| Author | Message | ||
| Ernie (Ernie)
Member Username: Ernie Post Number: 874 Registered: 11-2001 |
Hahahaaa thats a good one Joe. Maybe we need to go to the same nut house. | ||
| KCCK (Kenneth)
Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 688 Registered: 10-2002 |
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| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 217 Registered: 8-2003 |
Kenneth - don't worry - it works its way into your subconscious. You'll be sitting in a traffic jam or in a meeting at work and you'll suddenly say the punchline to yourself and have a good laugh while others think you've gone bonkers. Insidious! | ||
| KCCK (Kenneth)
Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 687 Registered: 10-2002 |
Oh well, I am beginning to like the joke now. This time, I think I need help. | ||
| David A. Spear (Detailman)
Junior Member Username: Detailman Post Number: 174 Registered: 5-2002 |
I heard I a little bit differently,little johnny's big brother got a dirt bike and wrecked into the drive-way and had to get a rock removed from his a$$ hole in the hospital...then the teacher says..... I love the joke, I think its as funny as you do.so I know just what you are talking about | ||
| Mike Procopio (Pupz308)
Member Username: Pupz308 Post Number: 607 Registered: 10-2002 |
Nah, great joke, Joe. I just used the punchline the other day when hammin in up with some friends. Curiously, the punchline of Joe's joke can be heard in the Men in Black II movie, towards the end, by the little worm guys! | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 689 Registered: 7-2003 |
Little Johnny is my role model. | ||
| Jerry W. (Tork1966)
Intermediate Member Username: Tork1966 Post Number: 1062 Registered: 7-2001 |
I liked them both guys! How's that for positive reinforcement!?!? | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 209 Registered: 8-2003 |
Thanks Augustine! | ||
| Augustine J. Staino (Azzuro328)
Member Username: Azzuro328 Post Number: 662 Registered: 4-2003 |
I liked it Joe.  | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 204 Registered: 8-2003 |
I see Peter's sense of humour as as finely developed as mine! | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1646 Registered: 1-2003 |
OK...I'll take some of the heat off of Joe! How about where little Jonny uses the word URINATE in a sentence. He looked at the teacher and said "Ms. Smith, URINATE....If you had bigger tits, you would be a TEN"! | ||
| KCCK (Kenneth)
Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 681 Registered: 10-2002 |
No hard feelings, Joe. It is just that you asked the question, and I could not resist. | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 202 Registered: 8-2003 |
Tough room! Oh well - day job it is then. | ||
| KCCK (Kenneth)
Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 678 Registered: 10-2002 |
I think you need help. Sorry. | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 201 Registered: 8-2003 |
Everytime I even think about this joke, I start laughing. Do any of you find this as hilarious as I do (or do I need help)? Tommy (Third Grader) says to his classmate Billy that he saw a guy jump off a roof and land right on a fence, with his legs spread. Tommy exclaims to Billy, "He landed right on his a$$hole!!!" The teacher overhears Tommy and trys to make the best of the situation by correcting Tommy's colourful language. She says simply, "Rectum." Tommy turns to the teacher with a look of shock and says, "Wrecked him?! Damn near killed him!!" |