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Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Intermediate Member
Username: 4re_gt4
Post Number: 1739
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Monday, October 20, 2003 - 1:42 pm: | |
Why can't Christiano DaMatta drive for Ferrari?
Because everytime he'd make a mistake, they'd say "Whatsa DaMatta u?" |
Andy Barre (Abarre)
Junior Member
Username: Abarre
Post Number: 86
Registered: 7-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 10:10 pm: | |
Formula One - the world's fastest parade....
But seriously, I love F1. Watched the Jap. GP live last weekend like a moron. Man was I tired Sunday... |
Lee Hamner (Tennlee)
Junior Member
Username: Tennlee
Post Number: 242
Registered: 2-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 7:40 pm: | |
That's funny... hadn't heard it. |
Dan (Bobafett)
Intermediate Member
Username: Bobafett
Post Number: 1573
Registered: 9-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 5:22 pm: | |
HAHAHA...never seen that before.
--Dan |
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed
Post Number: 7128
Registered: 8-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 4:21 pm: | |
LOL...! This is funny... i've seen variations of this but never like this with the Ferrari name... |
Parker (Fletch)
Junior Member
Username: Fletch
Post Number: 54
Registered: 3-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 4:13 pm: | |
This one has been around for awhile, but it is still funny, so I thought I would post it:
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ scousers. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a picture of Coulthard's bird in a bikini.
Damn, I wish I could type better. The title is supposed to be "funny" and not "junny". Sorry about that.
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