| Author | Message | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 1005 Registered: 7-2001 |
That guy with the Durango needs a new "Windshield Wiper".... | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 1004 Registered: 7-2001 |
Who said ostriches couldn't fly? | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 3376 Registered: 5-2001 |
LMAO this is the one of the month! Deer is a specialty in Germany. Served with cranberry sauce and lightly salted potatoes, maybe with a brown sauce with fresh wild mushrooms. hmmmm. Lunch time. | ||
| Andreas Forrer (Tifosi12)
Junior Member Username: Tifosi12 Post Number: 113 Registered: 10-2002 |
Hope this never happens to your car and deer: A Yugo turned into a fireplace. The car underneath is real btw. Figured you guys might like this, after all Yugos share some parts with Ferraris...  | ||
| Jerry W. (Tork1966)
Member Username: Tork1966 Post Number: 312 Registered: 7-2001 |
Was the birdie OK? | ||
| Andreas Forrer (Tifosi12)
Junior Member Username: Tifosi12 Post Number: 109 Registered: 10-2002 |
Isn't there a bit of plane missing behind the cockpit? How do you hit a bird with a simulator? | ||
| Tillman Strahan (Tillman)
Junior Member Username: Tillman Post Number: 193 Registered: 11-2001 |
Stewardess, I changed my mind. I'll have the fish instead. | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 789 Registered: 8-2002 |
Yet another failed Al Quada attept to take down a airliner from a shoulder fired bird launcher | ||
| Frank K Lipinski (Kaz)
New member Username: Kaz Post Number: 50 Registered: 11-2002 |
Global Disaster Diverted - Courageous animal saves Santa�s reindeer -  | ||
| Coop (360)
New member Username: 360 Post Number: 40 Registered: 4-2002 |
I'll let you guys continue to supply the comments  | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 2870 Registered: 12-2000 |
I love venison, wild pig, and duck. My free time doesn't allow me enough bandwidth to keep my freezer full unfortunately. | ||
| Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Member Username: 4re_gt4 Post Number: 654 Registered: 4-2002 |
You don't live in Oregon. It's one of the 4 food groups here. High priced gourmet restaurants specialize in it for us rednecks who can't shoot straight. | ||
| Jerry W. (Tork1966)
Member Username: Tork1966 Post Number: 310 Registered: 7-2001 |
Venison is definitely NOT one of those "tastes just like chicken (or beef)" meats. Quite frankly, it sucks. | ||
| Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Member Username: 4re_gt4 Post Number: 650 Registered: 4-2002 |
Yeah, tasted yummy! | ||
| Jerry W. (Tork1966)
Member Username: Tork1966 Post Number: 309 Registered: 7-2001 |
Coop, was the deer OK? | ||
| Coop (360)
New member Username: 360 Post Number: 38 Registered: 4-2002 |
http://www.snopes.com/photos/durango.htm | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 1691 Registered: 6-2001 |
I'm pretty sure it does ma-...oh, sarcasm. | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 778 Registered: 8-2002 |
A lap dance from a suicidal deer, life does not get any better. | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 1689 Registered: 6-2001 |
The f40 probably launched the freakin deer 40 feet in th air. the hood is like a ramp. That durango got owned by that deer. Ouch. I wonder what happened to the driver as it looks like he had a deer in his lap when all was said and done. | ||
| Coop (360)
New member Username: 360 Post Number: 37 Registered: 4-2002 |
If I remember right, the dear deer jumped off that bridge in the background. Let me see if I can find the site... http://www.snopes.com/photos/durango.htm BTW. What are the differences between Beer nuts & Deer nuts? Beer nuts are for free & Deer nuts are just under a buck... (Sorry, couldn't help it) I worked as a lumber jack in Germany for 5 years. On my very first day, we find a dead deer that had been hit and continued to run into the woods where it collapsed. I couldn't understand why its body was twitching until my partner moved its skin with a stick; there were thousands of maggots.... | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 774 Registered: 8-2002 |
I bet that f-40 needed a lot of "doe" to fix it. No "butts" about that. Musta cost a few "bucks" | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 2865 Registered: 12-2000 |
What's the last thing that went through that deer's mind when it hit the F40? Answer: It's butt! | ||
| Kevin Butler (Challenge)
New member Username: Challenge Post Number: 27 Registered: 9-2002 |
I hit a deer about a month ago in my peasantmobile (Mustang GT). Nailed him at 35-40MPH and flipped him over the hood onto the roof of the Blazer behind me. Had it not been for a 3" stress crack in the hood, the only damage would have been a cracked headlight and blown foglight. Something to be said for American iron.... | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 803 Registered: 3-2001 |
Yeouch... I'll bet the guy who had a headbutt with that buck lost... note the broken antler on the floor! I like Rob's 3 doe's below better. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
New member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 34 Registered: 8-2002 |
Um, Coop... how fast were you going, exactly...? the deer i hit was at least that big, maybe a little bigger and i need a new headlight and some body work... | ||
| Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Member Username: Jim_schad Post Number: 490 Registered: 7-2002 |
what's that brown stuff all over the roof? I think the deer said "Oh, dear!" right before hit the durango. | ||
