| Author | Message | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3150 Registered: 1-2002 |
Green wants to be this:  But really is this:  | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Intermediate Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 1514 Registered: 3-2002 |
Green, it must be annoying always having to put up with such an enormous TOOL! | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Advanced Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 3511 Registered: 6-2001 |
go for the Magnum XL. 30% larger according to the label. they are so big the only thing they are good for is wearing as a rain poncho if it rains. | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Intermediate Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 1141 Registered: 4-2003 |
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| DL (Darth550)
Member Username: Darth550 Post Number: 528 Registered: 7-2003 |
Green, IT is a woman? IT? Wow... must be a real looker! Is it dark enough under the bridge so you cannot tell what IT looks like? DL | ||
| rob guess (Beast)
Member Username: Beast Post Number: 456 Registered: 5-2003 |
Green had a penis transplant but his hand rejected it!!!!! | ||
| Chris Horner (Cmhorner17)
Member Username: Cmhorner17 Post Number: 343 Registered: 4-2002 |
Green, a condom doesn't go over your head. But I guess without a penis you had to put it on something. | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Intermediate Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 1605 Registered: 3-2001 |
Gary, after such an event and your hemorhoids start to bleed, does it always leak through your pants? | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Intermediate Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 1402 Registered: 9-2001 |
Gary, Rosie Palm doesn't count. BTW, Have you ever considered being the poster child for birth control? | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1652 Registered: 1-2003 |
Tony..Word has it that you could not get laid in a women's prison | ||
| Gary Green (Mr_green)
New member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 8 Registered: 10-2003 |
It happens to be a woman! | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 208 Registered: 8-2003 |
LOL!  (putz supreme!) | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 3145 Registered: 1-2002 |
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| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1649 Registered: 1-2003 |
Just make sure your partner also uses one. You will thank him in the morning. | ||
| Joe (Jts)
Junior Member Username: Jts Post Number: 206 Registered: 8-2003 |
Gary it's very touching that you are so concerned with your partner's comfort. | ||
| Gary Green (Mr_green)
New member Username: Mr_green Post Number: 6 Registered: 10-2003 |
I put a condom on last night for the very first time. (I have had sex before without one) The condom was very constriting,It really cut off blood through. Are there some condoms that are more comfortable than others. |