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Jim Muise (Writerguy)
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Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 332
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 12:12 pm: | |
Good way of putting it
btw the enzo car was from Ferraristuff.com |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7523
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 12:03 pm: | |
Oh, man, this thread took a shitty twist... |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member
Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 330
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 11:59 am: | |
Always wondered what would work on Hooters staff
Now there is a group that has heard them all I would guess |
Nibblesworth (Nebulaclass)
Member
Username: Nebulaclass
Post Number: 839
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 11:08 pm: | |
Art - I'm sure you can use your imagination, but the "one the chest" one is related to the "Chili Dog". I won't go there...
And Jim - It's plumpkin, not pumpkin. You missed the L. |
John (Cohiba_man)
Member
Username: Cohiba_man
Post Number: 341
Registered: 1-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 10:54 pm: | |
This one actually works: "Hey, I have a Ferrari parked outside, I'll take you for a ride if you'll return the favour." |
Dan (Bobafett)
Intermediate Member
Username: Bobafett
Post Number: 1834
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 10:42 pm: | |
Vincent; the movie's name is Thunderball!  Please...
--Dan |
Vincent (Vincent348)
Intermediate Member
Username: Vincent348
Post Number: 1134
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 9:42 pm: | |
thunderballs
Vincent. |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 567
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 9:41 pm: | |
A friend of mine asked a VERY HOT 22 year old Hooter's waitress today, "I have a serious question to ask you. Have you ever seriously considered haveing a man, who is much older than you, take very, very good care of you?"
They stared at each other long enough for her to stop smiling and really think about it. She gave him her number before we left.
Come to think of it, this should be in the, "Women" thread.
DL |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member
Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 328
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 7:06 pm: | |
Art
I have too but I figure that there are some things left in the locker room.
"Pumpkin?" anything having to do with having family trees that don't branch? (ifin she's ain't good enough for her own family she ain't good enough for ours...."
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arthur chambers (Art355)
Advanced Member
Username: Art355
Post Number: 2833
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 6:49 pm: | |
Nah:
I've heard worse: leaving the crap on the chest.
Art |
Nibblesworth (Nebulaclass)
Member
Username: Nebulaclass
Post Number: 838
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 6:48 pm: | |
Jim, be happy I didn't explain the Donkey Punch, Angry Dragon, Chili-Dog, or Plumpkin to ya. ;) |
luciano favero (Ontogenetic1007)
Junior Member
Username: Ontogenetic1007
Post Number: 81
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 5:12 pm: | |
Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic)
>That is called customer comments/opinion as directly related to said Brand.
>It is your job to insure complete satisfaction, or listen to any constructive criticism
>insuring she becomes a repeat buyer.
Some prefer ensure
>It is your job to insure complete satisfaction, or listen to any constructive criticism
>insuring she becomes a repeat buyer.
Pardon me, are you suggesting that the principal male occupation is the oldest human profession?
>Enjoy the Drive,
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Michael Zaic (Mikez_nj)
Junior Member
Username: Mikez_nj
Post Number: 113
Registered: 12-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 3:53 pm: | |
I never really used to use cheesy pickup lines, but I've read many posts similar to this on many discussion forums. I was literally laughing out loud when I read some of the lines in this thread.
I didn't see anyone mention this though:
"That shirt is very becoming on you, but then again, if I were that shirt, I'd be-coming on you too." |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member
Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 323
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 3:31 pm: | |
Nope Your instinct to self edit was on mark
GOD that is discusting |
Nibblesworth (Nebulaclass)
Member
Username: Nebulaclass
Post Number: 837
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 3:29 pm: | |
Here are a few "dating" classics:
1. The Cleveland Steamer: When done having sex after a one night stand, wake up before she does and leave without saying goodbye. Instead of leaving a note thanking her, take a crap on the pillow you slept on.
I have about 5 more, but after typing them, I realized they should not be spoken in public. Too vile. |
Doug meredith (Dougm)
Member
Username: Dougm
Post Number: 368
Registered: 2-2001
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 2:34 pm: | |
"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name (Wendy)?"
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Matt (Matt_lemus)
Senior Member
Username: Matt_lemus
Post Number: 6355
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 12:46 pm: | |
Can I slip into something comfortable....like you? |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7512
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 12:34 pm: | |
John, sounds pretty cool...
i burdened a young lady for a year to let me take her out to dinner... Finally, after a year, she accepted... i almost married her.
i remember the first time i asked her, she said okay to lunch but definitely not dinner; i said, "well, what about breakfast, then...?"
It's a wonder she didn't slap me right there... |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 565
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 12:31 pm: | |
"In the morning, she brings me cafe au lait and a cigarette.... my balls feel like concrete!" Ricky Roma |
Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic)
Member
Username: Enjoythemusic
Post Number: 917
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 11:16 am: | |
Dave,
>>>After you f- her she says call me tomorrow. Is that brand reinforcement?<<<
That is called customer comments/opinion as directly related to said Brand. It is your job to insure complete satisfaction, or listen to any constructive criticism insuring she becomes a repeat buyer.
