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Andrew (Mrrou)
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Username: Mrrou

Post Number: 409
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 5:28 pm:   

LOL...those youths... yar yar

BretM (Bretm)
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Username: Bretm

Post Number: 2991
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 1:51 pm:   

It was in PH this month (or quarter, whatever), it is funny. lol.
TomD (Tifosi)
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Username: Tifosi

Post Number: 1915
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 12:11 pm:   

I saw this somewhere too - was it in the FCA letter???
DES (Sickspeed)
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Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 37
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 11:41 am:   

ROFLMAO...!!!
i was born and raised in the bronx so i have a genuine appreciation for this... this is classic.
Dom Vitarella (Dom)
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Username: Dom

Post Number: 14
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 10:41 am:   

Saw this posted elsewhere, thought it was funny, and I hope others will find it funny as well.

Dom (anxiousy waiting for the repairs on his 308gt4 to be completed)

>Modena, Italy:
>The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday. The
>announcement
>was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the British
>Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from
>Glasgow. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary
>on how unemployed youths in Easter House were able to remove a set of car
>wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
>existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
>high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by
>Ferrari
>Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have
>an
>advantage over every team. However Ferrari expectations were easily
>exceeded, as during the Crew's first practice session; not only were the
>weegie pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12
>seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the
>McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew and a gram of Coke.

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