| Author | Message | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 55 Registered: 2-2003 |
How about that being in the Ferrari or wearing panties make you feel sexy, you wanted to try both at the same time... | ||
| TAKO (Tako)
Junior Member Username: Tako Post Number: 115 Registered: 4-2002 |
just tell your wife you have a secret hobby. | ||
| Erik R. K. Jonsson (Gamester)
Member Username: Gamester Post Number: 276 Registered: 11-2000 |
I like that idea Bob... I am thinking Melissa may enjoy that too. It took a bit to calm her after she recieved the email though. Her relief came as the photo posted. Melissa is Tifosi and works with the GT4 resto regularly. I wouldn't have her as a significant other if this were not the case. | ||
| Robert Callahan (Rcallahan)
New member Username: Rcallahan Post Number: 47 Registered: 7-2002 |
Nika, Melissa, I've got an idea! I will fly you both out to Santa Barbara and referee your cat fight. Nothing serious maybe jet some Wesson oil, a few toys, etc. I promise I will be an impartial judge. Then we can post the photos on the web site (maybe charge for viewing) and EVERYBODY WINS! Just trying to help. Bob | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3609 Registered: 12-2000 |
I have it figured it out now! I thought all the guys had run all the girls off. It was Nika the entire time. Come on Nika, 2,200 guys isn't enough for you?   | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2254 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL, actually i meant it humorous as in, that would never happen...  Yeah, James has a bunch of cool stories... | ||
| JRV (Jrvall)
Member Username: Jrvall Post Number: 979 Registered: 11-2002 |
Well OK ya got me DES that was pretty Humerous..ya lucky guy you...;-) but not quite as humerous as Mr. G's story....that was a real crack up. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2252 Registered: 8-2002 |
Humorous thoughts...? Two women arguing over me wasn't funny enough...? | ||
| JRV (Jrvall)
Member Username: Jrvall Post Number: 977 Registered: 11-2002 |
OUCH....!!!! this was supposed to be the kind of thread with the spin towards humor and light heartedness-- most got it. My appoligies to Melissa for the unfortunate turn of events. Time to count to ten and think funny & humerous thoughts. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2251 Registered: 8-2002 |
Nika's full of crap, they were arguing over me... | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 819 Registered: 12-2001 |
Sorry guys - I won't air dirty laundry...and get into a posted cat fight. I did however send Melissa an apology because I was out of line with the e-mail. If her intentions are to be a true Ferrari enthusiast - I welcome her | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2249 Registered: 8-2002 |
Ok... i just got the inside scoop- they're fighting over me... Ladies, ladies, ladies... No need to fight over moi... There's enough DES to go around, no worries... | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2245 Registered: 8-2002 |
Yeah... | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 2797 Registered: 9-2001 |
lets hear the other side of the story | ||
| John J Stecher (Jjstecher)
Member Username: Jjstecher Post Number: 360 Registered: 1-2002 |
Once again more proof here that all women hate each other deep down. Even Ferrari chat women. | ||
| Melissa (Testarossa)
New member Username: Testarossa Post Number: 9 Registered: 2-2003 |
Here is something that lacks some class. Enough said.  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2240 Registered: 8-2002 |
Ok... This entire thread is just completely erased from my brain after reading James' story- it's like i'm looking at a blank page, with a bunch of blank posts and James' is the only one here... James, you never cease to keep right on the edge... i hope i'm lucky enough to meet you,one day... | ||
| JRV (Jrvall)
Member Username: Jrvall Post Number: 974 Registered: 11-2002 |
>>>To tell you the truth I'm not really sure if he does or not? <<< Ohhhh My...a girl should definately know the answer to that...;-)...a man should always let a girl know (somehow) if he likes her panties or not... Mr. G, that story is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! LMAO | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 818 Registered: 12-2001 |
Master? Master of what? K-Mart in Melissa's case.. some of us own and love Ferrari's for the passion.....sorry if I..um.....feel some lessen the effort | ||