Marketing is tricky as each generation has their preferences and the difference between good marketing and great marketing in is knowing the targeted demographic and catering to them accordingly.
Enjoy the Drive,
Steven R. Rochlin
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Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member
Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 303
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 10:56 am: | |
Nothing would kill the mood faster than that |
Dave White (Dwhite)
Junior Member
Username: Dwhite
Post Number: 192
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 10:52 am: | |
After you f- her she says call me tomorrow. Is that brand reinforcement?
Best cheesy pick up line is "Hello, my name is Gary Green". |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member
Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 302
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2003 - 10:43 am: | |
Thanks now that is MARKETING
Explained like that and even my ol prof in college could have made more sense
Any women want to share some bad ones? |
Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic)
Member
Username: Enjoythemusic
Post Number: 915
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 5:50 pm: | |
i, for one, believe in brand recognition...
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed."
-That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see gorgeous girl. One
of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in
bed."
-That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."
-That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-That's Public Relations
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
-That's Brand Recognition
Enjoy the Drive,
Steven R. Rochlin
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John Roberts (Bigbaddad)
New member
Username: Bigbaddad
Post Number: 46
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 3:24 pm: | |
DES -
She used her patented pick-up line, "Hi". The rest is history.
Actually, we were in High School when we met. She borrowed a tape, I had to call to get it back... that was 17 years ago.
-John |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7485
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 2:52 pm: | |
John, since you and your wife are both posting in this thread, can we ask who approached who first and what the first thing said was...? i'd be interested in finding out if either of you actually used a line or...... |
luciano favero (Ontogenetic1007)
Junior Member
Username: Ontogenetic1007
Post Number: 79
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 2:36 pm: | |
Jim (Writerguy)
>we
just YOU
>Luciano... Go away
All births are painful.
Have a seat and begin your deep breathing.
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Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member
Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 283
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 10:42 am: | |
Thank you Ron for bringing this thread back to the point.
I would like to hear from Dr Cat
Judging from the pix on the profile and the quick wit I can only assume that she has had some really goood and some really pathetic lines thrown at her over the years.
come on Doc Tell us the Good the Bad and The Useless.
and Luciano... Go away we will start a new place just for you and Gary Green to play |
Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Intermediate Member
Username: Ronsupercar
Post Number: 1109
Registered: 5-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 10:33 am: | |
Reach in my pocket and look for something about 6 inchs long and has a head on it.
(A dollar bill) |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 555
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 8:43 am: | |
Amir,
WTF??? I dont recall mis-spelling anything lately. Gee, what could it be?
Here's a line for you...Wake up and smell the Gefilte fish.
DL |
DGS (Dgs)
Member
Username: Dgs
Post Number: 441
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 8:12 am: | |
"it may be prudent to not quote Nietzsche during a 'line'."
"A real man wants two things: danger and play. Therefore he desires woman: the most dangerous plaything." - Also sprach Zarathustra
which is, at least, less cheezy than "wanna come up to the oval office and see my cigar?" (Citizen Stain) 
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luciano favero (Ontogenetic1007)
Junior Member
Username: Ontogenetic1007
Post Number: 77
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 3:04 am: | |
DL (Darth550)
>Luciano,
>Would you really use THAT as a line on someone?
As may recall Nietzsche, after tasting fully feminine power and joy,
recommended one brings a whip when going to 'woman',
hence (assuming an intelligent girl) it may be prudent to
not quote Nietzsche during a 'line'.
The sheep reference was a comment regarding select personages.
For a 'line' a G�del inspired comment may be aprop, whispered sotto voce:
There isn't a contradiction between free will and
knowing in advance precisely what one shall do.
One does not deliberately do the opposite of what one desires.
However I believe we react intuitively and at a very deep level to the
morphological 'rightness' that is eloquently embodied in forms that
are at once invitingly complex and elegant, hence 'lines' aren't imperative.
Einstein spoke of it as spooky action at a distance,
someone else as mellifluous mathematics, and it is
ultra applicable to automobiles as well.
After perusing most of the nonsense below (and above undoubtedly), for comparison,
here is a 'line' that a girl mentioned: Girls will play with boys' toys, if the toys are beautiful.
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Amir (Amir)
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Username: Amir
Post Number: 318
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 3:00 am: | |
DL, you really are a first class b!tch.
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Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Intermediate Member
Username: Artherd
Post Number: 1174
Registered: 6-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 1:54 am: | |
"I have a lotus and I drive really f*cking fast!"
Lol Vincent! That one worked a little TOO well :P
Best!
Ben. |
MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Intermediate Member
Username: Markpdx
Post Number: 1175
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 1:30 am: | |
quote:THE SHEEP ARE ARRIVING AT FULL SPEED
It might work on this guy...
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DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 553
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 12:48 am: | |
Luciano,
Would you really use THAT as a line on someone?
DL |
luciano favero (Ontogenetic1007)
Junior Member
Username: Ontogenetic1007
Post Number: 76
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 12:46 am: | |
dave has said
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>I have no "difficulty standing erect"...
