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Steve Levy (Dviper74)
New member Username: Dviper74
Post Number: 20 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Friday, October 24, 2003 - 3:21 pm: | |
Well I went with Jim's: "Those of you that think you know everything are very annoying to those of us that do." Very fitting for me. Thanks.. |
Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400
Post Number: 2333 Registered: 12-2002
| Posted on Friday, October 24, 2003 - 2:49 pm: | |
David, probably one of my favorite movies  |
Spasso (Djparks)
Member Username: Djparks
Post Number: 690 Registered: 2-2003
| Posted on Friday, October 24, 2003 - 1:35 pm: | |
"It's better well done than well said."
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David Perini (Oppie20)
New member Username: Oppie20
Post Number: 16 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Friday, October 24, 2003 - 7:25 am: | |
There's no fighting in here! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM! -Dr. Strangelove |
DGS (Dgs)
Member Username: Dgs
Post Number: 432 Registered: 5-2003
| Posted on Friday, October 24, 2003 - 2:39 am: | |
Just heard one that would be perfect for a HS yearbook: "It takes an idiot to do cool things -- that's why it's cool" -- FLCL
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Jack (Gilles27)
Intermediate Member Username: Gilles27
Post Number: 1480 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 4:58 pm: | |
"If you can read this, the b*tch fell off." Doesn't really apply here. I've just always found it funny. |
Tillman Strahan (Tillman)
Intermediate Member Username: Tillman
Post Number: 1012 Registered: 11-2001
| Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 6:11 am: | |
"It's not what you do, it's how you do it. Be anything you want to be. It's not what you got, it's how you use it. You be you and I'll be me. It's just a matter of style" Ray Stevens |
BobD (Bobd)
Intermediate Member Username: Bobd
Post Number: 1589 Registered: 3-2001
| Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 5:46 am: | |
Some of my personal favorites: "Half the game is 90% mental." - Yogi Berra "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olsen, President, Chairman and Founder Digital Equipment Corp. 1977 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates in 1981 "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Never interupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napolean Bonaparte "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible." - A Yale University Management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express) "Success usually comes to those who are too busy looking for it." - Henry David Thoreau "Whether you think you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford |
DHutchison (Hutch308)
Member Username: Hutch308
Post Number: 449 Registered: 1-2002
| Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 5:24 am: | |
What we've got here is failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach. From Cool Hand Luke. |
Lloyd (Lloyd)
Junior Member Username: Lloyd
Post Number: 127 Registered: 8-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 11:38 pm: | |
"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines." -- Enzo Ferrari "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." -- Mark Twain "Sacred cows make the best hamburgers" --Mark Twain "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell "We're all ignorant, just about different things." -- Will Rogers
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Steve Levy (Dviper74)
New member Username: Dviper74
Post Number: 17 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 11:27 pm: | |
Jim, really liking that first one! thanks |
Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1
Post Number: 2734 Registered: 7-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 10:46 pm: | |
How about: "Those of you that think you know everything are very annoying to those of us that do." Or, "Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Maybe, "Honestfer Officly I'm not so think as you drunk I am." |
Steve Levy (Dviper74)
New member Username: Dviper74
Post Number: 16 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 8:54 pm: | |
Ha, nice story Des..One of the kids from last year in his quote had "I am sofa king hi". Don't think he ever got in trouble for it either! |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7424 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 4:27 pm: | |
Mike, Jim, i wanna work with YOU guys...! |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 227 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 4:26 pm: | |
If the answer is yes "what are you wearing...?" |
Mike B (Srt_mike)
Member Username: Srt_mike
Post Number: 406 Registered: 12-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 4:22 pm: | |
DES, DES, DES, when will you learn? When you are on the phone with a female client, and you stray from business and they move to their personal life, the FIRST thing you ask is "so are you hot?" |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 217 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 2:13 pm: | |
Fat Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son... Animal House - Dean Farber |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7404 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 2:10 pm: | |
LOL, Jim...!!! |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Junior Member Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 216 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 2:09 pm: | |
Honest you Honor I only honered her offer and the rest of the night i was on her and off her |
Spasso (Djparks)
Member Username: Djparks
Post Number: 677 Registered: 2-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 2:05 pm: | |
"LIFE IS TOUGH BUT IT'S TOUGHER WHEN YOU'RE STUPID!" John Wayne
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DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7399 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 1:56 pm: | |
