| Author | Message | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Intermediate Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 2082 Registered: 2-2001 |
Erich, I love being in college now so I can say: "that's what I love about highschool girls, I keep getting older and they stay the same age." I exercise that line to the fullest. It's great having a younger sister with hot friends. | ||
| Chris Richardson (Boozy)
Junior Member Username: Boozy Post Number: 114 Registered: 11-2001 |
IN it: Maybe. NEAR it: Definitely. ON it: Girl, don't even think about touching my paint! | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2186 Registered: 2-2001 |
Sorry photo too large. Won't take it. Later | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2185 Registered: 2-2001 |
Hey guys this should roll the dents out your hood. The F.C. Queen. | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 372 Registered: 12-2001 |
I meant "cyber hug" to you Ernie | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 371 Registered: 12-2001 |
We are all twisted - we all love/have Ferraris. I mean if we were "normal" we'd be driving Corollas! But we are twisted in a good way. <cyber> to Ernie Nika LOL | ||
| Ernie Bonilla (Ernie)
Member Username: Ernie Post Number: 259 Registered: 11-2001 |
Hahahaha oh that was funny Nika. See guys I can see right through her. She didn't say she didn't want a team. Oh no, she was wondering if Jordan would opt for a different color. Hehehe. LOL and as far as the 40 cats go Nika, what are you gonna try to make a coat out of them? Oh you are twisted girl. Some of you think I was being mean? Naw just teasing Nika ;-) | ||
| Michael N. (Man90tr)
Member Username: Man90tr Post Number: 493 Registered: 4-2001 |
Anywhere I can get laid, I'll take it. So if its on my hood, so be it. My wife is a prude but I think I can convince her once. | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
New member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 30 Registered: 10-2001 |
Thanks Bill ..i love my little Spider...its a good car until i can afford my Ferrari  | ||
| Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Junior Member Username: Deleteall Post Number: 74 Registered: 12-2001 |
There is a really good line in "Dazed & Confused" to the effect* of "no matter how old you get, 16 year old girls stay the same." | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Intermediate Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 2077 Registered: 2-2001 |
The 308s bonnet would fold up like a cheap suit, it's the only aluminum piece on the front end. I would say sex on any hood could be trouble, so I think Rob has the best approach of leaning over the back. I had a couple girls lay on the fenders making out, but I don't they would last going at it. Girls are definitely attracted to the Ferrari, at least when they're young at least. I would say anywhere from like 16-22, and I'm 19 now. Granted the older ones you might have to talk to and stuff too, but I guess that's alright for a little while at least. Maybe you guys should start going for girls in my age group. Didn't you ever see Fast Times at Ridgemount High where the 15 year old girl loses it to a 26 year old with a nice car (relatively nice of course, it was like a 200Z or one of those deals). | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Junior Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 59 Registered: 2-2002 |
Andrew: Definitely a beautiful car with much of the Italian style and flair of the 275 GTS. Sorry if I didn't follow your train of thought. The FIAT 124 Spider was almost a direct knock off of the 275 GTS, and I think it hurt GTS values for many years. It's interesting that both the GTS and GTC have jumped considerably in value in the last few years. They used to be fairly reasonable. | ||
| paul s (Pes236)
Junior Member Username: Pes236 Post Number: 80 Registered: 3-2001 |
martin - i agree - more guys drool than chicks - prob 15 to 1 - solution 4 everyone - put down drivers side window - stick her head shoulders and arms inside - with arms inside - she cant reach back and say " wrong hole" | ||
| Eric Vartanian (Evartanian)
New member Username: Evartanian Post Number: 6 Registered: 3-2002 |
Man, I can't imagine a better threesome...the lady of my dreams and my girlfriend. Just be careful I guess and don't hurt the car. | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
New member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 28 Registered: 10-2001 |
Bill look at my profile ..the front is totally Ferrari 275 dont u think? | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
New member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 17 Registered: 3-2002 |
Greg she asked it and i posted it hehe, i'm glad were all enjoying this, I told her that if we got a ferrari we would NEVER do it and she starting pouting and threw a fit..wiman..id pick a nice ferrari over one anyday..no joke | ||
| Greg Owens (Owens84qv)
Member Username: Owens84qv Post Number: 277 Registered: 10-2001 |
By the way, this has to be one of the 10-Best threads on FC to date! | ||
| Greg Owens (Owens84qv)
Member Username: Owens84qv Post Number: 276 Registered: 10-2001 |
My girlfriend knows to not even ask the "sex on the front bonnet" question...just get in the damn car and we'll clean the leather when we're done!"...but don't kick the turn-signal lever, they are ****ing expensive!..." | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 368 Registered: 12-2001 |
