| Author | Message | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 682 Registered: 12-2001 |
Martin - let's NOT go there !! LOL Now the problem with muppets is that because of a heriditary disease they all suffer from - called: "I'mmadeoffelt-idus" they really do not have the upper body strength to handle driving. As for the pix - probably rear ended by a Smurf - never did like them......they were called "Poofi's" in Italy ......... | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 2729 Registered: 5-2001 |
LMAO, Nika, I know you usually date race car drivers, right? Although you have to admit Kermit has a huge advantage with his feet to heel-toe  ...problem is he can not look over the steering wheel without a booster seat! Does OPM make those? | ||
| Francisco J. Quinones (Frankie)
New member Username: Frankie Post Number: 23 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMAO!!! thanks Nika. | ||
| Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Junior Member Username: Deleteall Post Number: 121 Registered: 12-2001 |
Why not let a muppet drive? Bert and Ernie were REAR-ENDED! When that happens there is usually a legal presumption that the following driver is at fault. And Kermit, who hasn't heard of Porsche's infamous lift throttle oversteer. This accident is clearly the result of a design defect in the car, and possibly the road as well (the alcohol was actually consumed after the accident to help him cope with the damage to his 911, and you can't really blame him for that). | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 341 Registered: 9-2001 |
"It's not easy being green" mumbles Kermit the Frog as he staggers in a drunken swagger. Nika, this is great! More!!! | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 680 Registered: 12-2001 |
Martin - although I have dated a few men that could resemble a muppet in my life time - noooooo I have not known one long enough to even remotely trust him with washing my car yet alone driving it And I only drive yellow cars (wink) | ||
| Fred (Iluv4res)
Junior Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 76 Registered: 8-2002 |
F-ing funny!!!!!! LOL | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 2720 Registered: 5-2001 |
Nika, did you let them testdrive your car? | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Junior Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 209 Registered: 10-2001 |
LMAO ! those pics are really funny ! | ||
| Jens Haller (Jh280774)
Junior Member Username: Jh280774 Post Number: 71 Registered: 9-2001 |
At least the owner seems to have a good sense of humour. Just keep on smiling and hope you have got a nice insurance company... | ||
| C. Smith (Italianauto)
Junior Member Username: Italianauto Post Number: 121 Registered: 10-2001 |
You can profit by letting a drunk Muppet drive your German car......in fact you can profit by letting ANY drunk drive your German car.... | ||
| arthur chambers (Art355)
Member Username: Art355 Post Number: 624 Registered: 6-2001 |
Nika: Where in the h*ll did you get that picture. Great. Are you going to the F1 at Indy? Let me know. Art | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 679 Registered: 12-2001 |
oh yeah -- look what happened the LAST time I let a muppet drive my car.....  | ||
| Horsefly (Arlie)
Junior Member Username: Arlie Post Number: 189 Registered: 5-2002 |
Unfortunately, another Ferrari that will have to be parted out because it is not economically feasible to repair it. | ||
| C. Smith (Italianauto)
Junior Member Username: Italianauto Post Number: 120 Registered: 10-2001 |
You can lend a muppet your car.....just don't let him drive one that will go 60 in reverse! | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 678 Registered: 12-2001 |
Oh my...I should of known....  |