| Author | Message | ||
| James (Admiral_thrawn)
Junior Member Username: Admiral_thrawn Post Number: 67 Registered: 7-2003 |
bwaahaahaa! | ||
| Izel K. (Ferrarist)
Member Username: Ferrarist Post Number: 291 Registered: 3-2001 |
LOL! Sometimes i'm really amazed that how creative and funny guys are here on Ferrarichat  I'm still laughing hahaha. | ||
| Ed P. (Ebp)
Junior Member Username: Ebp Post Number: 223 Registered: 12-2002 |
Mark... that is just plain wrong! LMAO!!!! | ||
| Gordo A. (Gordo)
Junior Member Username: Gordo Post Number: 70 Registered: 2-2003 |
Oh ya Schumi I am finally going to come first!!! | ||
| Johnny Bravo (Ben) (Johnny_bravo)
Junior Member Username: Johnny_bravo Post Number: 57 Registered: 7-2003 |
Ok, Mark wins! lol | ||
| Taek-Ho Kwon (Stickanddice)
Intermediate Member Username: Stickanddice Post Number: 2103 Registered: 11-2002 |
Mark, You never cease to amaze me. HAHAHAHA!! Too funny! Cheers | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 494 Registered: 4-2003 |
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| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 2845 Registered: 1-2002 |
Let me show you what enzo REALLY meant by a "gated shifter"... | ||
| Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Member Username: Mmayeux73 Post Number: 576 Registered: 4-2002 |
Michael: "Rubens you do more ball handeling than David Robinson!" Rubens: "I shaved my balls yesterday and can't believe how smooth they are!" | ||
| Robert Callahan (Rcallahan)
Member Username: Rcallahan Post Number: 363 Registered: 7-2002 |
That's funny. I'm gay too! | ||
| Kevin Butler (Challenge)
Junior Member Username: Challenge Post Number: 204 Registered: 9-2002 |
#1 "Mike, you think your salary is funny...I'm playing with myself in front of 20,000 people!" #2 "2nd place this right here!" | ||
| Ryan Sabga (Sherpa23)
Junior Member Username: Sherpa23 Post Number: 142 Registered: 5-2003 |
"You think you got something close to this but if I get out the tape measure you won't be laughing then!" | ||
| John (Cohiba_man)
Member Username: Cohiba_man Post Number: 263 Registered: 1-2003 |
"OMG I'm laughing so hard I just peed myself...how embarassing, let me get this little sucker under contol...okay, sorry about that." | ||
| Ed P. (Ebp)
Junior Member Username: Ebp Post Number: 222 Registered: 12-2002 |
".....and then I grabbed the Vicks instead of the jock itch cream...." | ||
| Johnny Bravo (Ben) (Johnny_bravo)
Junior Member Username: Johnny_bravo Post Number: 56 Registered: 7-2003 |
Yeah, very funny Mikey. You try squeezing into that little seat with a real pair of these and see how many times you win." | ||
| DGS (Dgs)
Member Username: Dgs Post Number: 329 Registered: 5-2003 |
I was wearing these shorts when that wheel came off -- and they're still wet. Don't even ask about the back. | ||
| Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
Member Username: Paulie_b Post Number: 805 Registered: 1-2003 |
Rubens- "no underwear is the way to go. free ballin' is great!" | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 274 Registered: 7-2002 |
Don't worry Rubens I will ask Bernie to touch you too. Wade | ||
| tCoupe (Allen)
Junior Member Username: Allen Post Number: 127 Registered: 3-2001 |
Michael: Hey Rubens I got some 200 mph tape if you want to strap that thing down. Rubens: You mean we were supposed to wear underwear with these shorts? | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 574 Registered: 12-2002 |
"Hey Schumi, Fila this! I got your team orders right here!!" | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 2838 Registered: 1-2002 |
Try to pass THIS, sucka!  | ||
| Scott Anderson (Srandrsn)
Junior Member Username: Srandrsn Post Number: 190 Registered: 4-2001 |
Yeah Mike you might make $85M a year, have five world chapionships, 69 GP wins... but you don't have this! | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 2829 Registered: 1-2002 |
Dr. Erik & Tom Bakowsky tie as winners!!!  | ||
| Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
Member Username: Paulie_b Post Number: 801 Registered: 1-2003 |
Michael - "I am the number #1 driver for Ferrari." Rubens- "Bite me!" Rubens- "Montoya said he is going to beat me again at the next race. I told him to beat this!" | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 606 Registered: 9-2002 |
Stop laughing...It's not my fault I have to strap it to my leg!! | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 605 Registered: 9-2002 |
You must be joking..she really leads you around by this? | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 604 Registered: 9-2002 |
Just checking..... | ||
| Dr. Erik Nielsen (Judge4re)
Junior Member Username: Judge4re Post Number: 208 Registered: 4-2003 |
"I looked at the Hummer H2, dealer wouldn't sell it to me, said I'm "too big"." | ||
| Johnny Bravo (Ben) (Johnny_bravo)
Junior Member Username: Johnny_bravo Post Number: 53 Registered: 7-2003 |
