| Author | Message | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 719 Registered: 8-2002 |
Well, the most plausible reason would be 'cause her hard drive "just died"... She's waiting for it to be fixed... However, there are other reasons... One of the things that makes her so hot is that she likes to fix cars... i bet she could sit in the technical Q&A forum and shoot the breeze with you fellas, without missing a beat... i think girls who work on cars are HOT... Um... yeah... | ||
| RyanK (Ryanab)
Junior Member Username: Ryanab Post Number: 211 Registered: 3-2002 |
Why isn't she on here my man?? Ryan | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 715 Registered: 8-2002 |
Well, her name is Jill, but i call her Birdie... she's my best friend... i'll inform her of your intentions, but be advised, she's pretty fiesty, (that's why i love her...  ) so you might be in for a fight...! | ||
| ELI (Titanium360)
Junior Member Username: Titanium360 Post Number: 246 Registered: 4-2002 |
We should murder your friend! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 688 Registered: 8-2002 |
Ryan, i don't really remember, but i think it was my friend who found it and sent the link to me... So any and all 'thank-yous' should be sent her...! | ||
| RyanK (Ryanab)
Junior Member Username: Ryanab Post Number: 208 Registered: 3-2002 |
Des, if I may ask, how did you find your way here? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 686 Registered: 8-2002 |
i like him, too... i was being sarcastic, but i know you two are friends, it's reflected in many of the threads on F-chat... | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1389 Registered: 4-2002 |
btw, i happen to like matt, in fact i have spoken to him on the phones..nice guy.. bruce | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 685 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bruce, it's so nice to see you and Matt sharing and getting along, it just warms my heart... the cameraderie here makes me all fuzzy inside... | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1387 Registered: 4-2002 |
hi guys first off, hey bobd im in nj about 2 1/2 hrs away from des, and how do you know what kinda guy i am ? ...ask my wife. also matt, i drive my car as many times as you brush your teeth, btw, there still wont be a 3 way deal between you, me and newman, so go stroke yourself hope all had a nice new years.. bruce | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 679 Registered: 8-2002 |
"warship"- now there's a Freudian slip...! Brian, i appreciate the offer, but i'm a quarter of an inch shorter than you and weigh almost 80 pounds more than you... Hiding behind you is just not an option...! | ||
| Brian Saligman (Brisalig)
New member Username: Brisalig Post Number: 31 Registered: 8-2002 |
DES, I am about 6 feet 170 lbs. I will try my best to protect you, but if Rob threatens my membership to this holy sanctuary of ferrari warship that your on your own! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 674 Registered: 8-2002 |
Kevin, i won't deny it's kind of ego-stroking in a way, but once Rob sees this, he'll undoubtedly kick me in MY ass for affecting the board in that special way that i have... Bruce is a seasoned member, so he'll only get a slap on the wrist... (i need protection, somebody help me...!) | ||
| Kevin Horner (Boz)
Junior Member Username: Boz Post Number: 54 Registered: 8-2002 |
DES, Congratulations, it seems you have your own fan club! | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1210 Registered: 8-2002 |
Anytime Jordan. | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Junior Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 80 Registered: 12-2002 |
Well, its slightly out of my way, but I guess to see a good 512 its worth it I'll e-mail you sometime and let you know when I have some time off of school and maybe I could stop by on a Saturday or something...as long as it fits your schedule too! | ||
| KCCK (Kenneth)
Junior Member Username: Kenneth Post Number: 210 Registered: 10-2002 |
Professional courtesy, I guess. | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1208 Registered: 8-2002 |
Jordan, Why? M | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Junior Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 79 Registered: 12-2002 |
Matt, thats too bad, I live about 50 miles south of you! Probably can't make it out there... | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1207 Registered: 8-2002 |
Both you guys scare me now. Jordan, I live in Valencia, you know Magic Mountain? | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Junior Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 75 Registered: 12-2002 |
Hm...DES has lost my approval now The battle is on! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 657 Registered: 8-2002 |
Jordan, Matt is mine...! He's mine all mine and don't you try to steal him from me...! | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Junior Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 74 Registered: 12-2002 |
