| Author | Message | ||
| Ben Cannon (Artherd)
Member Username: Artherd Post Number: 816 Registered: 6-2002 |
Recently introduced- Porsche new MINI-SUV! Not only is it lighter than the Cheyenne, but it has much imporved off-roading capabilities (goes fast enough to literally FLY over diviations, check out recent Sears Point ALMS footage for proof of Porsche's off-road prowace.) And for the true adventurer, can even sleep two full sized adults. Or simply, a new Porsche marketing-focus derived vehicle : Summed up in their purest forms, and together for the very first time, everything Porsche is about: "Racing, and hitting it!" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6081 Registered: 8-2002 |
'bed-ridden'... ...HA HA HA...! i crack me up...!  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6080 Registered: 8-2002 |
Sorry, Doody, all the good ones were taken... Hey, folks, this gives 'bed-ridden' a whole new meaning...! Of course, then you'd just have more coils and springs to worry about... Ok, ok, i'll stop... | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member Username: Doody Post Number: 1658 Registered: 11-2001 |
remind me to punch DES the next time i see him. GROOOOOOOOOOAN that was bad! doody! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6072 Registered: 8-2002 |
A mattress on a car...? That's crazy... Whoever came up with that idea is SERTA-fiable... Sorry, folks, i couldn't help it. | ||
| Dr. Erik Nielsen (Judge4re)
Junior Member Username: Judge4re Post Number: 182 Registered: 4-2003 |
The new 911. Seats four, sleeps two. | ||
| PeterS (Peters)
Intermediate Member Username: Peters Post Number: 1439 Registered: 1-2003 |
'Honey, if we bought a Honda, we could afford a hotel room' | ||
| Frank Wiedmann (Frankieferrari)
Junior Member Username: Frankieferrari Post Number: 160 Registered: 8-2003 |
"German Motorhome" (it's O.K.-I have some German lineage.) Or, "wasn't making enough money delivering pizza's ...I took up furniture delivery...gotta make the payments,somehow!" | ||
| J Haller (Jh355)
Junior Member Username: Jh355 Post Number: 136 Registered: 6-2003 |
Who says Porsche doesn�t have a Beder idea? | ||
| Paul Hill (348paul)
Member Username: 348paul Post Number: 386 Registered: 12-2002 |
�After losing it completely on the last corner Divan Mattressio is forced to come into the pits for a change of sheets.� | ||
| Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Intermediate Member Username: Hugh Post Number: 1330 Registered: 1-2002 |
"... like I told you boy... ya can always sleep in (or on) yer race car car, but ya caint race yer house... der's the proof right der..." | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Junior Member Username: Wax Post Number: 238 Registered: 7-2003 |
Equipped with 1304 springs for a smooth, comfortable drive. | ||
| Dan (Bobafett)
Intermediate Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 1340 Registered: 9-2002 |
A Sleeper! HAHHA ;) That got an audible chuckle. --Dan | ||
| Mark (Study)
Member Username: Study Post Number: 768 Registered: 10-2001 |
Watch out for the guy in the black P-car... he doesn't look fast, but its a SLEEPER! | ||
| TAKO (Tako)
Junior Member Username: Tako Post Number: 229 Registered: 4-2002 |
better downforce??? hehehhe | ||
| Andrew-Phillip Goalen (Andrewg)
Member Username: Andrewg Post Number: 346 Registered: 9-2002 |
can't see anything wrong with the 355, was in the paddock at donnington a few years ago for the PMFC race when Chris Rea pulled up in his 308Gt4 race car with the slicks on a roof rack!!, guess thats just the English for you, F**k the paintwork the cars here for one reason lets race!!!!!!! | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2481 Registered: 7-2001 |
"But honey, you said you wanted a vehicle we could drive on vacation and sleep in!" | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6155 Registered: 12-2000 |
OK everyone!!! Official Thread Hijack... Caption Contest on David's Pic My first entries... "The race car driver was getting laid so much that he had to just..." "Porsche drivers like it upside down and on the bottom." "After the 3rd rollover by Kitchak the team installed a new high tech device." "Buba's furniture delivery: 5 minutes and less or it's free!" "Team X introduced a new strategy for the 24 hours of Daytona to alleviate tired drivers." "...and Enzo looked down upon his sheep from above and was very pleased he no longer had to view the P car." | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 5932 Registered: 5-2001 |
David, make a Porsche look more "stylish" Lots of credit to the guy, first to take it to the track, second for driving it to the track, third for finding a way to not compromise running on DOT tires on the track but hauling his own slicks. fourth, for showing the world where Ferraris shine! | ||
| Johnny Bravo (Johnny_bravo)
New member Username: Johnny_bravo Post Number: 33 Registered: 7-2003 |
Yeah isn't that the new anti-rollover device that's optional on the factory Porsche cup cars? lol | ||
| David Moore (Speedmoore)
Junior Member Username: Speedmoore Post Number: 87 Registered: 4-2003 |
Oops, sorry Johnny Here's another photo. This all came in fun when we were battling with SCCA for an improved wing change for the GT3Cup which we finally rec'd a year later.  | ||
| David Moore (Speedmoore)
Junior Member Username: Speedmoore Post Number: 86 Registered: 4-2003 |
Hey Martin: In the game of "One Upsmanship", your photo reminded me of one of our TOP SECRET Speedvision GT test sessions in Winter of 1999 at Motorsports Ranch with Kitchak trying new wing configurations ;-)  | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6148 Registered: 12-2000 |
It's safer and easier to just have a hitch like the autocrossers do. | ||
| Dennis (Bighead)
Junior Member Username: Bighead Post Number: 208 Registered: 2-2003 |
Martin, I don't think the tires are resting on the rear spoiler. If you take a close look at the rear view pic, the tires are resting on some sort of rack. I have no idea how the rack attaches, but I gotta admire his ingenuity. Also, why doesn't your compressor fit in the trunk? vty, --Dennis | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 5924 Registered: 5-2001 |
I would but to be honest the air compressor does not it in the trunk so I need a Jeep to follow anyway. The other question is how much stress does that put on the rear spoiler. | ||
| Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
Member Username: Paulie_b Post Number: 721 Registered: 1-2003 |
an improvisor but not very bright! would you do this? | ||
| N'din (Abangdin)
New member Username: Abangdin Post Number: 50 Registered: 7-2003 |
Yep, this guy is really an improviser. | ||
| Johnny Bravo (Johnny_bravo)
New member Username: Johnny_bravo Post Number: 32 Registered: 7-2003 |
Sorry if these are a repost, but I found them pretty damn funny   |