| Dave Wapinski (Davewapinski)
Member Username: Davewapinski Post Number: 490 Registered: 8-2001 |
Tell her you are the master and accept it. Did not try this with ex-wife, but it worked with current girlfriend. | ||
| Tom Bakowsky (Tbakowsky)
Junior Member Username: Tbakowsky Post Number: 221 Registered: 9-2002 |
DOH!!! | ||
| James Glickenhaus (Napolis)
Member Username: Napolis Post Number: 608 Registered: 10-2002 |
As you all know one of the most civilized group of males in the world are NY Theatrical Teamsters. One day one of them who used to babysit my son on the set, (He turned out to be a contract killer who's now in the witness protection program but that's another story) told me a good story about Sophia Loren's panties. He and another teamster went to the airport, in two cars to pick up Miss Loren. He got to drive Miss Loren and her 60 year old maid; Donnie the other teamster got to drive the luggage. Before he set off Donny opened one of the Louis Vitton suitcases took out a pair of panties and put it over his head. He preceeded to drive back, throught the midtown tunnel, towards the Plaza peeking out through the leg holes. Before he got to the Plaza he replaced the panties and brought the suitcases inside. The maid pointed at the suitcases Donny hadn't opened and said: "Those are Miss Loren's. The Louis Vitton goes to my room... " | ||
| Todd Gieger (Todd328gts)
Member Username: Todd328gts Post Number: 368 Registered: 6-2002 |
Yes...definitely panties! | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3599 Registered: 12-2000 |
Are you his girlfriend, sister, or just friend? | ||
| Melissa (Testarossa)
New member Username: Testarossa Post Number: 8 Registered: 2-2003 |
To tell you the truth I'm not really sure if he does or not? | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3598 Registered: 12-2000 |
How boring! | ||
| Russ Fairbanks (Russf)
Junior Member Username: Russf Post Number: 99 Registered: 3-2002 |
Sometimes I think IMHO that this site cries out for some adult supervision. | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 817 Registered: 12-2001 |
Boy - each and every day you guys make me have faith in mankind......"lie" and "deny"? yikes! The answer is simple - tell her your lawyer will answer her lawyers call tomorrow - no butts about it (grin) | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 787 Registered: 1-2002 |
Rob, LOL!! "French foreign exchange student next door that everyone hated" ...but you repeat yourself here!!! You mean you had a cheese eating surrender monkey next door?? Lucky you! (I am waiting for the OT Police on this thread) | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3591 Registered: 12-2000 |
Does Erik? | ||
| Melissa (Testarossa)
New member Username: Testarossa Post Number: 7 Registered: 2-2003 |
Really, I didn't mean for it so sound as a bad thing! I know many men, who love women's panties! | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3589 Registered: 12-2000 |
Well, my co-ed flat mates wondered when they found the panties and locks of her hair on my wall. I doubt I was benefiting the foreign opinion of Americans, luckily we had a French foreign exchange student next door that everyone hated. | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 2787 Registered: 9-2001 |
Rob that is too funny, these day bew careful with those frequent airport searchs of your luggage | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 786 Registered: 1-2002 |
Rob, what, exactly, do you mean by "studied a broad"? Does Jennie know all the details here? Do the Sctos know you are an international used lingerie smuggler? | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 785 Registered: 1-2002 |
Melissa: you make that sound like a bad thing!!!  VZ: best not to use the word "depends" when in a thread related to panties...  | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3588 Registered: 12-2000 |
Most guys do! Don't we? guys? GUYS? ...back me up here! I even took some of Jennie's to Scotland when I studied abroad for a semester. Opps, did I just say that outloud. | ||
| Melissa (Testarossa)
New member Username: Testarossa Post Number: 6 Registered: 2-2003 |
Sounds to me like JRV might have a fetish with women's panties. | ||
| Alan Leach (Speedy308)
New member Username: Speedy308 Post Number: 8 Registered: 12-2002 |