Stating, among other illustrious things, "shut the fukc up" via plagiarized
intellectual property hardly constitutes "standing erect" monsieur giganto ...
rather, it approximates an inarticulate marionette.
As you (and the impotent mass) seem to delight in criticizing Mr.Green's literary prowess (or lack thereof),
your personal lame and lazy efforts leave much to be desired.
As Nietzsche suggests - THE SHEEP ARE ARRIVING AT FULL SPEED
[deleted more of Dave's plagiarized refuse]
>Youse guys are no fun, anymore. ;)
Nevertheless it may be conducive to dave elevating his choice in plagiarized cartoons.
The children would be delighted. DAVE, are you about to speak again?
>;)
Naturally. |
DL (Darth550)
Member
Username: Darth550
Post Number: 551
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 11:06 pm: | |
"Wanna try a little long division? Let's see how many times 40 can go into 25."
DL |
Vincent (Vincent348)
Intermediate Member
Username: Vincent348
Post Number: 1128
Registered: 4-2003
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 10:49 pm: | |
I have a lotus and I drive really f*cking fast!
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David McGee (Damcgee)
Junior Member
Username: Damcgee
Post Number: 104
Registered: 2-2003
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 9:46 pm: | |
You: "Do you sleep on your stomach?"
Her: "no"
You: "Can I" |
michaelthuber (Mikehuber)
Junior Member
Username: Mikehuber
Post Number: 113
Registered: 3-2003
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 9:37 pm: | |
Situation:
Single's Bar. Great looking woman. You walk up and say:
"Excuse me, how many drinks have you had?"
She says. "None."
You say:
"I'll come back later. I'm much more interesting when you have been drinking." |
Jim Muise (Writerguy)
Member
Username: Writerguy
Post Number: 271
Registered: 9-2003
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 10:27 am: | |
I think the Doc has a pretty good handle on the Cheeze.
the intent of the thread is to have some fun with some of the crap we mear men think will work when the direct approach seems somehow un workable.
Green, when you flash your daddys amex do the women swoon or just say what a pathetic little boy. Maybe someday he will be a man but not by what he is saying .... |
DGS (Dgs)
Member
Username: Dgs
Post Number: 439
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 8:53 am: | |
And another thread is consumed in the endless flame wars.
Youse guys are no fun, anymore. ;) |
Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member
Username: Maranelloman
Post Number: 3189
Registered: 1-2002
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 8:03 am: | |
Luciano, thanks for your concern, but I have no "difficulty standing erect"...
As for the rest of your unintelligible Sterno-induced post:
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Gary Green (Mr_green)
New member
Username: Mr_green
Post Number: 43
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 4:04 am: | |
Luciano,
I don't know what the •••• your talking about. Whatever it is I agree with you 100%. |
luciano favero (Ontogenetic1007)
Junior Member
Username: Ontogenetic1007
Post Number: 69
Registered: 11-2002
| | Posted on Monday, October 27, 2003 - 1:22 am: | |
dave has said
>Gary, when you demonstrate an above room temperature IQ and an above 3rd grade level of English competence
>(such as knowing the difference between "you're" and "your"), then we can discuss other games.
>
>Until then,
>
[deleted more of Dave's plagiarized refuse]
Dave, language is a system of public representation and communication of shared knowledge, memories and beliefs.
Early hominids migrated out of Africa 1.5 million years ago and established populations in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.
Do you have great difficulty standing erect above others' destitute literary efficiency?
The clocks of the world are ticking.
- stories
1. You are so ultra lekker (delicious), I'm going 2 break your heart in 2
2. Architecture clothes the body. Its strukture is horizontal.
How does one unbalance a body. [by photographing it.
3. Fists are feminine.
4. It is ok to think again.
5. Eroticism appears as a relation between clothing + nudity.
6. Want some? just for you ...
7. Compare the value. Compare the quality.
8. Loyalty is the wildest of all debaucheries.
I am planning to exercise this new experience a bit.
9. I resist my temptations to know I am free.
10. [Wilde] I can resist anything except my temptations
11. The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched � they must be felt.
12. The marvel of hope consists of this:
Calling out of total absence the real presence of one's beloved.
Caressing with one's eyes this supremely anonymous and delicious objekt.
Empty in full sunlight but which in the dark may reveal all manner of things.
13. The story is often told that monsieur Leonardo Da Vinci when recommending
to his pupils searching for an original subject which would suit them has said:
take an elongated look at the cracks in the wall
02. Two may play this game.
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DGS (Dgs)
Member
Username: Dgs
Post Number: 437
Registered: 5-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 11:52 pm: | |
Getting back to the "cheezy" line department:
Hi, would you like to try out for the lead role in my new film? It's called "From Beer to Maternity" |
Gary Green (Mr_green)
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Username: Mr_green
Post Number: 42
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 9:06 pm: | |
Far out! |
Ricky Agrawal (Vraa)
New member
Username: Vraa
Post Number: 3
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 9:02 pm: | |
Being in highschool, this one has worked forever so far! Try it only on the girls when it's not that time you know? :D
Just go up to her, and be like, "I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
It's old, horrible, but it works. |
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