| Author | Message | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 978 Registered: 8-2002 |
When you sniff a carb Ferrari tail pipe, you can tell if it running rich or not With a women, you already know she is running rich. | ||
| David Lewis (Davidlewis)
New member Username: Davidlewis Post Number: 22 Registered: 2-2002 |
a blown head gasket in an Fcar will cost you only ~$6K. | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Junior Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 71 Registered: 10-2002 |
Plus, you can rely on the posted rev limit on a Ferrari. If a woman were a car and her posted limit was 7000, you know better that it's actually 3000 at least once (maybe 2,3,4....times) every month. | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 3468 Registered: 5-2001 |
To open her up (the Ferrari) you need a $15 - key to open the other (woman) up, you need a $5,000 diamond! | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 3467 Registered: 5-2001 |
LOL Frank, most of them do, not all.... | ||
| Frank K Lipinski (Kaz)
Junior Member Username: Kaz Post Number: 57 Registered: 11-2002 |
Both look great with the top down!  | ||
| Howie/ExoticAutoBrokers.com (Brokerofexotics)
Member Username: Brokerofexotics Post Number: 308 Registered: 11-2001 |
Byron, It depends on how dark the room is. | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Junior Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 69 Registered: 10-2002 |
Driving a Ferrari is pure ecstasy every time. Is it so with every woman? | ||
| Justin M. Clark (Sscamarotx)
New member Username: Sscamarotx Post Number: 2 Registered: 11-2002 |
Women are just like cars, if they get too many miles on them you can just trade them in for a new one! | ||
| Lee Sanders (Lsand007)
New member Username: Lsand007 Post Number: 25 Registered: 3-2002 |
A Ferrari will never call your house at night or your boss at work. | ||
| SRA (Sranderson)
New member Username: Sranderson Post Number: 20 Registered: 11-2002 |
Sooooo, A PPI can turn into PMS? | ||
| Michael Zaic (Mikez_nj)
New member Username: Mikez_nj Post Number: 8 Registered: 12-2002 |
Just thought of a couple reasons a Ferrari might be better than a woman... It only takes a second to turn on a Ferrari. Other people can drive your Ferrari without it getting upset. ...and if you choose to rent a Ferrari as discussed in the other thread, that gives another edge to the Ferrari vs Woman convo - You can rent a Ferrari without worrying about who rented it before you! | ||
| Charles Barton (Airbarton)
Junior Member Username: Airbarton Post Number: 70 Registered: 11-2002 |
My wife and my Ferrari are a lot alike. Sometimes they drive me insane and other times they drive me wild! | ||
| A.Tonokaboni (Senna1994)
Junior Member Username: Senna1994 Post Number: 75 Registered: 9-2002 |
Man, Martin really is a funny guy. | ||
| stu cordova (Balataboy)
Member Username: Balataboy Post Number: 313 Registered: 4-2001 |
and Nika thought the bikini on the boat was bad.... | ||
| Manu (Manu)
Member Username: Manu Post Number: 579 Registered: 2-2002 |
dear oh dear Martin - :shaking head: - You're going to get into trouble for that. | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 3460 Registered: 5-2001 |
When the Ferrari is dripping you need new seals, when the woman is dripping, you need a tampon! | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1280 Registered: 4-2002 |
so tommy...i guess you didnt marry her, eh?? | ||
| Dr Tommy Cosgrove (Vwalfa4re)
Member Username: Vwalfa4re Post Number: 448 Registered: 5-2001 |
I used to date a girl who liked my Alfa Spider better then my Ferrari. She said that the Alfa was like the kind of sweet pretty girl you bring home to meet your mom and want to marry. She said the Ferrari was a whore. | ||
| Manu (Manu)
Member Username: Manu Post Number: 577 Registered: 2-2002 |
I can get women to scream for me..... Ferraris are ALMOST, ALMOST as rewarding as a good woman - the difference is marginal. | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
Member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 439 Registered: 3-2002 |
This should be nominated for thread of the month! Couldnt stop laughing! Matt's and David J's posts take the cake! andrew | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 835 Registered: 3-2001 |
It's easy.... just make sure both have low mileage. Rob..... but can she cook?  | ||
| David J. Smith (Darkhorse512)
Junior Member Username: Darkhorse512 Post Number: 79 Registered: 10-2002 |
Women will scream at you while Ferraris will scream for you. | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Advanced Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 3756 Registered: 2-2001 |
Ferraris are like women they have their period once a month. Too bad the Ferrari problems can't be corrected with a Midol. | ||
| arthur chambers (Art355)
Member Username: Art355 Post Number: 841 Registered: 6-2001 |
Bottom line: I if your wives ever get a look at this thread, youre all in deep doo dooo, except for Rob. Art | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Junior Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 92 Registered: 9-2002 |
