| Author | Message | ||
| Kds (Kds)
Member Username: Kds Post Number: 331 Registered: 5-2003 |
I used to have a Ferrari...now all I have is this piece of Shedoni luggage. | ||
| chris cummings (Entelechy)
Member Username: Entelechy Post Number: 552 Registered: 5-2001 |
Bench-warmer Jim Schad, now sponsored by Nike | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 633 Registered: 7-2003 |
Momma always says there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they're going. Where they've been. I've worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes that were affixed to the ground and were hollow. | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member Username: Doody Post Number: 1990 Registered: 11-2001 |
will our contestant take what's below manhole cover #1 or manhole cover #2? doody. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3097 Registered: 1-2002 |
" 'Scuse me while I whip this out" | ||
| Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Intermediate Member Username: Jim_schad Post Number: 2030 Registered: 7-2002 |
No Rob those shoes were affixed to the ground and were hollow. the suitcase is permanent too. | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6655 Registered: 12-2000 |
Ahh, now I get it, must be a studio tour type thing. My new caption... "Life is like a Ferrari belt, you never know when it's going to break." | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Intermediate Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 1156 Registered: 2-2002 |
"Forest Gump might have had a box of chocolates but I have a bag of crusts from all of my peanut butters sandwhiches from the 1st grade on here with mein this bag" Since he is sitting on a Forest Gump bench (hence the shoes, suitcase, box of chocolates) | ||
| Robert Callahan (Rcallahan)
Member Username: Rcallahan Post Number: 374 Registered: 7-2002 |
...then the judge says, 30 days in jail, or wear the ankle bracelets! | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Intermediate Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 1039 Registered: 2-2003 |
Bus Driver: Are you comin' along? Jim (Forrest): Momma said not to be taking rides from strangers. Bus Driver: This is the bus to school. Jim (Forrest): I'm Jim Schad (Forrest Gump). Bus Driver: I'm Dorothy Harris. Jim (Forrest): Well, now we ain't strangers anymore. Or, Mrs. Schad (Gump): You're gonna have to figure that out for yourself. Ferrari ownership is a box of chocolates, Jim (Forrest). You never know what you're gonna get. Jim (Forrest): Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them. | ||
| Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy Post Number: 190 Registered: 9-2003 |
Forever dispelling the myth that Shoe size is somehow connected to other sizes.... | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 3386 Registered: 4-2002 |
"HERES MY INVENTION" ....... SPECIAL SOCK OR SOCK EXTENDERS THAT ALLAN "ELLEN" LAMBO KNITTED FOR JIM...ON SALE NOW TFOR 5.00 TO GIVE AND SUPPORT MY THERAPIST... | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6654 Registered: 12-2000 |
What's up with the shoes, is that Photoshop? My entry... "Dude, I just drove Greg Scott's TR!" | ||
| allan fiedler (Allanlambo)
Intermediate Member Username: Allanlambo Post Number: 1403 Registered: 6-2002 |
Sitting on Front Street watching the girls go by. | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member Username: Doody Post Number: 1988 Registered: 11-2001 |
have at it, gents  .  note that he willingly uploaded this photo to fchat previously, so he's got nobody to blame but himself . doody. |