| Coop (360)
New member Username: 360 Post Number: 36 Registered: 4-2002 |
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| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 766 Registered: 8-2002 |
Nice headlights.... | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Advanced Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 2976 Registered: 2-2001 |
Nice work Rob with the middle girl, she's definitely hot. LOL Ken about the frame comment. | ||
| Ron R (Ronr)
New member Username: Ronr Post Number: 21 Registered: 10-2002 |
She does appear to have the stance of a "goose". Rob has a "why does this always happen to me" look. Personally, I'd be grinnin'! | ||
| John (Modenaf1fan)
New member Username: Modenaf1fan Post Number: 13 Registered: 11-2002 |
rob, u look a little nervous. hmm, your left hand, from the stance and the looks of the chick in front of you it looks like you were having a good time.. =) | ||
| Barney Guzzo (Trinacria)
New member Username: Trinacria Post Number: 27 Registered: 8-2002 |
Rob, where is your left hand?.....Why are you standing in front of the 3rd "deer"? | ||
| Ken (Allyn)
Member Username: Allyn Post Number: 574 Registered: 10-2001 |
My wife hit a deer in my Honda Accord. She was doing 80; the deer hit the hood dead center and flew over the top. $4000 in damage plus hotel and rental car, all paid by insurence Never hit one in my Europa and if I ever do, I doubt I'd live to tell about it. It's the only car where the passengers protect the frame instead of vice versa. | ||
| James Dixon (Omnadren250)
Member Username: Omnadren250 Post Number: 377 Registered: 7-2001 |
the guy here in town with the F40 apparantly hit a deer on the highway this summer. | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 802 Registered: 3-2001 |
That's actually Rob's wife and two girlfriends. He has an exceptional deal. | ||
| D.E.S. (Sickspeed)
New member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 31 Registered: 8-2002 |
i like sleek cars, not sleek women... i would've walked right up to the car, not noticing those bikini-clad anorexics for a second... | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 760 Registered: 8-2002 |
Rob, You let them touch your car? Did you wipe off the evidence before your wife saw the hand of another woman? m | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Member Username: Doody Post Number: 633 Registered: 11-2001 |
i think jimpo1 just elevated this to post of the month ;-) ROTFLMAO! doody! | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 997 Registered: 7-2001 |
The real story of the Rob pic.... Sweating and nervous, he approached the wild game from upwind. He'd never been this close to anything like this before. He dangled the jewelry in the sunlight while cooing "Ferrari", yet they looked away, uninterested. He snuck up on them from behind and managed to insert himself into their herd. Suddenly, someone yelled "Is that Brad Pitt?", attracting the rapt attention of both Hunter and Prey. The photographer captured the moment. | ||
| Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Member Username: 4re_gt4 Post Number: 629 Registered: 4-2002 |
Re: Photo. Which one is Rob? (I think I need to get out more often.) | ||
| Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Member Username: 4re_gt4 Post Number: 628 Registered: 4-2002 |
'65 Corvette. Hard hit, deer flew over the car (as they often do). Not a scratch on the car anywhere. | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Advanced Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 2975 Registered: 2-2001 |
Someone hit one with their 308. If they want everyone talking about it then they can bring it up themselves in detail, it's none of my business really. I just am bringing it up to say that the 308 did pretty damn well IMO. It wasn't a deer through the windshield hit that would total the car, but still the side of the car where it hit was better off than I would have thought it would be. | ||
| Racer 001 (Mr_0011)
Member Username: Mr_0011 Post Number: 373 Registered: 3-2002 |
lol Rob... you stand out like a sore thumb in that pic... :p | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 2859 Registered: 12-2000 |
It was a sunny clear day. I approached the three creatures with caution as they were in defensive stance. I talked in my soothing voice as not to spook them. My Ferrari escaped without major damage, a few paw and rump prints, but I didn't mind. I appreciated my close contact with nature in company of my Ferrari.  | ||
| D.E.S. (Sickspeed)
New member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 25 Registered: 8-2002 |
Though i'm not a Ferrari owner (the new 1/18 scale Enzo is all i can afford), i still feel i'm a fortunate person... About 2 weeks ago, i hit a deer in my '93 sentra (with 193+ thousand miles on it), and i incurred only minimal damages compared to what i hear a deer can do to your car (my expense will only be about 150 "bucks"- ok, that was bad)... i was fairly-excessively exceeding the speed limit on a one-lane road in Greenpoint, on Long Island, at around 2 in the morning... you would swear i was bowling for venisen the way i nailed this poor animal... like i was the champion driver at a Bambi Derby... evidently, the deer survived, for after my baby came to a screeching halt and the dust finally settled, i looked back and saw nary a woodsy animal... my question is this: has any exotic owner (Ferrari or otherwise) come in contact with a deer (or other animal) while driving your exotic...? just wondering... -des |