatever you do, don't get out of the car"! |
Frederick Thomas (Fred)
Member
Username: Fred
Post Number: 819
Registered: 2-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 2:39 pm: | |
Yes I thought the Gotti quote was from the Godfather also. |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 6646
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 1:38 pm: | |
"This one time, at Laguna Seca..." - Hubert Otlik |
TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member
Username: Tifosi
Post Number: 4354
Registered: 9-2001
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 7:42 am: | |
hey Bruce - I think Gotti stole that quote from the godfather |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 360
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Friday, September 26, 2003 - 7:42 am: | |
Three feet above a urinal at the Museum of Natural History in Los Angeles:
"If you can piss this high you should be a fireman."
DL |
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