"Ya know, eventually shifting becomes second nature. I really don't even think about it anymore. Huh? I'm doing what? Oh Christ, see what I mean!" or "Doooood! You should've came with me to that bitchin' kegger last night. Man, I don't even remember what happened, but I woke up this morning between two fat chicks...and I still can't get my hand unstuck from my crotch." | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 602 Registered: 9-2002 |
Damn..looks like I threw a rod | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Intermediate Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 1312 Registered: 10-2001 |
Rubens : "Im posing for the fchat caption contest !" | ||
| Niels Schouten (250lm)
New member Username: 250lm Post Number: 26 Registered: 8-2003 |
Michaels reply: If I am in front, please add a couple of inches! | ||
| Niels Schouten (250lm)
New member Username: 250lm Post Number: 25 Registered: 8-2003 |
That reminds me, US GP is up again. Michael, what would you say if we make the gap between us this big this time? | ||
| Joop van der Meer (Jhjvdm)
Junior Member Username: Jhjvdm Post Number: 81 Registered: 5-2003 |
It's lost traction control, so I'm shifting myself | ||
| jake (Enzoforza)
Junior Member Username: Enzoforza Post Number: 57 Registered: 10-2001 |
So I says to the guy in the NSX, This is what I think of VTEC!! | ||
| Dr Tommy Cosgrove (Vwalfa4re)
Intermediate Member Username: Vwalfa4re Post Number: 1291 Registered: 5-2001 |
Jimpo1's the funniest so far | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member Username: Doody Post Number: 1735 Registered: 11-2001 |
Mr. Rovito, did you happen to go to a private high school whose name ends in "ford"? why on earth would rubens say this to michael? doody. | ||
| Nebula Class (Nebulaclass)
Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 482 Registered: 11-2002 |
"And so I told her, if you think THIS is small, you oughtta see Mike's!" | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Advanced Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 2872 Registered: 4-2002 |
" SHE MIGHT GET THE ENZO, BUT THESE SHE WONT TOUCH" | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Advanced Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 2825 Registered: 1-2002 |
Mr. Rovito, did you happen to go to a private high school whose name ends in "ford"? | ||
| S Rovito (Riv)
New member Username: Riv Post Number: 32 Registered: 9-2002 |
"Do you like my new Aerodynamics package? riv | ||
| Thomas I (Wax)
Member Username: Wax Post Number: 292 Registered: 7-2003 |
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a porcupine? A Lambo has the pricks on the inside. | ||
| Adam (Fasttalk)
Junior Member Username: Fasttalk Post Number: 231 Registered: 8-2002 |
"This is also an F1, wanna come for a ride and downshift?" | ||
| Mario B (Lawwdog)
Junior Member Username: Lawwdog Post Number: 165 Registered: 12-2002 |
Ruebens - Schumi "Hey schumi...want some gum?" "Yea, so i'm #2, your girlfriend got #1 last night" "This is how big I feel when you win Michael!" "This thing here is the reason i'm always tenths of a second behind you...if you had one maybe you wouldn't be so fast." Schumi - Ruebins "Ruebens...maybe you should stop playing with yourself and concentrate more on driving" "I know I'm the best but you don't have to be that excited!" "I prefer the paddle shifter Reubens" | ||
| Jonas Petersen (Karsten335)
Member Username: Karsten335 Post Number: 561 Registered: 11-2002 |
"You've never seen a quicker shifter before you've tried this shifter. Now that's a ejected start" | ||
| V.Z. (Ama328)
Member Username: Ama328 Post Number: 259 Registered: 11-2002 |
"Mike, got sumpin' in my pocket for ya"... | ||
| Niels Schouten (250lm)
New member Username: 250lm Post Number: 24 Registered: 8-2003 |
Rubens: "I have another Cavallino Rampante right now" | ||
| S Rovito (Riv)
New member Username: Riv Post Number: 31 Registered: 9-2002 |
Ruebens- "I told her, "how many poles do I have?", just one!" Riv | ||
| philip (Fanatic1)
Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 424 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Lambo's!!......this is what I think of Lambo's" | ||
| tony hopkins (Tonyh)
Junior Member Username: Tonyh Post Number: 67 Registered: 12-2002 |
"schumi, hold onto this and we'll cross the line together!" | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 6320 Registered: 12-2000 |
Rubens: "You silly boy, horses eat haaa-haa-ha-y, not hay. Helps if you hold yourself when you say it." | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Advanced Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 2562 Registered: 7-2001 |
So I told her "Shift THIS"! | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 6087 Registered: 5-2001 |
"Who needs balls when you have a fast, reliable 2003GA as a company car" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6431 Registered: 8-2002 |
i stole this picture from Izel K.'s post in the Racing Fans forum from this post... i thought it'd be funny to get another FCCC going...  |