| Author | Message | ||
| Ronin (Ronin)
Junior Member Username: Ronin Post Number: 89 Registered: 6-2003 |
Yeah I could use one of those a day for the next 38 days. Hey DES are you going to look for something else? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6947 Registered: 8-2002 |
Me too, Hubert, me too... | ||
| Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Intermediate Member Username: Hugh Post Number: 1506 Registered: 1-2002 |
I'd like to say "How did you survive into adulthood? Don't people as stupid as you walk in front of buses, or something?" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6937 Registered: 8-2002 |
Evan, i slave for an insurance brokerage... No personal days, no sick days, 5 vacation days, no paid lunch hour - and i was recently (very) overdue for an increase and i was totally screwed on it... i got some piss poor dollar more an hour... i'm sick of my job... i've been there two and a half years, never had to EVER ask for a raise, it always just came... This time it was waaaaay overdue and i tried to renegotiate it and i still got screwed... i got screwed royally, big time... i've had to deal with unspeakable things - literally...! and still, i'm treated like ••••... i hate my ••••••• job, sorry everyone, i'm just in an extremely pissy mood. | ||
| Evan Jones (Jonesn)
Junior Member Username: Jonesn Post Number: 134 Registered: 8-2002 |
Hey DES, what line of work are you in? | ||
| rob guess (Beast)
Member Username: Beast Post Number: 395 Registered: 5-2003 |
DGS; That one has to be a classic!!!!!!!! Almost sounds like you have worked at a few places that i have. Rob Guess "The Other Rob" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6930 Registered: 8-2002 |
DGS, you have no idea how close that hits home... Great quote... i should print that out and tape it to my computer screen... | ||
| DGS (Dgs)
Member Username: Dgs Post Number: 367 Registered: 5-2003 |
Working here is like shoving grass up a cow's butt. You just know the process has got it all wrong, and sooner or later you're going to get dumped on. | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 403 Registered: 7-2003 |
Which reminds me of some interviewing tips I learned from George Carlin. When you want to make a great impression with a male boss who's interviewing you, point to the picture of his wife on the desk and say, "Hey, who's the (c)unt?" Then tell him that if you get the job, you'd like a desk real close to the exit so at the end of the day, you can get the f*ck outta there in a big, big hurry. And once you've successfully used the above tips to land the job, here's Carlin's suggestion for calling in sick. Call your boss and tell him you're smoking a bongful of Fruit Loops and watching the mid-morning movie and you probably won't make it in today. And then there's the classic line from Office Space where the two Bobs say to Peter, "You been missing a lot of work lately, Peter." And Peter says, "I wouldn't say I've exactly been missing it, Bob." DL | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1587 Registered: 1-2003 |
(10:00AM)...."I've done enough today..I think I'll take the rest of the year off".... | ||
| Fred (I Luv 4REs) (Iluv4res)
Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 500 Registered: 8-2002 |
DES....I'll have to try some of them. The only problem is which one's to try.....so many of them apply here at work!!!!  | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Intermediate Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 1072 Registered: 2-2002 |
 @ 9 & 14 | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6821 Registered: 8-2002 |
>1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ••••. >2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to >pronounce. >3. How about never? Is never good for you? >4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in >public. >5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship >me. >6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. >7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... >8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. >9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. >10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... >11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. >12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. >13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. >14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. >15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. >16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point >of >view. >17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. >18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. >19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? >20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. >21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. >22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. >23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be.......? >24. Do I look like a people person? >25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. >26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. >27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. >28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? >29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. >30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. >31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. >32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. >33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? >34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. >35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? >36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. >37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? >38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. |