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Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Junior Member
Username: Mmayeux73
Post Number: 134
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 5:02 pm: | |
Dane,
Oh my god-I could not imagine what went across his mind! I see you live in my favorite state-never been but want to live there. hit the pipeline at all in Oahu...you must love it there.
take care,
Marcus |
arthur chambers (Art355)
Member
Username: Art355
Post Number: 416
Registered: 6-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 5:00 pm: | |
TOP 15 COUNTRY SONGS OF 2001
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's looking better after every beer
And The No. 1 Favorite Country Song Is:
I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
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Dane Sander (Dane_sander)
New member
Username: Dane_sander
Post Number: 25
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 4:45 pm: | |
Marcus,
Man, that's great stuff. LOL at work, people looked at me like I was crazy (nothing new!). I remember my brother sent me a letter while I was going through some military training. The SOB had the return address, The Gay Men's Society of America, etc. My trainer (kind word for him) who approved all the mail never treated me the same after that.... |
Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Junior Member
Username: Mmayeux73
Post Number: 133
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 4:02 pm: | |
...too funny James, glad you enjoyed! |
James H. (Jamesh)
Junior Member
Username: Jamesh
Post Number: 72
Registered: 5-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 4:01 pm: | |
So Marcus, so your the guy who keeps calling me up. Well, with all that went on that day, all them people gather around my house, I was able to sell my BMW. Thanks. Now with that money, I am going to paint my yellow house black and blue to match my bruises. lol |
Christian (Christiank)
Member
Username: Christiank
Post Number: 316
Registered: 1-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 11:49 am: | |
Oh no. That's too much. I can't breathe. |
Tyler (Bahiaau)
Member
Username: Bahiaau
Post Number: 254
Registered: 12-2001
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 11:31 am: | |
LOL That's a good one. |
Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Junior Member
Username: Mmayeux73
Post Number: 132
Registered: 4-2002
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 07, 2002 - 11:22 am: | |
Subject: A-holes
Just place A-hole in the dots provided...
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need
to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it
out on someone you don't know!
I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten
to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying "Hello?"
I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, could I please speak with Robin
Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe
that anyone would be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number, and
called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.)
After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an •••••••!" and
hung up. I wrote his number down, with the word '•••••••' next to it, and
put it in my desk drawer.
Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, "You're an •••••••!".
It always cheered me up.
When caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '•••••••'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,
this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if
you're familiar with the caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed
the
phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
•••••••!"
So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some boy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting
for that spot. The idiot ignored me!
Well, I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his
number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first '•••••••'
( I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW
•••••••, too.
I dialed and someone said "Hello?"
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's
parked right out front."
"What's you name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes."
"Don, you're an •••••••!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed
dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
But after a while, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be, so I came up
with an idea.
I called '•••••••' #1.
"Hello"
"You're and •••••••!" ( but I didn't hang up).
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me!" he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"•••••••, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black
Beemer out front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying
your prayers.:
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, •••••••."
Then I called ••••••• #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, •••••••," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, •••••••, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now!"
Then I hung up, and immediately called the police saying that I lived at
1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay
lover. I then called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West
34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th Street.
There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 6
squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
Now I feel better.
Have a great day!
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