Old Gal? nasty!!!! (picks up pieces of broken heart) I'm the same age as the Duetto!!! Ernie - b-b-b-b-but do you think Jordon would mind a different shade of yellow? I'm not high maintenance but I'm not for beginners either. Just a simple chick that just happens to love cars instead of beanie babies......which for some strange reason intimidates some. LOL thanks for the cheer Ernie......now I have seen some of the Sultans Cars - some are waaay to modified for my liking - so sorry he won't do. Oh - and I really can't share that well so I make a horrible 43rd wife. Oh well....since I;m so old I'll just have to settle for my Ferrari and 40 cats. LMAO | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 600 Registered: 6-2001 |
I just found some pics of it on motorcities, it really is. Just toss on a ferrari badge on the hood and almost no one would know. Hey, its better than a fiero ferrari replica. | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Junior Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 57 Registered: 2-2002 |
Are you sure you aren't talking about the FIAT 124 Spider, Andrew. It was a dead ringer for a 275 GTS... | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
New member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 27 Registered: 10-2001 |
if she cant tell a ferrari over another sports car then get an alfa Spider ( the front is very much 275 GTS ..) and have sex with her on the the hood ( dont worry its very solid ) .. problem solved | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
New member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 26 Registered: 10-2001 |
Nika i have an Alfa Spider from 1988 ...can i marry you ? | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 329 Registered: 3-2001 |
Hmmm. Ouch is right. I don't see Nika as high maintenance at all... as a matter of fact I read her as pretty light-hearted and easy going. Ernie, are you suffering from PMS... you seem pretty grumpy this week. I think you need to invest in a pair of those red shoes. :-) | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Intermediate Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 1700 Registered: 5-2001 |
Outch Ernie.... that will heat up a debate! Nika is none of that! In fact I would marry her for her money | ||
| Ernie Bonilla (Ernie)
Member Username: Ernie Post Number: 255 Registered: 11-2001 |
LOL that step beyond "hard to get" is called "high maintenance" and you can be sure Nika is that. LMAO But she will suck you dry faster than normal. Not only would you have to maitain her and her cars, but you can bet your Ferrari would be put on the back burner too. Oh then she would start to complain about how bad she needs the new 550 in Yellow, and she would have to have the 360 in Yellow. Oh yeah......and then she will try to squeeze the money out of you to fund her "all girl" F1 team. Sorry Nika the Jordan Team has yellow. Then she would try get you to buy Jordan so she could 86 the team just so she could paint her cars Yellow. Hahahaaaa the only guy with that kinda money is the Sultan of Bruni, or one of his kids. But I don't think they clean cook or sew yet alone the rest of the list Nika has, although they have the funds to pay for that kinda stuff. So quit waistin your time fellas. Although Nika old girl I bet you like the attention. Heheheheee Ernie | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Intermediate Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 1697 Registered: 5-2001 |
Nika, were those the 3 proposals I made offering you to become my other wife? Hey and what about those comments there...what we do not suffer pain? If you women are so good at accepting pain why do you gals always complain about headacks, one night after the other.... | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 1368 Registered: 12-2000 |
Anyone see that episode of "Sex in the City" where a couple set up a three way with another woman and after about 10 seconds the husband was just with the other girl and his wife left without them even noticing... after about 10 seconds I might start thinking how much I would rather just be driving the Ferrari. | ||
| Ken (Allyn)
Member Username: Allyn Post Number: 263 Registered: 10-2001 |
The ultimate 3 way is you on the hood with your partner and the third is revving the engine in time with the thrusts. | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 1367 Registered: 12-2000 |
Anyone see that episode of "Sex in the City" where a couple set up a three way with another woman and after about 10 seconds the husband was just with the other girl and his wife left without them even noticing... after about 10 seconds I might start thinking how much I would rather just be driving the Ferrari. | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 1366 Registered: 12-2000 |
Nika, you know how many men on here would love to torque your wheels. If you've turned down 3 proposals in a few months, I think you're one of those women a step beyond hard to get that drives men crazy. | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 366 Registered: 12-2001 |
Magoo LOL - If men could give birth - maternity leave would last 5 years and epiderals would be given 9 months before birth! I am a realist - I think I'd be happy if he knew how to torque my wheels | ||
| Mr. 001 (Racer_001)
Junior Member Username: Racer_001 Post Number: 64 Registered: 12-2001 |
You guys are a wild bunch. If I had a Ferrari I would apperciate it, not dent the thing... then again... | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 594 Registered: 6-2001 |
•••• that, thats what god made lesser cars (and beds) for! Fcars are for driving and for picking up the chicks with. Screw them broads elsewhere. Its a good thing u can just wipe the leather off though. cloth would get stained i think. | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2177 Registered: 2-2001 |
Nika, With all of those qualifications on your sign a guy would have to meet, you left out one more,"Be able to give birth." BRGDS, | ||
| Paul Newman (Newman)
Junior Member Username: Newman Post Number: 109 Registered: 12-2001 |
I dented the hood and trunk of my 71 challenger and smiled whenever I saw them. Id dent my 308 if I had to. | ||
| Verell Boaen (Verell)
Junior Member Username: Verell Post Number: 61 Registered: 5-2001 |
Well, Someone once pointed out a picture of a well known porn star 'getting it' on the bonnet of a black 308. Asked me if that was my 308.(mine's red). So I guess it's possible. I'd bet on a 308's bonnet being sturdier than the hood & front fenders any day. | ||
| Dave Wapinski (Davewapinski)
Junior Member Username: Davewapinski Post Number: 168 Registered: 8-2001 |
However, I do not clean cook sew Ocassionally change oil and rotate tires. No race car, does a snow mobile trailer count? Dave Wapinski | ||
| Dave Wapinski (Davewapinski)
Junior Member Username: Davewapinski Post Number: 167 Registered: 8-2001 |
I bid $30 (including the shoes)! What is an Alfa Duetto? | ||
| Edward Gault (Irfgt)
Member Username: Irfgt Post Number: 922 Registered: 2-2001 |
I am just happy when my car starts. To get me, my wife and the car all to start at the same time would be asking too much at our age. I did it in the Corvair 35 years ago and it was uncomfortable then and the Ferrari is a lot smaller than the Corvair, and we are a little larger than back then too. I'll stick to my comfortable bed every month, whether I want it or not. | ||
| Joren Remans (J_remans)
New member Username: J_remans Post Number: 8 Registered: 2-2002 |
Crazy Americans... | ||
| Manu Sachdeva (Manu)
Junior Member Username: Manu Post Number: 115 Registered: 2-2002 |
All of you guys(+ Nika) are crazy bastards..... | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 361 Registered: 12-2001 |
I mean't $20.00!! This is perfect:  | ||
| Ken (Allyn)
Member Username: Allyn Post Number: 261 Registered: 10-2001 |
Is the $20k for the Alfa alone? Surely you're worth at least the extra $80k, even if it IS $CN. | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 360 Registered: 12-2001 |
Ken - trust me - you'll be lucky to get $20 Canadian! (maybe $25 if I throw in my Fila shoes) But thanks anyway. I must admit - you guys made me laugh so hard today I fell off my chair! Thank you! | ||
| Ken (Allyn)
Member Username: Allyn Post Number: 259 Registered: 10-2001 |
I have an Alfa Duetto for sale to the highest bidder. Let's see what Nika's worth to you guys!! We're starting at a very reasonable $100,000. I say if we don't get to 7 figures Nika should quit the site! | ||
| Mitchel DeFrancis (4re308)
Member Username: 4re308 Post Number: 465 Registered: 6-2001 |
I am placing my Volkswagen up for sale. $9000, or trade for Alfa Duetto. | ||
| Frederick Klorczyk (Fjk)
New member Username: Fjk Post Number: 39 Registered: 12-2001 |
I have found that both the front and rear of 911s/996s with a rear wing works nicely for such. A 930 rear works best actually. Carefully placed hands on the Ferraris worked OK as well - Mondial was hard to work with from any position though - too square - no slants. | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Junior Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 51 Registered: 2-2002 |
I'm heading out to find an Alfa Duetto to auction off on this site. This is a 'Get Rich Quick' scheme if I've ever seen one! (-: | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 323 Registered: 3-2001 |
I had an old couple walk by my parked car the other day... I could almost read their lips: "What the hell is that, Martha? Must be one of them thar new fer'n jobbers". | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 359 Registered: 12-2001 |
LMAO and ARGUE over who's gonna drive (me) and who's car is nicer (mine) and who used up the car wax (better not be you) and who's gonna cook dinner (better not be me!) uh-uh Then again - I'd MARRY the guy that has an Alfa Duetto - no questions asked! | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Intermediate Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 1680 Registered: 5-2001 |
...and that is why if you own a Ferrari, search for a chick that owns one too.... calling... 1-800 308 NIKA  | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 357 Registered: 12-2001 |
Well said Martin - and you are right. Many people think all Ferraris are mega-expensive. Many women can't tell the difference (Just don't call my car a Vette) Ferraris are chick magnets? Think about what kind of chick you are attracting if that's the case....I can see the dollar signs in her eyes now. It works both ways.....the 3 marriage proposals I got after I bought the 308 - I'm sure they wanted me for my MIND! NOT! As for your other questions - I plea the fifth - don't want to be the chick that walks in on locker room chat | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Intermediate Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 1675 Registered: 5-2001 |
Andrew, despite what most people think, Ferraris are not really chick magnets. I have more guys looking than girls. As with your own girlfriend she can not understand the difference neither can most others. (Nika, sorry just speaking freely here) Those that do know and then show interest in you are not worth any dent on my car! | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Intermediate Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 1674 Registered: 5-2001 |
William, should that be not: It is better to regret someone you did than someone you did not do? | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Junior Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 73 Registered: 1-2002 |
You guys are killing me here... ;-) | ||
| Robert Jude Klein (Rjklein4470)
New member Username: Rjklein4470 Post Number: 36 Registered: 3-2002 |
I have had sex in my 360 it was tight all the way around | ||
| John A (Jarends)
Junior Member Username: Jarends Post Number: 75 Registered: 7-2001 |
Just wondering, there are other positions. One possible would only put two hands on the hood side (just off the hood) of the fenders, I'm sure that wouldn't dent anythnig and well you know, | ||
| Dustin (69912)
New member Username: 69912 Post Number: 6 Registered: 3-2002 |
Magoo: Haha that is a great idea :P | ||
| Randy (Schatten)
Junior Member Username: Schatten Post Number: 245 Registered: 4-2001 |
For some reason I don't believe that Ferrari had quality testing on the F40's body. Its a rather good test to see just how strong those CF panels are! | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2170 Registered: 2-2001 |
Would I do it on the hood of my Ferrari? It depends. Some is worth more than others. How bad do you want it. Is it worth the $ it would take to repair the hood? If the place has to be the hood then have a fake hood of fiberglass made up, install and partake of the goodies. The best of both worlds. | ||
| Jorma Johansson (Jjfinland)
Junior Member Username: Jjfinland Post Number: 154 Registered: 3-2001 |
There no aluminum in F40, and inside the car , only blow ... is working, unles you are a real acrobat . On the car, no no, look at the forms! So, the ground is your only possibility. | ||
| Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Junior Member Username: Deleteall Post Number: 73 Registered: 12-2001 |
Rob: That #84.5 is troublesome. She said she wanted to do it on the Ferrari, she didn't indicate she wanted a three-way with the damn thing. | ||
| Tyler (Bahiaau)
Junior Member Username: Bahiaau Post Number: 188 Registered: 12-2001 |
Do it. You will not regret it. Even if damaged, the car is easily fixed. If you turn your girlfriend's demand down, trust me, the damage resulting from that will be harder to mend. When you're 95 and sex on the Ferrari is not an option, that is the time to worry about scratching the paint or bending the panels. | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2168 Registered: 2-2001 |
Well said William. | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Junior Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 228 Registered: 9-2001 |
I said it before & I'll say it again. "It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do." | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 1347 Registered: 12-2000 |
Come on. We're looking for a win win situation here. One side your girlfriend wants this, so as men we have to please them. On the other side, think about the great story this will be for the next FCA tea sippin event. Compromise, go for the Ferrari position #84.5, which is leaning standing up against rear of car with engine running and rear bonnet up. This way there's not damaging pressure put on the body panels, the dual pleasure of Ferrari and.., and then top it off with good timing by pulling on the throttle cable for a little 8k climax. | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Junior Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 226 Registered: 9-2001 |
Depends on the girl, is this an anger fu*ck or sloppy sex? | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Junior Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 66 Registered: 3-2002 |
Thus the dilemna. It's kind of like that Seinfeld episode where George dates the TV producer, and women are drawn to him 'cause he's doing a TV pilot. But he can't act on it since he'll lose his "in". Anyway, maybe your fellow members here can come up with a bogus topic room, telling their stories about how horrible it was when they tried to have sex on their Ferraris. It's a pretty creative group. Then you could let your girlfriend read them. | ||
| Erich Walz (Deleteall)
Junior Member Username: Deleteall Post Number: 72 Registered: 12-2001 |
Yes, its true the metal is thin. But it still presents the opportunity for her to respond: "are you saying I'm fat?" | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2165 Registered: 2-2001 |
Watch those shift knobs, I hear they are a ••••• to remove. | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
New member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 16 Registered: 3-2002 |
Jack, My girlfriend doesnt know a lot about why someone would buy a ferrari over another sports car, While I would not do it on any ferrari I buy in the future, we all know Ferrari's are an easy way to get ladies.. | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Junior Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 65 Registered: 3-2002 |
Andrew, what you have here is a real dilemna. Now, is this a case of a kinky woman, or one of a woman testing you to see what's more important to you--her or the car!? Maybe you could tell her that the bodywork is made of really thin aluminum, and the slightest pressure will surely dent it. | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
New member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 14 Registered: 3-2002 |
My girlfriend and I were watching "Army of One" which is this movie that has a lot of F40 scenes in it (in this movie a countach keeps up with the F40 on a race, thats beyond me) but in the movie the 2 people were getting it on on the ground next to the F40 and my girlfriend said that when I get a ferrari she'll want to have sex on the hood, not like lie on it but lean against it, or do it in the passenger seat....any thoughts???? I didnt know what to say.. |