My lovely first wife never cared much for the car, but ALL my girlfriends since the divorce LOVE it! The problem here in Texas is that all the Bubbas can see in as we make our way home from the club. Caused a bad pile up out on I10 the other night. When people get the nerve to ask "What did that cost?" I answer "A three bedroom brick home, and twelve years of Child Support". H-ll, if I'd had all that together, in a briefcase, I'd have an F40! Now I live under a bridge, in a dome tent. But the yellow Ferrari looks good! FYI Check out Cavallino 133 Lettere, there it is! | ||
| V.Z. (Ama328)
Junior Member Username: Ama328 Post Number: 104 Registered: 11-2002 |
Depends: * any stains on 'em? * front or back? * whose? | ||
| Craig (Beachbum)
Junior Member Username: Beachbum Post Number: 51 Registered: 9-2002 |
thats so funny this came up, i was in trader joes with the top off and when i came out to the car i found a pair of womens panties half way stuffed under the pasenger seat, i looked around to see who left them but no luck, good thing my GF didnt find them, even if i didnt have anything to do with them | ||
| Charles Barton (Airbarton)
Member Username: Airbarton Post Number: 253 Registered: 11-2002 |
Good one Rob! | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3490 Registered: 12-2000 |
"Don't worry honey, they're mine." "...but my mistress doesn't wear panties?" "Honey, you and your girlfriend have been driving the Ferrari again, haven't you?" "Sorry, I thought I was buying a $60k 355 on ebay and they sent this!" "I couldn't help it, the poor girl was with a guy in a Porsche before!" [insert Viper, Vette, or Lamborghini] | ||
| Robert (Rjklein4470)
Junior Member Username: Rjklein4470 Post Number: 232 Registered: 3-2002 |
This reminds me of a story. Sorry not trying to hijack the topic, but it is funny. One of my friends who thinks he is some what of a ladies man. His wife was out of town, and he had us over for a football game. So I went into his bed room pulled out one of his condoms filled it with lotion, and threw it under the sheets. He did not find it before his wife did. I had told my wife what I did, and she is best freinds with my buddy's wife, needles to say when she called our house I was already laughing my A$$ off. | ||
| Charles Barton (Airbarton)
Junior Member Username: Airbarton Post Number: 243 Registered: 11-2002 |
Who did the panties belong to? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2015 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMAO, Jim...! | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 1301 Registered: 7-2001 |
Just say, "You DO call it 'that fu--ing Ferrari'!" I had a similar experience once, I was cleaning out a car that I was selling, found some panties in the storage bin. I had NO idea who they belonged to or how they got there. | ||
| Matt (Matt_lamotte)
Junior Member Username: Matt_lamotte Post Number: 176 Registered: 10-2002 |
Keep the panties. Where did you find that Ferrari!!! | ||
| Matt (Matt_lamotte)
Junior Member Username: Matt_lamotte Post Number: 175 Registered: 10-2002 |
1. Well you could give me a chance to wrap your Valentine day present. 2. Don't you just love the material....Why don't you try them on. 3. I am sooooooooo busted | ||
| Jere Dunham (Questioner)
Junior Member Username: Questioner Post Number: 122 Registered: 1-2003 |
Reminds me of many years ago. We had a salesman who was a real *******that no one liked. He was always doing things to embarass or humiliate the other guys. His wifes car was in the shop for service so someone placed some polaroids of a quite nice looking lady in a very compromising position under the front seat of the car. They had written on the picture. "You were great last night, let's do it again". The pictures were placed so that when his wife applied the brake, the pictures would slide out from under the seat, into the floorboard. His marriage hit some rocky roads and lasted about six more months. He was probably doing it anyway, the way the bragged about women. This just helped her case. I always say, "I don't get even, I get one up". | ||
| PSk (Psk)
Junior Member Username: Psk Post Number: 130 Registered: 11-2002 |
JRV, Way too late now ... first reaction is everything, just bragging rights now Pete | ||
| Ken Ghiringhelli (Kenny94945)
New member Username: Kenny94945 Post Number: 24 Registered: 12-2002 |
Those Ferrari mechanics are such a unique and special breed. | ||
| Lloyd Bemis (Lloyd)
New member Username: Lloyd Post Number: 45 Registered: 8-2001 |
