| Author | Message | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Member Username: Doody Post Number: 940 Registered: 11-2001 |
WE HAVE A WINNER! First off, tremendous kudos to everyone for submitting really funny stuff. Let's keep these contests up (no pun intende re: #3) - they're fun! And the winner is Gordo with his entry: Now remember, tell your mother it was buy one, get one free or I'll make you wear that jacket all summer. Please email me your snailmail info so I can get the mug out to you! Gordo was clearly among stiff competition (again, no pun intended re: #3). The finalists also included: - Jlm348's diaper switch - Efwun's kindergarten girls - Cabrio fan's Hot Wheels collection - Ferrariartist's Santa letter - 4redude's Mazda-bashing :-) With special thanks to Rob for making the final, gentlemanly decision that was really quite difficult. Doody! | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Member Username: Doody Post Number: 935 Registered: 11-2001 |
ENTRIES CLOSED ENTRIES CLOSED ENTRIES CLOSED Feel free to submit responses for the fun of it, but the winner of the mug will be chosen from submissions prior to this post. Doody! | ||
| Nebula Class (Nebulaclass)
Member Username: Nebulaclass Post Number: 305 Registered: 11-2002 |
You think those are hot? You oughta see my mommy! | ||
| James Selevan (Jselevan)
Member Username: Jselevan Post Number: 464 Registered: 6-2002 |
"Dad, I found this letter in mom�s drawer. It's the cars...or it's the kindergarten bulletin board. What's it going to be?"  | ||
| Robert J. Steinhagen (Bob)
New member Username: Bob Post Number: 8 Registered: 1-2003 |
Don't tell Daddy, but I've watched Ferris Buhler 15 times! | ||
| James Selevan (Jselevan)
Member Username: Jselevan Post Number: 463 Registered: 6-2002 |
"Dad, I'm not sure I quite understand. Now let me get this straight. You want to borrow these until I'm 16? Not on your life. Any more questions?" | ||
| Ryan550 (Ryanab)
Member Username: Ryanab Post Number: 306 Registered: 3-2002 |
"Yeah, but look at what my Dad has" "My Daddy is cooler than your Daddy!!" "That is MR. Doody to you, pal!" | ||
| Charles T (Charles)
Junior Member Username: Charles Post Number: 99 Registered: 2-2001 |
Billy's dad has a real cool minivan with a TV! | ||
| John Pray (Juanito308)
New member Username: Juanito308 Post Number: 12 Registered: 3-2003 |
Where's Ferris? | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 734 Registered: 2-2002 |
"I have over 2000 posts on FerrariBabyTalk.com. Formula One Champion here I come!" | ||
| nickm........ (Nickm)
Junior Member Username: Nickm Post Number: 225 Registered: 8-2001 |
"In twelve years my dad will never be able to enjoy his vacations, leaving me at home...hehehehe" | ||
| Timothy Guay (Timguay)
New member Username: Timguay Post Number: 6 Registered: 2-2003 |
What do you mean we need new furniture? | ||
| Timothy Guay (Timguay)
New member Username: Timguay Post Number: 5 Registered: 2-2003 |
Didn't I tell you to keep the freakin' bike out of the garage! She (5 years old) can only say Feeary. | ||
| Ron Shirley (Easy_rider)
Member Username: Easy_rider Post Number: 391 Registered: 12-2002 |
ME? YOU TALKIN' TA ME? | ||
| Andy Falsetta (Tuttebenne)
New member Username: Tuttebenne Post Number: 6 Registered: 3-2003 |
Pssst... Mommy switched the keys on daddy's key fobs, we can't wait to see what happens next time he wants to take a ride. Shhh, don't tell... | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 216 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Guess what my first word was...?" | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Member Username: Doody Post Number: 933 Registered: 11-2001 |
Hilarious stuff, folks - very amusing! Keep it coming! I'll keep entries open until late Saturday or early Sunday. At that point I'll cull the responses down to a short-list of five or so entries. Our gracious host Rob, an amused but otherwise disinterested third party, will choose the winner from among the finalists. Ciao, Doody. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2995 Registered: 8-2002 |
Gordo's was really funny... i kept trying to think of something and drew nothing but blanks but Matt kept coming with more and more- all of which were funny, but my vote goes to Brian Keegan- that's the funniest damn thing i've read all day, Brian...! | ||
| Marq J Ruben (Qferrari)
Member Username: Qferrari Post Number: 269 Registered: 2-2002 |
(whispering) ....and at night, when my parents go to sleep, me n' the boys take the cars out and... | ||
| Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Member Username: Mmayeux73 Post Number: 389 Registered: 4-2002 |
Two words for ya "Redline!" and "Tune-up!" | ||
| David A. Spear (Detailman)
Junior Member Username: Detailman Post Number: 69 Registered: 5-2002 |
"Can you guess what I do when mom and dad leave me here by my self" | ||
| Ed P. (Ebp)
Junior Member Username: Ebp Post Number: 91 Registered: 12-2002 |
"So what if my dad's name is Doody!!" | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 763 Registered: 9-2001 |
My daddy says there really his but I found that winning lotto ticket. | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 3100 Registered: 9-2001 |
"Des, you thought you were lucky  " | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Junior Member Username: Tec Post Number: 75 Registered: 2-2002 |
"Guess who's not going to college!" Just kidding. Cute kid. | ||
| Brian Keegan (4redude)
Junior Member Username: 4redude Post Number: 88 Registered: 7-2002 |
