| Author | Message | ||
| John Delvac (Johndelvac)
Junior Member Username: Johndelvac Post Number: 94 Registered: 11-2001 |
The Enterprise visits a planet colony of Italian descent, "Maranellia 1" . On a farm there, Picard and Troy run into the DNA cloned Enzo Ferrari and his auto collection. Enzo is captivated by the specifications and auto history Data spews from uploading centuries of Ferrari Market Letter. Troy is overcome with Enzo's passion and falls for him. Jordie goes to work for Enzo looking for hidden rust and worn timing belts with his x-ray visor. Riker realizes that Enzo is a great, great, uncle of his and feels ethnically complelled to joy ride in a yellow 275GTB4 NART Spyder. He ends up at a bar where the car is stolen. Wesley Crusher then tracks the car with a tackion-pulse-scan of the exhaust note signiture. When Warf finds the car, he gives the Romulan assailant a phaser blast and breaks their CD of inspiring RUSH 2112, but then notices something wrong! The Federation required all fossil fuel vehicles to be equiped with cataletic converters. Jordi notices that it is so hot that it is about to catch fire. To save the relic, he produces an anti-matter containment static-warp-shell around the cats which explode safely. That evening, Picard and Beverly are in a red 250 California having a romatic time on a cliff overlooking the Tuscan-like vinyards when Enzo and Troy pull up in a black F50. They are all drinking a glass of 1994 Ruffino Ducale Oro when Ricker and reanimated Barrachello arrive in a blue Boxer half drunk. Riker is extremely Jelous of Enzo's affections for Troy and challenges him to a race. They invite Rubins to race too. They all meet the next day at the recreated Monza track for a one-lap race. Ricker shows up in a 365GTB4. Enzo shows up in a Silver Dino 308GT4. Everyone laughs at Enzo. But what they did not know was that Nick Scianna was regenerated from DNA as well and pretty much turned the GT4 into a time machine with Jordi & Data's help. They had found an breach in the anti-time barrier to take advatage of. Rubins is in a 250TR. Before Riker made the first turn, Enzo had blazing tire marks all the way to the last lap when he suddenly looses all power and starts to coast toward the finish line. Rubins passes him with 1,000' to go. Ricker's side intake webbers were not tuned right and he sputters around the track in 3rd. Enzo then orders Rubins to pull over and let him pass. Warf has to be held back from attacking he is so angry. Troy is disgusted with Enzo's need to win-at-all-costs and goes back to Riker's arm. Then all is forgiven and alot of double cheek kissing goes on. Enzo gives Picard two 412s to take back to the ship. "It was my favorite model" he says. Picard thanks him and says "eight to beam up - engage". At the end Picard is in his ready room playing with toy 360 & 512TR cars when he answers the bell for Gynan and Data to enter. Since Gynan has been everywhere and is imortal, they engage in stories about the Alfa recing team before the WWII and Picard wishes that he had been there when Ferrari told Ford that he would not sell his company at the last minute. Data says that he does not understand the human behavior of pride. Picard says that humans don't either. The end. | ||
| Fred (Iluv4res)
Junior Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 151 Registered: 8-2002 |
Lassie gets a Ferrari.......... | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 474 Registered: 2-2002 |
Keep going Ross, I think you're on to something... (-: | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Junior Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 166 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bill, I am still laughing about the flying nun tracking a F-40 | ||
| ross koller (Ross)
Member Username: Ross Post Number: 350 Registered: 3-2002 |
mulder and scully try to find the elusive one of a kind 250lm made for the shah of iran but abducted by aliens during delivery.......bewitched starts churning out multiple copies of hard to find cars and ruins the market for gto's......knight rider finally realises there is more to life than a camaro and transfers kit's 'brain' into a very discreet but talkative 512tr......oh the possibilities are endless......... | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 473 Registered: 2-2002 |
Or maybe the Flying Nun could do track days in her F40... It probably says more about the sorry state of television than it does about our friends here. | ||
| ross koller (Ross)
Member Username: Ross Post Number: 349 Registered: 3-2002 |
bill, how right you are. it could be something with some family values like '8 is enough', and the dad has 8 ferraris and his wife won't let him buy anymore......... | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 472 Registered: 2-2002 |