DL, no, that was Bruce...  |
DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550
Post Number: 516 Registered: 7-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 1:48 pm: | |
DES, Did you also break into the W.O.P.R. computer at NORAD and nearly start WW III....thinking you were hacking into a video game company's database? DL |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7398 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 1:43 pm: | |
Steve, Jordan, et al... On my profile page in my high school year book, i wrote a paragraph that was something to the effect of: "i'd like to thank Mr. so-and-so, Mrs. so-and-so..." and on and on... Then i wrote a poem; the first letter of each sentence in the poem (each sentence started on a new line) spelled out the following: F-U-C-K-T-H-E-R-E-S-T-O-F-Y-O-U; the end result being that i thanked a specified list of people in the beginning and said my peace (although surreptitiously) in the last part... Not able to contain my craftiness, i told a friend of mine what i had done... She, in turn, told her friend... A game of telephone ensued and my eventually my teacher found out; upon this realization, she immediately contacted the principal... The year books were already printed and distributed, so they couldn't retract them or reprint new ones, so i was banned from graduation; i found out that i was slated for an award for all the graphic DESign i had done for the year book and i missed that, too... Oh well. As for a quote, i just got off the phone with a client who was complaining that she longer has any energy to complete the day's tasks. Her words: "Youth is wasted on the young." i thought it was cute. Good luck with this whole thing, let us know what you go with and how everything turns out... |
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts
Post Number: 6458 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 8:44 am: | |
Ralph, the thing is this can be interpreted either way!  |
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts
Post Number: 6457 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 8:42 am: | |
add to it: "ant mi Math deather vor nowing by it vor $2,000, sel it vor $5,000 ant life of de 3% profid" |
Ralph Koslin (Ralfabco)
Member Username: Ralfabco
Post Number: 978 Registered: 3-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 8:42 am: | |
Martin that is so true. So the F-40 roadmap is not found in a schoolbook. |
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts
Post Number: 6456 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 8:41 am: | |
"I lik too thanck mi Englitsh deatcher vor mi kreat edumacation!" |
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts
Post Number: 6455 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 8:39 am: | |
"When you cruise down Rodeo Drive in your new Ferrari you realize how worthless these last years of school really were!" |
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts
Post Number: 6454 Registered: 5-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 8:38 am: | |
I am cracking up here  |
William H (Countachxx)
Advanced Member Username: Countachxx
Post Number: 3391 Registered: 2-2001
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 7:12 am: | |
" an 18 year old girl is more confused than a blind lesbian in a tuna factory " "Masterbation is sex with someone I love " " Sex is only dirty when you do it right " |
Mike B (Srt_mike)
Member Username: Srt_mike
Post Number: 402 Registered: 12-2002
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 4:10 am: | |
Since it won't be seen until it's published, shortly before graduation, how about... "I never liked any of you bastards anyway" |
Russ Turner (Snj5)
Member Username: Snj5
Post Number: 625 Registered: 2-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 12:12 am: | |
and of course, from Gumball Rally: "The first rule of Italian Driving: What's behind me is not important.." |
DGS (Dgs)
Member Username: Dgs
Post Number: 428 Registered: 5-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 12:01 am: | |
Failure is not an option. ... (It's standard equipment.)
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Vince (Manatee)
Member Username: Manatee
Post Number: 409 Registered: 6-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 11:12 pm: | |
"Hey, hold my beer while y'all watch this" (famous last words of a redneck) "Yes, officer, I know - license and registration" "That's my story and I'm sticking to it" "Play the game existence, to the end" (John Lennon) "Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?" (Smokey and the Bandit) |
DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550
Post Number: 514 Registered: 7-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 11:05 pm: | |
Arnoldesque addition.... "Money cannot buy happiness but it DOES lead to a more interesting depression." DL |
Vince (Manatee)
Member Username: Manatee
Post Number: 408 Registered: 6-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 11:02 pm: | |
I don't remember who said "There's no substitute for cubic inches" |
Vince (Manatee)
Member Username: Manatee
Post Number: 407 Registered: 6-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 11:00 pm: | |
Descartes said "To do is to be" Sinatra said "Do be do be do"  |
MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Intermediate Member Username: Markpdx
Post Number: 1103 Registered: 4-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 10:58 pm: | |
"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger |
Mark (Study)
Member Username: Study
Post Number: 999 Registered: 10-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 10:49 pm: | |
"Anybody want to take bets on how long it takes me to throw out my Yearbook? 5,10,20 years? How long till you loser aren't worth remembering?" |
Kenny Herman (Kennyh)
Intermediate Member Username: Kennyh
