| Author | Message | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 599 Registered: 12-2002 |
Great stuff, but I still like Porsches  but only after I get a Ferrari would I get my 356 speedster. | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 4132 Registered: 12-2000 |
Very funny guys! | ||
| Tillman Strahan (Tillman)
Member Username: Tillman Post Number: 476 Registered: 11-2001 |
11. Thou shalt not discuss the "additional" Ferrari if thy spouse is still unhappy with the first one... 12. Thou shalt drive thy Ferrari as Enzo intended: regularly and enthusiastically | ||
| loretta, anthony and company (Ranosportscarco)
New member Username: Ranosportscarco Post Number: 10 Registered: 3-2003 |
We have a similar list hanging on our wall. Too funny. Anthony | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 930 Registered: 1-2002 |
Jim, #8 made me ROTFLMFAO !!!!!!!!  | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 1484 Registered: 7-2001 |
Or for the Ferrari Owner: 1. Thou shalt skip 2nd gear, until the oil is warm. 2. Thou shalt not shift below 5000rpms, unless the oil is not warm. 3. Thy redline shalt be respected, at least 5 times every time the car is driven. 4. Thou shalt not buy an aftermarket cruise control, as thy needs can be met with the floor mat. 5. Thou shalt be on a first name basis with every Ferrari mechanic in a 100 mile radius. And send them Christmas cards. 6. Thou shalt planneth financially for unexpected repairs. 7. Thou shalt keep the rpm's up whilst in a parking garage or tunnel. 8. Thou shalt not race rice. 9. Thou shalt not be boastful or proud, but humble in the responsibility given to you. 10. Thou shalt never, for any reason, buy a P car. | ||
| Vince (Manatee)
Junior Member Username: Manatee Post Number: 175 Registered: 6-2002 |
I. Thou shalt not store thy cars out of doors, except for thy wife�s modern iron. II. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor�s car, nor his barn, floor jack, air compressor, or service manual collection. III. Thou shalt not love thy cars more than equally of thy wife and children. IV. Thou shalt not read thy Hemmings on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible for thee to continue thy car payments. V. Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor�s Willys nor his Pacer, nor even his rusty Cadillac; lest temptation befall you, and you end up owning them all. VI. Thou shalt not deceive thy esteemed wife into thinking that thou art taking her for a romantic Sunday afternoon drive when, behold! � Thou art really going to gaze upon another olden car. VII. Thou shalt not allow thy sons or thy daughters to get married or have children, nor shalt any of thy beloved antecedents be allowed to pass away, during the high hallowed days of FCA National Meet. VIII.Thou shalt not imprudently tell thy spouse the expected cost of thy next total restoration; But thou shalt break it to her considerately over a period of several years. IX. Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to your abode and then use it to store car parts and tools; for it is unclean. Thou shalt use instead your new oversize attic. X. Thou shalt not buy thy spouse a new floor jack for Christmas; for it is winter. A 100,000 btu salamander heater showeth true consideration for her comfort. |