I got yer "zoom-zoom" right here pal! | ||
| Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Intermediate Member Username: 4re_gt4 Post Number: 1013 Registered: 4-2002 |
This is probably the funniest thread I've ever seen here. Keep it up guys. Unfortunately I can't think of anything that hasn't already been said. PS Doody: Nice cars, great kid! | ||
| Matt (Matt_lamotte)
Member Username: Matt_lamotte Post Number: 266 Registered: 10-2002 |
Young Rubens Barrichello will not wear his HANS device or his training pants today or tomorrow and that's FINAL!!! | ||
| stu cordova (Balataboy)
Member Username: Balataboy Post Number: 427 Registered: 4-2001 |
I vote for Gordo's - very funny!!!!! | ||
| Racer 001 (Mr_0011)
Member Username: Mr_0011 Post Number: 534 Registered: 3-2002 |
LOL @ GThomas! Good one. | ||
| GThomas (Ferrariartist)
Junior Member Username: Ferrariartist Post Number: 54 Registered: 2-2003 |
 | ||
| GThomas (Ferrariartist)
Junior Member Username: Ferrariartist Post Number: 53 Registered: 2-2003 |
Barney?!?! I dont need no stinkin' Barney!!! | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 3096 Registered: 9-2001 |
"I told my Dad he has to learn to share his toys" | ||
| Alex Lee (Alxlee)
Junior Member Username: Alxlee Post Number: 62 Registered: 4-2002 |
"Pleeeeeaaaase daddy!" | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 328 Registered: 2-2002 |
Enzo di Ringraziamenti di Decisioni di Decisioni di decisioni per le scelte (Translation = Decisions Decisions Decisions Thanks Enzo for the choices) | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 3093 Registered: 9-2001 |
great thread - lol turned out to be a good photo to caption | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 2990 Registered: 8-2002 |
"Hey, Jonas- don't put the picture in your profile after you snap it, ok...?" (Sorry, after 12+ hours, i couldn't think of anything else... ) | ||
| Eric (Vette)
New member Username: Vette Post Number: 19 Registered: 3-2003 |
"do YOU know where I hid my ice cream?" | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Junior Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 178 Registered: 7-2002 |
Hello nice to meet you I'm Pappageorgio, a ride, ha fogetaboutit, Wade | ||
| Bart Boonacker (Sharky666)
Junior Member Username: Sharky666 Post Number: 235 Registered: 9-2002 |
"Mmmm, what does this button do ?!" "Hey you ! you little men inside the camera" "Don't you eyeball me, boy !" Great contest, but not needed to put a price on it IMO. | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1819 Registered: 4-2002 |
"ILL GET YOU CHRIS SAWYEER FOR THOSE PHONY RAFFLE TICKETS" CUTE KID DOODY... BRUCE | ||
| Gordo A. (Gordo)
New member Username: Gordo Post Number: 19 Registered: 2-2003 |
Now remember, tell your mother it was buy one, get one free or I'll make you wear that jacket all summer | ||
| Modified348ts (Modman)
Member Username: Modman Post Number: 523 Registered: 11-2001 |
"These are my future PowerWheels when I can reach the pedals" "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid" "Look at me! not the cars.." Mr Doody, when your kid grows up he'll have some stories to tell. Nice looking kid, he's lucky and so are you... | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 492 Registered: 10-2002 |
Wun...Tooo...Twee 55... Fo...Fi-fiddy!! | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 491 Registered: 10-2002 |
Ready or not, here I come! (Now where did he put those keys...) | ||
| Michael Davidson (Cabrio_fan)
New member Username: Cabrio_fan Post Number: 37 Registered: 3-2002 |
"Me and dad both collect hot wheels." | ||
| Michael Davidson (Cabrio_fan)
New member Username: Cabrio_fan Post Number: 36 Registered: 3-2002 |
"I can't count to 10 yet but I know the numbers 355 and 550." | ||
| Jon P. Kofod (95f355c)
Member Username: 95f355c Post Number: 542 Registered: 8-2001 |
Awesome! Mom and dad gone for four hours, I just made sure we ran out of milk and my 17 year old baby sitter just got her drivers permit. Now where are those keys!!!!!!!!! Regards, Jon P. Kofod 1995 F355 Challenge #23 | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 215 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Whats yours is mine, right Dad??" | ||
| Ming Cheng (Onlinesys)
Member Username: Onlinesys Post Number: 263 Registered: 5-2002 |
"Dad, I made Doo-Doo on the Yellow car" | ||
| PSk (Psk)
Member Username: Psk Post Number: 302 Registered: 11-2002 |
"Dad, can we just go over the fine print on your will here ..." | ||
| Johns (Modenaf1fan)
Junior Member Username: Modenaf1fan Post Number: 236 Registered: 11-2002 |
in a low voice.. "now listen here boy, the yellow one is MINE!!" | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Junior Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 177 Registered: 7-2002 |
"KING ME" If you don't get it (the checker board floor) Wade | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 1506 Registered: 7-2001 |
And you say I don't need more toys! | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 214 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Dad, we need a bigguh gaa-wage.." | ||
| EFWUN (Efwun)
Member Username: Efwun Post Number: 305 Registered: 2-2003 |
"If Daddy would only let me take the yellow one, I'll bet I could pick up one of those older kindergarten girls!" | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3324 Registered: 8-2002 |
Boy is mom gonna be mad when she finds out her minivan has been traded in. | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 1503 Registered: 7-2001 |