Post Number: 1407 Registered: 8-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 9:53 pm: | |
Steve, watch what you say. The WP year book team botched my quote last year in 3 places, not only did they mispell a few words, they misquoted my Andretti quote and left out my friends; yet Adam Kaplan used the same quote as me and they had no problem with his. Keep checking up and make sure that you see the quote before they print it. Seeing that you love Vipers soo much, why don't you find some Carroll Shelby quotes- he's the posterchild for horsepower. |
todd (Flat12)
Junior Member Username: Flat12
Post Number: 60 Registered: 7-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 9:35 pm: | |
I know it's over used but the quote I still like is "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". For a mascot I'd go with the Jedi Master.. |
Tim G (Timgos)
Junior Member Username: Timgos
Post Number: 60 Registered: 3-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 9:34 pm: | |
Knowledge is Power Power Corrupts Study Hard Die Evil |
casey slattery (Mondialcab)
New member Username: Mondialcab
Post Number: 24 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 9:32 pm: | |
Heres the only "car related" famous quote I know of: "car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments" -Erma Bombeck Not really a yearbook quote, but its is espically relavent to a Ferrari. How about something more traditional like "aim for the sky, even if you miss you'll land among the stars" |
Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax
Post Number: 648 Registered: 7-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 8:01 pm: | |
It's tough to soar with eagles when you go to high school with a bunch of turkeys. No, that'll get your a� kicked. (Cribbed from Broadcast News) You'll never leave ________ and I'm going to see the whole demn world. You'll never know the pleasure of writing a graceful sentence or having an original thought. No, that'll get your a� kicked, too. You like chiasmus? |
rich stephens (Dino2400)
Member Username: Dino2400
Post Number: 641 Registered: 10-2001
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 7:20 pm: | |
"I came to a fork in the road, and I took it." Yogi Berra |
1987 Jerry (Slag_328gts)
Member Username: Slag_328gts
Post Number: 253 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 6:25 pm: | |
LOL Jordan - Over, Under. |
Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr
Post Number: 3405 Registered: 4-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 6:20 pm: | |
" LOVE IS BLIND, BUT THE NEIGHBORS AINT" |
todd (Flat12)
Junior Member Username: Flat12
Post Number: 57 Registered: 7-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 6:17 pm: | |
"I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect" |
Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400
Post Number: 2311 Registered: 12-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 6:10 pm: | |
DES, cant wait to hear your story too...post it ok? |
David Perini (Oppie20)
New member Username: Oppie20
Post Number: 8 Registered: 9-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:55 pm: | |
Do or do not. There is no try. -Master Yoda |
Steve Levy (Dviper74)
New member Username: Dviper74
Post Number: 14 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:53 pm: | |
Des, not necessarily, just want to see what is out there. Your story sounds good though, lookin forward to this one! |
Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400
Post Number: 2309 Registered: 12-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:53 pm: | |
LMAO! These quotes are great. I should have asked this quesiton a few weeks ago when I had to turn my quote in. "Roger Rodger, Whats out Vector Victor?"
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Dan B. (Dan_the_man)
Junior Member Username: Dan_the_man
Post Number: 103 Registered: 9-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:46 pm: | |
"It's not what you don't know, but what you know that isn't so that gets you in trouble." |
Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove
Post Number: 905 Registered: 4-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:42 pm: | |
Stupidity is very time consuming. It is hard to argue with someone that dosent know what they are talking about. DrS |
Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove
Post Number: 904 Registered: 4-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:41 pm: | |
Non Cogicato ergo Non Est. (I dont think, therefore you dont exist.) DrS |
DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550
Post Number: 513 Registered: 7-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:40 pm: | |
UH HUH! DL |
Nibblesworth (Nebulaclass)
Member Username: Nebulaclass
Post Number: 770 Registered: 11-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:38 pm: | |
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them." |
djmonk (Davem)
Member Username: Davem
Post Number: 457 Registered: 1-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:20 pm: | |
Not so much a quote but "under plans" I stated " Going to college an getting a Ferrari". That was in 1980. |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7388 Registered: 8-2002
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:08 pm: | |
Steve, you want your high school year book quote to reference cars...? Nothing wrong with that, i'm just wondering... Congratulations on your graduation, best of luck to you... When i get back to the office tomorrow, i'll tell you a story on MY high school year book quote, how it got printed and why i was banned from graduation for it... Ah, the good ol' days...  |
Steve Levy (Dviper74)
New member Username: Dviper74
Post Number: 13 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 5:03 pm: | |
My highschool senior yearbook quote is do in 3 days, and I'm pretty lost as to what I should use. I've looked through past quote discussions, and found some interesting ones, but was wondering if anyone had any good ones more related to cars! thanks! |