LMAO THIS THREAD IS FUNNY! I feel ashamed that I am starting to think of a computer program as a friend...hmm...Maybe its all one big conspiracy...yea...one big conspiracy to nail me! I knew the KGB was after me! Actually Matt, I dont know you that well, but where are you located in southern california? I wouldnt mind getting a look at your 512 either! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 656 Registered: 8-2002 |
Great, i've been reduced to software...! DES: Designed Enigma Systems. | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1200 Registered: 8-2002 |
This guy makes my head spin..... | ||
| Robert Callahan (Rcallahan)
New member Username: Rcallahan Post Number: 17 Registered: 7-2002 |
People, DES is not real. It is a computer program that I devised to amuse Ferrari people. I am sorry that it has seemed to evolve into something that I can no longer control. God help us all! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 651 Registered: 8-2002 |
Matt, i just called my boss and told him i quit... i'm booking airline tickets on line right now, i should be there by the weekend, the latest... ...um... you think you could put me up for a night or two (read: 3 years)...? | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1199 Registered: 8-2002 |
DES, Just give me a call and we'll go. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 647 Registered: 8-2002 |
Matt, are you serious about going for a ride if i show up...? i'm averaging being in California once a year, now, for the last two years... i just might show if you're for real... (btw, i don't need your address, i already have it, along with all my other information on you, ie: DOB, hair sample, kindergarten teacher's name, dental records, etc.) Bob, Bruce is gonna defecate a brick when he sees what you wrote...! Matt- "first off, DES has been stalking him..." Now he's gonna know and all my work is for naught- thanks alot...! | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1197 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bob, first off, DES has been stalking him, Second Bruce is like Cammeron's father on Ferris Beulers day off. Bruce does not drive his car. It sits in the garage while he wipes it with a cloth diaper. Keep it clean for me bruce. Remember the deal? Paul gets the boxer, I get the cash, I buy your TR and you get a new car? M | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 884 Registered: 3-2001 |
DES, your buddy Bruce lives somewhere near Long Island. I'm sure he'd toss you the keys in a heartbeat if you'd just show up on his doorstep. He's that kind of guy.  Happy New Year!!!! | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1196 Registered: 8-2002 |
DES, If you are ever on the left coast, drop by and we'll take the 512 and 308 for a drive. M | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1194 Registered: 8-2002 |
I think if DES stopped posting, he would laps into a catatonic state. He should take Tillmans advice and take a break and read more about Ferrari�s. And drop the whole diablo thing. If he does, I�ll send him a jacket. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 644 Registered: 8-2002 |
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, thanks, Mitchel... Damn... you guys on here are really awesome... Hey, if any of you are ever on Long Island, let me know, i'll show you what a Sentra's really made of...! | ||
| Mitchel DeFrancis (4re308)
Member Username: 4re308 Post Number: 745 Registered: 6-2001 |
Indeed, I laugh and or snicker everytime I read one of DES's posts. I don't know why, I just expect your post to be funny, because 99% of them are funny. Thanks for that! I would like to wish everyone on this site a HNY. I'm just tired of writing that in all my emails the past week. DES, I hope you get a Ferrari soon. If you ever hit Atlanta, come see me, we will take the 308 out for a thrashing! Happy New Year Ferrarichat! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 638 Registered: 8-2002 |
Bruce, i'm so DESperately trying to hold a straight face as i read this... my boss' office is at the other end of the office from me and his door is open and all he has to do is turn his head 45 degrees and he's staring dead at me... if he sees me smiling, he'll know i'm doing something on line (rather, doing something not related to work)... i was thinking that i shouldn't reply to this at all and that would really confuse the crap outta you... ("Hey, DES posts everywhere except in the thread that has his own name on it...!") Bruce, i wish you and everyone else on FerrariChat and their families a happy, healthy and most importantly SAFE new year... (you can still drink alot, just don't drive- and if you insist on driving, just don't drive the Horse!) i'll try to keep the posts down to a minimum... come the new year, work is gonna be back to normal... these last two months have had alot of slack on them, but i'll picking that up, come next week... (so i'm gonna post like a demon, until then, JUST FOR YOU...! ) | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1385 Registered: 4-2002 |
SOMEONE STOP DES FROM POSTING, OR ELSE A MELT DOWN IS GOING TO HAPPEN...WHENEVER, WHEREVER, I POST DURING THE DAY. DES IS THERE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT SLEEP IS BROTHER??? ANYWAY HAPPY NEW YEAR, I DO ENJOY YOUR HUMOR....NEW YEARS RESOLUTION FOR YOU, ONLT POST 50X A DAY REGARDS, BRUCE |