Wait until you hear the Barney theme song on the awesome stereo! | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 213 Registered: 2-2003 |
*exhasporated* "Yes Dad, I remember, heel-toe.." | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3314 Registered: 8-2002 |
I made a Doody! | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 212 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Do you see what I see??" | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 732 Registered: 2-2002 |
"Eat your heart out DES!" | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 211 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Welcome to the 'real deal'.." | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 948 Registered: 1-2002 |
"Daddy calls himself Mr. Doody? HA! I'LL show you who's REALLY Mr. "Doody"! Get a load of this! Unnngh!" | ||
| Russ Turner (Snj5)
Junior Member Username: Snj5 Post Number: 51 Registered: 2-2003 |
I asked someone to donate a Ferrari to me on FChat and look what happened... Humor Reference: http://www.ferrarichat.com/discus/messages/21/224371.html?1048813548 | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 210 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Hee hee, playtime!" | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 209 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Two years old, two much fun, two bad for you!" | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3307 Registered: 8-2002 |
I farted in the black one before I got out. | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 208 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Eee-knee meee-knee... mii-knee moe..." | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 486 Registered: 10-2002 |
C'mon Dad... let's go before mom wakes up! | ||
| Russ Turner (Snj5)
New member Username: Snj5 Post Number: 50 Registered: 2-2003 |
I'm pickin' up all three Power Puff girls with these wheels.... | ||
| John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner Post Number: 590 Registered: 3-2002 |
"Little Johnny was mature for his age: While other kids were still sucking on pacifiers, Johnny was busy amassing an awesome collection of F-cars." | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3306 Registered: 8-2002 |
Give me a treat, you get gas. Give them gas, and you get a treat. | ||
| Russ Turner (Snj5)
New member Username: Snj5 Post Number: 49 Registered: 2-2003 |
You ought to see what I got for my other tooth..... | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3305 Registered: 8-2002 |
cost of a "thomas the tank engine" video $19 cost of a box of "huggies Supreme #5's $30 cost of "sponge bob Squarepants" bedding set $50 The look on your Dad's face at Daycare drop off... PRICELESS | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 485 Registered: 10-2002 |
Average cost of oil change: $150 Average cost of car: $150k+ Average cost per mile to own: $1.50 The look on my kid's face when we go out for a drive: PRICELESS. For everything else, there's Mastercard. | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3304 Registered: 8-2002 |
Nothing funny about the name Doody now, huh looser. | ||
| Mike Clark (Vipersrt)
Junior Member Username: Vipersrt Post Number: 65 Registered: 10-2002 |
You just can't hide money man, just can't hide money. | ||
| Tillman Strahan (Tillman)
Member Username: Tillman Post Number: 488 Registered: 11-2001 |
"13 and a half years to go...." | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 207 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Wanna race?" | ||
| Russ Turner (Snj5)
New member Username: Snj5 Post Number: 48 Registered: 2-2003 |
Now this is my kind of Montessori school..... | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3301 Registered: 8-2002 |
So.... how you doin? | ||
| Russ Turner (Snj5)
New member Username: Snj5 Post Number: 47 Registered: 2-2003 |
I'll let you have both of them for a box of Capn Crunch and a Blue's Clues tape...... | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3300 Registered: 8-2002 |
I got your soccer mom right here. | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 206 Registered: 2-2003 |
"(quietly) I know where the keys are..." | ||
| Jean-Louis (Jlm348)
Member Username: Jlm348 Post Number: 484 Registered: 11-2002 |
I've just changed Daddy's cleaning Diaper's with a Diaper of my own- I wonder how long it will take him to find out? | ||
| Horsefly (Arlie)
Member Username: Arlie Post Number: 897 Registered: 5-2002 |
"My coat matches either car, so I drive whichever one that I want. You got a problem with that?" | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3298 Registered: 8-2002 |
Welcome to this edition of "daycare cribs" | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 3297 Registered: 8-2002 |
Got Ferrari? | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Member Username: Doody Post Number: 928 Registered: 11-2001 |
Welcome to the unofficial FerrariChat Caption Contest (FCCC) #1! You're given a picture, and you have to come up with and post a caption for it. The most amusing/cleverest caption wins a yellow Ferrari coffee mug with a SF shield on it:  Here's the "captionless" photo below! Do keep in mind that this is my boy (he's two and a half), so keep it relatively polite or I'll have to hunt you down and clean your clock :-)  Not sure this is the best photo to start a series of these with, but we'll see! Doody! |