| Author | Message | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7141 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMAO...! Jordan, you're a smart man...  | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 2206 Registered: 12-2002 |
DES, Id cut off your testes for a chance to own an F50 for a day too Actually...Sadly I think I would give up my favorite instrument for an F50 for a day! Besides, my favorite instrument (my nice bass) will be around for hundreds of years...I can buy it back by selling rides to you in the F50! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7114 Registered: 8-2002 |
Mark, there was never any question - as soon as i saw the picture in the other thread, i knew it was him... This is great...! | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Intermediate Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 1041 Registered: 4-2003 |
Ok, Mr. G got a little squished but that IS him.   | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7047 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMAO...! Mark, i know they're all removeable (but didn't learn that until a few months ago) but of course with a question like that, 'hypothetically' she wouldn't be allowed to have the top... Um... and i don't think ANYONE wants me donating any sperm, anywhere to anyone for ANY reason... | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 946 Registered: 4-2003 |
DES uhhh...You are aware that the F50's hard top is removable. Other than the GT1's all F50's are this way. Even if The Bird had an F50 without the roof I bet one of the dealers, like Algar, might have a spare one around... I don't think any reputable car rental place is gonna take your balls as payment. The closest thing would be if you got paid to be a sperm donor. I think they pay around $60 per "money shot" so it would take a little while for you to save up enough for an F50. you better get whackin' | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 7038 Registered: 8-2002 |
Jordan, here's a quick 'what-if' question for you: If you had the chance to own an F50 for 24 hours - drive it, flip it, slap it, wreck it - whatever you want; don't worry about scratches or dings or dents or miles or whatever, it's all taken care of... but you can only have it for 24 hours - would you take that opportunity in turn for having to forever relinquish ownership of your most precious instrument...? Me? i'd give both testes for carte blanch with an F50 for 24 hours - hell, i'd probably offer to do the surgery myself...! But i ask because questions like this sometimes generate strange answers... i know how much you love your music... The other day, when asking The Bird if she'd take a yellow topless F50 over an Enzo, she said yeah... Keep in mind, she HATES yellow cars and HATES convertibles... She REALLY likes the F50... Go figure. | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 938 Registered: 4-2003 |
Jordan & F50  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 937 Registered: 4-2003 |
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| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Intermediate Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 1494 Registered: 10-2001 |
Will do DES ! its a funny place u got here !! thks for the invite ! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6889 Registered: 8-2002 |
Andrew, nice to see you here... Please come back often... | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Intermediate Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 1467 Registered: 10-2001 |
ROFLMAO!!! excellent shops ! | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 2066 Registered: 12-2002 |
LOL! Mark so you are so ••••••• hilarious. I gotta meet you one of these days Fly on down to SoCal and we will throw you a nice little drive. | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 844 Registered: 4-2003 |
1, 2 I imagine these threads will be off to the halls of Flame and Shame soon enough but here is the pic I did up for them:  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 840 Registered: 4-2003 |
Don Ho & Allan Hoser  | ||
| Vincent (Vincent348)
Intermediate Member Username: Vincent348 Post Number: 1065 Registered: 4-2003 |
Well done Vincent. | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 770 Registered: 4-2003 |
No, I don't work at the airport. It just seemed like a good way to distinguish myself from all the other Marks on this board. | ||
| Rosso (Redhead)
Member Username: Redhead Post Number: 413 Registered: 12-2001 |
Mark...FUNNY FUKIN SHIZNAT.... thanks...using the pictures to convince the NAACP that I am in like flynt. BTW--Mark, do you work @ PDX? aka Portland Int. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6618 Registered: 8-2002 |
ROTFLMAO...! Has he seen these...? These are hilarious...! | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 767 Registered: 4-2003 |
Red (Rosso) sharing a beer with his "bros" Chimay Red with Al Sharpton  Heinekin with Jesse Jackson  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 762 Registered: 4-2003 |
Was this the book you loaned me and wanted back? Why were all the pages sticky?  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 761 Registered: 4-2003 |
Probably because I have messed with the pic so much. For Allans head in the motorcycle pic I used the pic I made of Allan and Mr. T facing off. That pic was originally from one of the "Rocky" films and Allan ended up with Stallone's hair which is probably why he is looking vaguely like "butthead"  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6614 Registered: 8-2002 |
With every photoshop, Allan begins to looks more and more like Butthead... Coincidence...? | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 756 Registered: 4-2003 |
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| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6605 Registered: 8-2002 |
Enzo with a bottle of Lamborghini is the best...! Mark, you're the man...! | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 748 Registered: 4-2003 |
All I did was add the "ENZO BEATER" plate and FChat windshield banner.  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 736 Registered: 4-2003 |
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| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 552 Registered: 4-2003 |
Enzo the Barbarian  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 551 Registered: 4-2003 |
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| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6478 Registered: 8-2002 |
Mark, if Ferrari sees that Stradale, they're gonna come after you... Rosso Rainbow...? Nah, it'll never happen... Love the chop on Mike and Rubens... You should send that to Ferrari, too... | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 955 Registered: 2-2002 |
Now that is funny | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 489 Registered: 4-2003 |
A little variation on your caption contest pic...  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6350 Registered: 8-2002 |
Art & friends...! ROTFLMAO...! | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 483 Registered: 4-2003 |
Art & friends....  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 477 Registered: 4-2003 |
Feel free to use these pics   | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Intermediate Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 1304 Registered: 9-2001 |
THIS IS GREAT STUFF!!! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6341 Registered: 8-2002 |
Mark, that can be his new motorcycle gear...!!! LMAO...! 360 looks awesome... | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 472 Registered: 4-2003 |
Made this 360 Challenge Stradale for Rick Ramage FLY, no stripe, red seats   | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 466 Registered: 4-2003 |
Whart the Barbarian  Here is a link to Ferrarinetics by L. Wayne Ausbrooks. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 6123 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMMFARTFO...!!! | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 389 Registered: 4-2003 |
 Who says Ferrari can't suck    I Pity the fool who parked in front of my tractor  What ever happened to Allan, did he find there are bigger fish in the pond?  | ||
| MarkPDX (Markpdx)
Member Username: Markpdx Post Number: 374 Registered: 4-2003 |
Just posting a bunch of my photochops together in one place. Feel free to use them. If all V8s are Dinos then it's ok to put a real engine in this car right?  Lamborghini Gal Lardo  Monster Maranello crushes Dinos  DES was the inspiration for this pic of Dave (Maranelloman)  The Blower Barchetta with Wing  Blower Barchetta  GT2 with Xbling option  Lamborghini "Agriculture Sport Speciale"  Everybody loves the license frame  Would Allan survive R Lee Ermey?  Never found a use for the Lamborghinis of Hazzard  |