tony hopkins (Tonyh)
Junior Member
Username: Tonyh
Post Number: 131
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, October 09, 2003 - 6:42 am: | |
>RADIO SHOW AMERICA
>Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
>Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The
>DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
>called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
>married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
>"yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
>The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
>phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same
>three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular
>game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop
>to its knees with laughter.
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>Anyway, here's how it all went down:
>DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"
>Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
>DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida
>if you win. What is your name? First only please."
>Contestant: "Brian."
>DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
>Brian: "Yes."
>DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
>Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
>DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
>Brian: "Sara."
>DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
>Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
>DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
>Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
>DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
>Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
>DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
>Contestant: "About 10 minutes."
>DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
>that if a trip wasn't at stake."
>Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
>DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
>morning?"
>Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
>DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
>Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
>for a couple of weeks..."
>DJ: "Uh huh..."
>Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
>DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
>Brian: "On the kitchen table."
>DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
>times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his
>wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." (3 minutes of
>commercials follow.)
>DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sara, shall we?"
>(touch tones....ringing....)
>DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
>Clerk: "This is she."
>DJ: "Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now
>and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
>Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
>DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
>give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules
>of 'MateMatch'?" Sara: "No."
>DJ: "Good!"
>Brian: (laughing)
>Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
>Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
>completely honest."
>DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If
>your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
>Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to
>the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sara?"
>Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
>DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
>Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
>DJ: "What time?"
>Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
>DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
>Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
>DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
>manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away
>from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
>Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
>DJ: "Where did you have it?"
>Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
>Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
>DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
>Sara: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."
>DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
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>Sara: "Up the ass....."
>After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
>break....."
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