| Author | Message | ||
| John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner Post Number: 549 Registered: 3-2002 |
What happens when an Italian falls down some stairs? Daego WOP | ||
| Matt S (F40only)
New member Username: F40only Post Number: 5 Registered: 3-2003 |
That bank one was hilarious. | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 121 Registered: 2-2003 |
What do you call an Italian with only one arm? Speech impediment. | ||
| loretta, anthony and company (Ranosportscarco)
New member Username: Ranosportscarco Post Number: 2 Registered: 3-2003 |
We are definitely putting these in our joke file at the office. Thanks guys keep them coming. | ||
| izel k. (Ferrarist)
Junior Member Username: Ferrarist Post Number: 155 Registered: 3-2001 |
Both are so funny! Thanks for posting guys. And there was an italian joke about a audi quattro in the italian custom. Does anybody exactly remember it? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2675 Registered: 8-2002 |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! That's so funny, Peter, i can totally relate as my memory is complete mush...! LOL, that's awesome... i gotta tell that one to my uncle, he'll die laughing... | ||
| Peter Cyr (Pete04222)
New member Username: Pete04222 Post Number: 25 Registered: 6-2002 |
Love it! Here is one of my favorites: Dan is over to John's house on a Sunday afternoon; they are sitting on the couch, having a few cold ones and watching the race. Dan, trying to make some small talk during the commercial says "So, what did you guys do last night?". John says "Oh, the wife and I went out to eat." Dan says "Oh yeah? Where did you go?" John scratches his head for a second and says "Heck, I don't know. Shoot, my memory must be going. Help me out here, what in the heck is the name of that flower? You know, the red one with the thorns on the stem?" Dans says "Um,....A rose?" John says "Yeah, that's it." He turns and yells into the kitchen - "Hey Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night!?" | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 476 Registered: 12-2002 |
LMAO! Great jokes, everyone is staring at me because Im laughing in a library  | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Advanced Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 2555 Registered: 6-2001 |
How do you cut an italian's vocabulary in half? Tie one of his arms behind his back. | ||
| Taek-Ho Kwon (Stickanddice)
Junior Member Username: Stickanddice Post Number: 112 Registered: 11-2002 |
This is awesome. | ||
| Dr Tommy Cosgrove (Vwalfa4re)
Member Username: Vwalfa4re Post Number: 681 Registered: 5-2001 |
THE ITALIAN An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Italian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Ah, The Italians... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ |