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Ernesto (T88power)
Member
Username: T88power
Post Number: 597
Registered: 2-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2002 - 4:03 pm: | |
Pretty Good..
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Jerry W. (Tork1966)
Junior Member
Username: Tork1966
Post Number: 235
Registered: 7-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2002 - 3:57 pm: | |
If I had the extra time each day required to read all E-Mails, I would instead spend that time doing something productive. |
George Daina (Oof_n_goof)
Junior Member
Username: Oof_n_goof
Post Number: 71
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2002 - 2:02 pm: | |
Get them every day, and read everyone....gotta have a good laugh....did ya know humor and laughter cures/alleviates many psychological ailments? |
BobD (Bobd)
Member
Username: Bobd
Post Number: 565
Registered: 3-2001
| | Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2002 - 1:50 pm: | |
I get a couple of these "funnies" every day via email... I usually erase them rather than read them (unless they're 2 lines or less). Anybody else get plastered with this stuff from long-lost friends? Do you ever read them? |
George Daina (Oof_n_goof)
Junior Member
Username: Oof_n_goof
Post Number: 68
Registered: 7-2002
| | Posted on Saturday, August 17, 2002 - 1:29 pm: | |
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree
just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a
bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and
began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"
said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed,
he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed
down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for
me. One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. "Oh my", he
shuddered, "it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery." He jumped
back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he
met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come here quick"
said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are
down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat
it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted
though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they
heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.........." The
old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we
can see the Lord himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through the
fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy
gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as
they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, "One for
you, one for me." And one last "One for you, one for me. That's all.
Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be
done."...........
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead
of the boy on the bike.
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