| Author | Message | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Advanced Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 3485 Registered: 6-2001 |
Q:What do you call a blank sheet of papaer? A: A list of womens' rights Why are there few professional women skiers. There arent any mountains between the kitchen and the bedroom. note:these jokes do not neccessarily reflect the views of the poster and are presented for entertainment purposes only. | ||
| Ermin Trevisan (Trevi)
Member Username: Trevi Post Number: 270 Registered: 5-2003 |
tony this is incredible!!!!!! LOL | ||
| Jeff Howe (Ferrari_uk)
Member Username: Ferrari_uk Post Number: 577 Registered: 12-2002 |
Q How does a blonde switch off the light following sex ? A She shuts the Dodge Aries door ! Init | ||
| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 476 Registered: 7-2003 |
DES's new favourite joke: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it. Dl | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 565 Registered: 4-2003 |
I love that photo. Very patriotic.  | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1601 Registered: 1-2003 |
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| Amir (Amir)
Member Username: Amir Post Number: 257 Registered: 2-2003 |
Blonde walking by a friend's house sees friend frantically blowing into car's tailpipe, cheeks red and eyes watering with effort. "What are you doing?" "Oh, I took it to my mechanic to get some dents fixed, and I was told if I blew on tailpipes really hard I could fix them myself." "Duh, you have to roll the windows up first, silly." DES, I didn't imply their gender anywhere... | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 577 Registered: 7-2003 |
For those who say, "It could happen to a man, too!" I just spent a couple of minutes explaining the helmet pic to my fiancee. "Oooooh" | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 131 Registered: 9-2003 |
Oh crap here it comes Sorry I know it was old and tired but it seemed like a good idea at the time | ||
| James Dunne (Audiguy)
Member Username: Audiguy Post Number: 333 Registered: 6-2003 |
Jim, You should not have told that old, old, old joke. Put on your flame retardant nomex underwear. | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 129 Registered: 9-2003 |
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." | ||
| fanatic (Fanatic1)
Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 530 Registered: 2-2003 |
DES, Although men I'm sure do make much of the same mistakes, I would bet that a man wouldn't be as LIKELY to make this mistake.......I'm just betting that if someone did a scientific poll on how many men have been the driver of a motercycle, vs. how many women have been the driver of a motercycle, more men have driven them, thus less likely to make this particular mistake. I could be wrong, maybe there are more women motercycle drivers in the world then men, but I doubt it............However, if the picture was of a man, it would be just as funny! | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3059 Registered: 1-2002 |
Women: can't live with 'em, can't use 'em as bait.  | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 558 Registered: 4-2003 |
fair enough | ||
| Aaron Williams (Aawil)
Member Username: Aawil Post Number: 345 Registered: 8-2002 |
DES, I love ya, but quit being such a p*ssy! That pic is funny!  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7150 Registered: 8-2002 |
Hey, now, i never said the picture wasn't funny - i think it's hilarious... However, the thread's title denotes that mistakes like this are only ones made by women and THAT i have a problem with... | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 556 Registered: 4-2003 |
DES, I love ya, but quit being such a p*ssy! That pic is funny! | ||
| Sean F (Agracer)
Member Username: Agracer Post Number: 401 Registered: 2-2003 |
The t-sip was so upset after this years anual beatdown by OU she didn't know which was was up. | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 121 Registered: 9-2003 |
Ok DES is someone watching you.... Trying to score some brownie points.... Damn that is a funny pix | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7147 Registered: 8-2002 |
i think it's safe to say that men and women alike make mistakes like this and to single out a woman for doing it is unfair, sexist, etcetera... | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Intermediate Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 1623 Registered: 10-2001 |
ROFLMAO !!! This is mint ! | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3055 Registered: 1-2002 |
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Must be an Aggie!!!!!!  | ||
| todd (Flat12)
New member Username: Flat12 Post Number: 45 Registered: 7-2003 |
Women, Cant live with em Pass the beer nuts | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 117 Registered: 9-2003 |
LOL Best NORM line from Cheers Women! Ya can't live with them.... (woody) "Isn't there supposed to be another part to that Mr. Peterson" (Norm) "Nope, Not that I can think of...." | ||
| fanatic (Fanatic1)
Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 527 Registered: 2-2003 |
Too FUNNY!!!! Oh My Gosh.......that's just a funny picture!!! | ||
| tony hopkins (Tonyh)
Junior Member Username: Tonyh Post Number: 174 Registered: 12-2002 |
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