Ya but only one of the two gets fat after ten years!! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Junior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 139 Registered: 8-2002 |
Dave's right, i guess... Airbags just don't compare to fun bags...! | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 608 Registered: 1-2002 |
Women have these:  | ||
| Dave328GTB (Hardtop)
Member Username: Hardtop Post Number: 343 Registered: 1-2002 |
Clearly Rob's wife checks all his posts! Dave | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 2951 Registered: 12-2000 |
I got married because my wife is smart, beautiful, trustable, will make good money, and she's also a good friend. Now why she married me no one has a clue. I only think I'm smart (the worse), I'm ugly, not always trustable, spend more than I make, and get grouchy now and then. | ||
| Mitchell L. Davidson (Jussumfastgi)
Member Username: Jussumfastgi Post Number: 348 Registered: 4-2002 |
Because I love her.... uhg, same reason we buy expensive cars I guess. | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 3457 Registered: 5-2001 |
...why again did we all get married?  | ||
| Crusing (Crusing)
New member Username: Crusing Post Number: 28 Registered: 10-2002 |
Nice one Martin! LOL | ||
| Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Advanced Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 3456 Registered: 5-2001 |
A Ferrari needs a re-paint every 20 years, a woman every morning! | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 939 Registered: 8-2002 |
Ferrari's leak while sitting Women leak while laughing Ferrari's get 30,000 miles on it's shoes, Women get 1 evening. When a Ferrari backfires, you check the timing When a Woman backfires, you check for air freshener | ||
| Crusing (Crusing)
New member Username: Crusing Post Number: 27 Registered: 10-2002 |
Both look great, are a lot of fun to drive, require a lot of maintenance and are very expensive... However, my car never talks back. | ||
| Dave328GTB (Hardtop)
Member Username: Hardtop Post Number: 341 Registered: 1-2002 |
Women are free up front but cost a fortune to get rid of. Ferraris cost up front, but you get money back when you get rid of them. Also Ferraris never ask if they look fat. Dave | ||
| Lawrence Coppari (Lawrence)
Member Username: Lawrence Post Number: 421 Registered: 4-2002 |
Service them both, frequently. | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Advanced Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 3078 Registered: 2-2001 |
LOL. These are great quotes. | ||
| Mark (Markg)
Member Username: Markg Post Number: 325 Registered: 2-2001 |
Ferraris hands down. A Ferrari is like a prostitute Vampire....you think it's pleasurable but your soul (and wallet) are being bled dry. Sure is fun though..... | ||
| KCCK (Kenneth)
Junior Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 100 Registered: 10-2002 |
Matt, Ha, Ha, Ha! | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 935 Registered: 8-2002 |
With a Ferrari.. You put gas in and get a sweet reward. With a woman You put in a sweet reward and get gas. | ||
| Raleigh Smith (288gto)
Junior Member Username: 288gto Post Number: 59 Registered: 10-2002 |
You can drive other cars without the Ferrari getting mad at you. | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 934 Registered: 8-2002 |
You can turn a Ferrari off. | ||
| Howie/ExoticAutoBrokers.com (Brokerofexotics)
Member Username: Brokerofexotics Post Number: 302 Registered: 11-2001 |
With a Ferrari, the beauty and passion never fade. | ||
| Howie/ExoticAutoBrokers.com (Brokerofexotics)
Member Username: Brokerofexotics Post Number: 301 Registered: 11-2001 |
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| KCCK (Kenneth)
Junior Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 95 Registered: 10-2002 |
You can love more than one car and own them all at the same time, though. | ||
| JRV (Jrvall)
Member Username: Jrvall Post Number: 362 Registered: 11-2002 |
women, with Lamborghini's in second place | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1274 Registered: 4-2002 |
fred i disagree, ill take a 30k service every year bruce | ||
| Fred (I Luv 4REs) (Iluv4res)
Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 261 Registered: 8-2002 |
Both have high maintenence costs......... | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1272 Registered: 4-2002 |
put it this way...a divorce would cost you $$$$$$, but a 30k service for my tr is about $5-7 k bruce | ||
| KCCK (Kenneth)
Junior Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 92 Registered: 10-2002 |
A robber wants either your life, or your money. A woman wants both. :-( | ||
| Fred (I Luv 4REs) (Iluv4res)
Member Username: Iluv4res Post Number: 258 Registered: 8-2002 |
The whine of a Ferrari engine is nice to hear...... | ||
| James Angle (Jimangle)
New member Username: Jimangle Post Number: 12 Registered: 9-2002 |
What have more problems, Ferraris or Women? Between mechanical, and emotional? Or both? |