Reminds me of a story I heard about Lee Trevino. Apparently prior to a tournament, Lee is making practice drives and there is a crowd nearby. As he is making his drives his shirt comes un-tucked and he is wearing what appears to be a girdle. Someone in the crowd, yells out " Lee when did you start wearing a girdle". Without missing a beat he replies "right after my wife found it in the glove compartment of my car." | ||
| Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Member Username: Hugh Post Number: 500 Registered: 1-2002 |
martin has the right answer. | ||
| martin J weiner,M.D. (Mw360)
Member Username: Mw360 Post Number: 779 Registered: 5-2001 |
Deny---deny---deny-- lie---lie---lie--- never ,never admit. They never forget OR forgive. | ||
| JRV (Jrvall)
Member Username: Jrvall Post Number: 900 Registered: 11-2002 |
Looks like this thread is cracking everyone up... Hey Wayne....yes it actually happened to me, in the past, long story, not my fault really, ...some of you guys are a lot smoother than I am...because no excuse was good enough in my case...LOL. | ||
| L. Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
Member Username: Lwausbrooks Post Number: 828 Registered: 8-2002 |
You left yourself so open on that one, Mike, but I'll leave it alone! | ||
| David J. Smith (Darkhorse512)
Junior Member Username: Darkhorse512 Post Number: 173 Registered: 10-2002 |
Aww Mike thats just wrong! ...hmm, who can I try that on? | ||
| Mike Fisher (Mikef)
Junior Member Username: Mikef Post Number: 164 Registered: 11-2001 |
Reminds me of the time we hid a gay porno magazine in the glove box of a friends dads car. | ||
| David J. Smith (Darkhorse512)
Junior Member Username: Darkhorse512 Post Number: 172 Registered: 10-2002 |
Timing is everything. First, act a little disappointed that she found them. Then tell her they are a valentine's gift. If you put on some really strong puppy dog eyes she might actually say she likes them. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1982 Registered: 8-2002 |
Todd- very smooth... Matt- i don't know what's worse: that you could actually think of something like that or that i find it funny... | ||
| L. Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
Member Username: Lwausbrooks Post Number: 826 Registered: 8-2002 |
This is a hillarious thread! JRV, it didn't REALLY happen to you, did it? | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1972 Registered: 8-2002 |
I use them to wipe up skidmarks...... I crack myself up.... | ||
| Todd Gieger (Todd328gts)
Member Username: Todd328gts Post Number: 359 Registered: 6-2002 |
1. "that really pissed me off...when I picked up the car from the detail shop, I went to move the seat adjustment and I came up with a pair of panties...I bet one of those SOB's at the shop took the car to impress some pig and they went at in MY car!' 2. "That Johnny...always a joker...I came out of the grocery store and there were a pair of panties under the windshield wiper....how embarrassing, this older women was watching me remove the panties like I was some kind of nutball...I can't wait to get Johnny back...payback is a •••••...hey, Johnny is having that new chick over for dinner tomorrow...why don't you call him and "thank him for being such a stallion last nite"....etc... | ||
| Phil Bryson (Phildo)
Junior Member Username: Phildo Post Number: 73 Registered: 8-2002 |
"Everyone knows panties make a great temporary belt replacement. What's the big deal, honey...?" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1978 Registered: 8-2002 |
Mine, too, Andrew, good luck- keep us posted... | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 564 Registered: 10-2001 |
Thanks DES , im fine and will know more about my baby tomorrow. Fingers crossed | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1977 Registered: 8-2002 |
Damn, Andrew... sorry to hear that... Are you okay...? i hope everything works out ok with the car... LOL, Bill...! | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 674 Registered: 2-2002 |
"I had the car in for service at JRV's place and, well, you know how he is..." | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 563 Registered: 10-2001 |
Hmm not sure ,crashed it last week..gotta call the doctor/mechanic tomorrow .. dunno if its totalled  . | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1973 Registered: 8-2002 |
LOL, Aw, Andrew... At least you've got the Alfa... | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 562 Registered: 10-2001 |
Des , dont worry , no Ferrari and no Wife | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1971 Registered: 8-2002 |
