| Author | Message | ||
| Matthew Cooper (Dopplemax)
New member Username: Dopplemax Post Number: 43 Registered: 6-2003 |
Wrong car, right idea  | ||
| Paul Cox (Paulc)
Junior Member Username: Paulc Post Number: 57 Registered: 2-2003 |
Why do men have gay sex? So they can have an intelligent conversation in the morning.  | ||
| todd (Flat12)
New member Username: Flat12 Post Number: 35 Registered: 7-2003 |
LMAO LOLOLOLLOLO!!!!! | ||
| Fred (I Luv 4REs) (Iluv4res)
Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 489 Registered: 8-2002 |
Marcus.....it's all clear to me now!!! LOL!! | ||
| Kendall Kim (Kenny)
Member Username: Kenny Post Number: 543 Registered: 9-2001 |
If men die before women... Single, never married men who sleep alone die even sooner than happily married ones | ||
| Bart Boonacker (Sharky666)
Member Username: Sharky666 Post Number: 476 Registered: 9-2002 |
LMAO I heared these before but not the last line : "Because they want to", Hilarious !   | ||
| Troy Watts (Troy_watts)
Junior Member Username: Troy_watts Post Number: 58 Registered: 9-2003 |
You can always turn gay. | ||
| Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Member Username: Mmayeux73 Post Number: 595 Registered: 4-2002 |
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but, now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race.... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her..... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks...... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. If SHE asks you.........it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a pervert If you don't..............you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape.... you're vain. If you don't................ you're a slob. If you buy her flowers............. you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of yourself. If you're not................. you're not ambitious. If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore. Men die first..because they want to. |