| Author | Message | ||
| Martin (Miami348ts)
Intermediate Member Username: Miami348ts Post Number: 1814 Registered: 5-2001 |
hmmmmmmm, no comment | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 403 Registered: 12-2001 |
OOoooooooooooooooooooh brother!!! I guess William you are the "one size that fits many" LMAO | ||
| William H (Countachxx)
Intermediate Member Username: Countachxx Post Number: 1155 Registered: 2-2001 |
Nika, I dont want your shoes, I have LARGE feet  | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 497 Registered: 9-2001 |
you should hear the radio ads for stuff like this | ||
| 1989 328 GTS (Vilamoura2002)
Member Username: Vilamoura2002 Post Number: 338 Registered: 9-2001 |
LOL Unbelievable! Never seen such a think in 50 years of my life :-( Is this a joke? Is anybody taking this pills? | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2326 Registered: 2-2001 |
After using this stuff there is a great benefit. You can use it as a belt to hold your pants up. | ||
| rick catalano (Tatcat)
New member Username: Tatcat Post Number: 28 Registered: 9-2001 |
well, mine's so large i've only seen the end of it in pictures. i'm forced to only drive open top autos. but it does behave when i'm wearin' dem shoes | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2322 Registered: 2-2001 |
Frank you will have to ask your prostitute. Just kidding. BRGDS, | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2321 Registered: 2-2001 |
William there you are, "TAKE THE SHOES!!!" Thats a place to start. Lucky dog. | ||
| Nika (Racernika)
Member Username: Racernika Post Number: 400 Registered: 12-2001 |
William - I am hiding in the back - but this thread is the funniest I've read in a LONG time (chuckle) PS - and I KNOW you want my shoes! | ||
| Frank Parker (Parkerfe)
Member Username: Parkerfe Post Number: 774 Registered: 9-2001 |
Magoo, that comment must be from the owner of a hair pin ? Just kidding. | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Intermediate Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2310 Registered: 2-2001 |
The old prostitute would say, Which feels better, to scratch your ear with a hair pin or a baseball bat. | ||
| William H (Countachxx)
Intermediate Member Username: Countachxx Post Number: 1154 Registered: 2-2001 |
On the other hand if u get some of those Ferrari clown shoes the chicks will think u must have an Anaconda or else u wouldnt wear shoes so stupid looking Where is Nika on this subject? LOL | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 685 Registered: 6-2001 |
If you use this product and it works, you could just become a porn star and buy a lambo. | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 355 Registered: 3-2001 |
Reminds me of the old Richard Prior joke with two guys comparing sizes... they walk over a bridge and decide to "drain the dragons". They both take them out, the first one says, "Whew, that water is cold". The other responds, "Yeah and it's deep too". | ||
| Ben Lobenstein 90 TR (Benjet)
Member Username: Benjet Post Number: 531 Registered: 1-2001 |
Jack, The LamboList, the Bull equivalent of this. -Ben | ||
| Frank Parker (Parkerfe)
Member Username: Parkerfe Post Number: 772 Registered: 9-2001 |
We could have a contest but who would be the judge ? | ||
| Jack (Gilles27)
Junior Member Username: Gilles27 Post Number: 94 Registered: 3-2002 |
Ben, I guess my question would be, "What took you to that site?" | ||
| Edward Gault (Irfgt)
Member Username: Irfgt Post Number: 997 Registered: 2-2001 |
If you had the Lambo, you wouldn't need a bigger Pecker. If you had a big Pecker, you could probably find someone to get you a Lambo. | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 678 Registered: 6-2001 |
This product is probably not safe. It will probably cause your hair to fall out, various organs will cease functioning, your future children to have missing/extra limbs... | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Intermediate Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 2205 Registered: 2-2001 |
If this was really true, I'd do it if I wasn't worried that the stuff was gonna turn the old boy into a mess or something. I was reading an article in Maxim about some guy that had real bad side effects from something like this, although I don't think it was this stuff. He wound up having to be operated on and all, not worth it for any car. | ||
| William H (Countachxx)
Intermediate Member Username: Countachxx Post Number: 1153 Registered: 2-2001 |
LOL That reminds me of an article I read in a Brit Auto Mag. The author was writing about that crappy little Lotus Elan 2 with the Isuzu engine & the styling of it. He mentioned the jag E type, Corvette, Daytona, and several other cars that had long um Phaluses up front. Then he mentioned the Testarossa, Boxer, Countach, Diablo, XJ220, F40 & how they had their long Phaluses in back. Then he got around to the Lotus which was short in front & in back I sent the article to a friend who had purchased said crappy Lotus | ||
| djmonk (Davem)
New member Username: Davem Post Number: 22 Registered: 1-2002 |
To what length will some guys go to get a Diablo. | ||
| djmonk (Davem)
New member Username: Davem Post Number: 21 Registered: 1-2002 |
As you said Ben it's worth a laugh. Brave guy for bringing this up. No pun intended! | ||
| Ben Lobenstein 90 TR (Benjet)
Member Username: Benjet Post Number: 529 Registered: 1-2001 |
Ok, I really don't want to know the answer the way "they" do. This should start an interesting thread. Keep in mind not to flame me I'm only a messenger. ;) About a month ago one of these was posted here for a 360ch car, luckily that was for inventive minds, this one well...... This link is rated "R": http://www.longitudecapsules.com/windiablo.htm Hope it's at least worth a laugh. -Ben |