Interesting how most of the ideas presented here have to do with crime, mobsters, hookers, drug dealers, etc., yet on other threads we complain about the poor image of Ferrari owners. | ||
| Horsefly (Arlie)
Member Username: Arlie Post Number: 264 Registered: 5-2002 |
I like Mark's idea, but it needs to be more current. How about 3 strippers who work for the CIA as special forces commandos. Let's call the series "Lookin' for Laden". The girls get air dropped out of a C-130 at night in their Ferrari Spyder over Saudi Arabia. There mission: prowl the underground Saudi night spots as strippers looking for info on the whereabouts of Bin Laden. In the first episode, the girls take jobs at the Saudi TV Network in order to track down the source of Bin Laden's video tapes. The Al Queida operative delivers a video tape to the TV network but accidently delivers the wrong tape. Instead of Bin Laden on the tape, the operative delivers one of his own black market tapes of underground strip clubs. Who's on the tape? YES, our 3 stripper commandos!!! Their cover is blown! The possibilities are endless. | ||
| Randy (Schatten)
Member Username: Schatten Post Number: 390 Registered: 4-2001 |
they could just follow F40 Chris or Countach William around and it would be a reality-tv show all about going fast. =D | ||
| Willis Huang (Willis360)
Member Username: Willis360 Post Number: 936 Registered: 8-2001 |
A new Magnum P.I. with a 360 spider would be good. They'd have to find a way to get Magnum to retire from the Navy again and a reason for him to stay at Robin Master's estate. | ||
| Paul (Pcelenta)
Junior Member Username: Pcelenta Post Number: 144 Registered: 7-2002 |
how about magnum returns to hawaii after 10 years only to find the old QV a pile of rust...he has TC repair the lower door rust, shakes down robin masters for the bucks for a 30k service, gets rick to install a set of Hayden fans, and has Higgins strategize on how to repair the slow window motors. | ||
| Racer 001 (Mr_0011)
Junior Member Username: Mr_0011 Post Number: 180 Registered: 3-2002 |
I like Mark's idea. But the question is... which school are they going to? And how many girls? Three or so? One with a 456, one with a 575M, and one with a 360 Spider?  | ||
| Fred (Iluv4res)
Junior Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 142 Registered: 8-2002 |
From the other post about the rise in parts prices, Mark, those girls will need to work 180% harder now. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 417 Registered: 1-2002 |
Mark, please make sure to keep BOTH hands on the keyboard when you're posting here... | ||
| Mark (Study)
Member Username: Study Post Number: 304 Registered: 10-2001 |
Group of PhD college girls, that work as strippers at night to get men to pay for there Ferrari parts. Girls spend weekends racing and tanning | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 415 Registered: 1-2002 |
Hey, they're gonna make a Starsky & Hutch movie with Ben Stiller & Owen Wilseo. Instead of some revolting orange & white Torino, how about a yellow 550? | ||
| ross koller (Ross)
Member Username: Ross Post Number: 344 Registered: 3-2002 |
tony soprano decides to open a ferrari dealership, launders money through it, scams everybody within a 200 mile radius, has an affair with the lady manager, more sleaze, slime etc, but we get to see the whole line-up every week !!! oh, and he drives a 575. | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Junior Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 146 Registered: 8-2002 |
How about Crokett and Tubbs must return to catch a old drug dealer that will only do business with them. Starring the 575M...... | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 465 Registered: 2-2002 |
A low-life con man sets up a fake raffle for a 360 Spider. He advertises it on a Ferrari chat line only to find that his marks are smarter than he is. The chat line participants band together to bring the con man to justice. Or, how about this one. A probate clerk in Texas steals from dead people to finance his passion for Ferraris. Nah, forget it. No one would believe either one. | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 2898 Registered: 5-2001 |
I though after the first FastLane we finally had another show with a Ferrari staring as the prime car but was deeply disappointed to see nothing yesterday. Still FastLane is a good 1h distraction. My 2c, but wouldn't it be a good idea to have a new show with a Ferrari, like MAgnum PI or Miami Vice? Anybody with a good idea for a script? I go first: Guy or girl in stock market is rich and sees her/his friend get killed in a crime. decides to take on the mob to find the killer and bring him to justice after she/he does not receive any help from the cops. hangs up the job and takes the 360 out to get justice. On the 2nd he/she does not want to go back to work anymore retires and helps others to get justice. | ||
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