For all of you who came up with reasonable, plausible answers- i hope your wives don't know about this board...! | ||
| Bruno (Originalsinner)
Member Username: Originalsinner Post Number: 944 Registered: 5-2002 |
Been there did that. Pick the guy you hang out with most and blame it all on him and have him admit it to her. Never admit it. | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 561 Registered: 10-2001 |
Tell her u needed something to clean the windshield ..and u grabbedthem quickly last time u went for a drive ..hell i used my socks once to clean my windshield ..why not a panty ? unless its a thong | ||
| Jeff Edison (Euro308guy)
Junior Member Username: Euro308guy Post Number: 219 Registered: 7-2002 |
I'd tell my wife they USED to be her's. They're just streched out now from wind; I'd been wearing them over my face while driving my Ferrari at high speeds and relishing additional sensory overload! | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 2677 Registered: 9-2001 |
bonnie who?? | ||
| Jonas Petersen (Karsten335)
Junior Member Username: Karsten335 Post Number: 191 Registered: 11-2002 |
DES, that's a good one = | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1968 Registered: 8-2002 |
How about this: "Ha ha ha... that damn George, always playing tricks... i'm gonna go call him, right now..." That might work a lot better... | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1967 Registered: 8-2002 |
LMAO, Jonas, you're going in the opposite direction...! You're gonna get yourself in more trouble...! But a comment like that would certainly throw her off, indeed... | ||
| Jonas Petersen (Karsten335)
Junior Member Username: Karsten335 Post Number: 190 Registered: 11-2002 |
"Did you only find one pair?" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1965 Registered: 8-2002 |
"Sweety- you have to understand... i was in the mall the other day and i walked by the Victoria's Secret window and the mannequin somewhat resembled you... She was wearing this very sexy outfit, but the panties in particular looked great and i couldn't stop thinking of you, so i bought them... Now, whenever i'm out and i miss you, i reach under the seat, grab them and they remind me of some of the naughty times we've had and i look forward to coming home to you, all the more..." If that doesn't work, go with Andrew's alternate suggestion... | ||
| James Glickenhaus (Napolis)
Member Username: Napolis Post Number: 541 Registered: 10-2002 |
You could try Lenny Bruce's line: "You gonna believe me or your eyes?" | ||
| Jean-Louis (Jlm348)
Member Username: Jlm348 Post Number: 253 Registered: 11-2002 |
I hate it when those damn valets have sex in my car- I'm calling the retaurant. | ||
| Rodney Haas (Icars)
Junior Member Username: Icars Post Number: 135 Registered: 3-2002 |
It all depends are you the first owner? If so, the "darn Italians..." sounds like a good excuse to me. | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 560 Registered: 10-2001 |
If you bought the car used , you can always say it must belong to the previous owner .. If the car is new , get a good lawyer . | ||
| Gene Agatep (Gagatep)
Junior Member Username: Gagatep Post Number: 217 Registered: 8-2002 |
honey while i was driving with the top down this lady pulled down her panty and threw it in the car? its the car babe, its the car!!!! its not me | ||
| Howie/ExoticAutoBrokers.com (Brokerofexotics)
Member Username: Brokerofexotics Post Number: 398 Registered: 11-2001 |
Tell her that at one time you were very interested in cross dressing, and just wanted to experiment. | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Intermediate Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 1005 Registered: 3-2001 |
Assuming the panties are quite large, tell her you went ugly early and made a big mistake. Help her remember the open/honesty policy. | ||
| Jean-Louis (Jlm348)
Member Username: Jlm348 Post Number: 252 Registered: 11-2002 |
I got upset at the car detailor for not using the softess material possible. I guess he started tring to clean my car with different products? | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Intermediate Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 1967 Registered: 8-2002 |
Oh those Italians. There are stories of them leaving wrenches in doors and prono mags under the carpet. | ||
| JRV (Jrvall)
Member Username: Jrvall Post Number: 898 Registered: 11-2002 |
...and they're not hers.! What do you tell her? |