| Author | Message | ||
| Robert (Rjklein4470)
Junior Member Username: Rjklein4470 Post Number: 190 Registered: 3-2002 |
I hope this loads because it is funny. Why Blonds Can not fix cars  | ||
| Manu Sachdeva (Manu)
Member Username: Manu Post Number: 500 Registered: 2-2002 |
Ya gotta love blondes haven't ya - Hell I sure do.... Damn - in my case I love pretty much all wo.....erm... yes anyhow. (ahem) Nice joke.  | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 372 Registered: 5-2002 |
If she used a roller, it doesn't matter what color she painted it... | ||
| Dave Penhale (Dapper)
Member Username: Dapper Post Number: 313 Registered: 4-2002 |
..or Yellow | ||
| Robert McNair (Rrm)
Junior Member Username: Rrm Post Number: 144 Registered: 5-2002 |
I hope it was at least red paint! | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Intermediate Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 1558 Registered: 9-2001 |
I think that was posted here a while ago, still good | ||
| Dan (Bobafett)
Junior Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 54 Registered: 9-2002 |
Hahaha. Ouch. Good one. --Dan | ||
| Fred (I Luv 4REs) (Iluv4res)
Junior Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 185 Registered: 8-2002 |
Possibly the best blonde joke of the year A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband: "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered," and had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, It's a Ferrari..." |