| Author | Message | ||
| EFWUN (Efwun)
Member Username: Efwun Post Number: 439 Registered: 2-2003 |
Well, I did say you're not supposed to be that funny; but nevertheless, I held out hope! | ||
| L. Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
Intermediate Member Username: Lwausbrooks Post Number: 1341 Registered: 8-2002 |
EFWUN: I have no sense of humor that I am aware of. | ||
| EFWUN (Efwun)
Member Username: Efwun Post Number: 435 Registered: 2-2003 |
Oh, I see. | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Junior Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 204 Registered: 12-2002 |
Thank you, Wayne. And thanks to everyone who voted for me. I was going to add another caption, something about "We lost the champagne for the podium celebration, do you suppose you could shake this and...." But that would be in poor taste, wouldn't it? | ||
| L. Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
Intermediate Member Username: Lwausbrooks Post Number: 1330 Registered: 8-2002 |
EFWUN, that wasn't my answer! I was quoting Jeff B. (look further down the page). My vote is definitely with Jeff. | ||
| EFWUN (Efwun)
Member Username: Efwun Post Number: 434 Registered: 2-2003 |
Gotta cast my vote for L.W.A. Too funny!! | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 3176 Registered: 8-2002 |
Ok, then let the people decide...  Monday, whoever has the most votes will get the awesome prize...! | ||
| Dan (Bobafett)
Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 350 Registered: 9-2002 |
My vote goes to Jeff B. - that one got an audible chuckle! :D --Dan | ||
| EFWUN (Efwun)
Member Username: Efwun Post Number: 423 Registered: 2-2003 |
UNFAIR!! Wayne, you're not supposed to be that funny!! | ||
| L. Wayne Ausbrooks (Lwausbrooks)
Intermediate Member Username: Lwausbrooks Post Number: 1324 Registered: 8-2002 |
"Shocker in qualifying! Amidst stiff competition, Bernie grabs the pole from Michael!" I say Jeff B. is the winner. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 3158 Registered: 8-2002 |
You know, Ron, i was just thinking about this, earlier this morning and then i forgot... i need Rob to pick a winner... i can't do it, it wouldn't be fair... Rob...? Can you pick a winner for me...? (Hey, get your finger out of your nose, that's not what i mean...!) | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 593 Registered: 5-2002 |
Des, A few days have gone by. It's time | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 552 Registered: 5-2002 |
"Doc, is it really necessary to give me my exam now?" Doc- "Shut up and cough!" Racer #3- "WOW! I can't wait for my turn" Racer #4- "What time was your exam? I'm not to sure about this.. | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 3115 Registered: 9-2001 |
guess where my other hand is | ||
| Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Member Username: Mmayeux73 Post Number: 392 Registered: 4-2002 |
"Man this VIP pass sure is coming in handy" "Is that a horse prancing in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" "Jesus, those Germans are sure hospitable" | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 963 Registered: 1-2002 |
"This is why you are World Champ, me boy!" | ||
| Gordo A. (Gordo)
New member Username: Gordo Post Number: 22 Registered: 2-2003 |
Now Michael the grip is tight and I know you can't speak, but just so we understand each other, if you and Rubens ever try 'team rules' on us again, I won't just squeeze'm, I'll crush'em OK? Just smile and nod if you agree... | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Junior Member Username: Tec Post Number: 76 Registered: 2-2002 |
Like one of those inspirational posters: TEAMWORK "Now that's what I call taking one for the team." | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 961 Registered: 1-2002 |
" 'scuse me while I whip this out..." | ||
| EFWUN (Efwun)
Member Username: Efwun Post Number: 334 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Well, I always heard Bernie would do anything for money!!" | ||
| Carl Roberts (Carl63_99)
New member Username: Carl63_99 Post Number: 41 Registered: 10-2001 |
"Dude, you don't have to use a stick, I've got the F1 system!" | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Junior Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 193 Registered: 12-2002 |
Michael is "all smiles" after his first tryout with the HANDS device!! | ||
| Roel de Fouw (Spawnz)
Junior Member Username: Spawnz Post Number: 135 Registered: 6-2002 |
Bernie is getting quite good at shifting the stick around. "Don't forget to rev it up", micheal whispers. | ||
| I can't drive 55 (Sparetireless)
New member Username: Sparetireless Post Number: 43 Registered: 1-2003 |
The Dad talking, "Someday daughter, this will all be your ex-husbands!" | ||
| Mark Pautz (Malfark)
Junior Member Username: Malfark Post Number: 121 Registered: 10-2002 |
"Winning wasn't THAT hard was it Michael"?? | ||
| Jonas Petersen (Karsten335)
Member Username: Karsten335 Post Number: 302 Registered: 11-2002 |
"Hey Schummi, won't you take me for a RIDE" | ||
| Bart Boonacker (Sharky666)
Junior Member Username: Sharky666 Post Number: 238 Registered: 9-2002 |
Coulthard : "Hehehe, Thank god for not signing me to Ferrari" Barichello: "Hakkinnen, you want some aswell ?" Hakkinnen: "HiHiHi, (sad-voice) I don't get it !?" | ||
| Thomas Saupe (Tom_s)
New member Username: Tom_s Post Number: 33 Registered: 1-2003 |
In the spirit of the new rules, Mr Ecclestone is personally checking for illegal driver aids. | ||
| Leonardo Soccolich (Lens)
Member Username: Lens Post Number: 266 Registered: 3-2001 |
Bubble over David's head: "Now Why Didn't I Sit Next to Bernie?" | ||
| J Michael Jordan (Fonce_r_cheval)
New member Username: Fonce_r_cheval Post Number: 31 Registered: 11-2002 |
I like Miltonian's post. Or, how about, "Michael, you forgot your underwear this morning, and your fly is open!" | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Junior Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 190 Registered: 12-2002 |
"Thanks for trying to help, Bernie, but that isn't what I meant when I said I needed more grip on the hard compound!!" | ||
| Norm Plaistowe (Normp)
Junior Member Username: Normp Post Number: 140 Registered: 11-2001 |
Rubens: "Hey Bernie, that's a my job" | ||
| Ryan550 (Ryanab)
Member Username: Ryanab Post Number: 307 Registered: 3-2002 |
"Solid on and off the track" | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Junior Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 188 Registered: 12-2002 |
Shocker in qualifying! Amidst stiff competition, Bernie grabs the pole from Michael! | ||
| Amir H. (355spiderman)
Junior Member Username: 355spiderman Post Number: 79 Registered: 5-2002 |
"Your Toyte" (Goldmember always says this alot) "I LOOOOOOOVE GOOOOOOOLD" | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 224 Registered: 2-2003 |
"So, the Cavallino really does flow through your blood!" | ||
| Dave (Parts_man_soda)
Junior Member Username: Parts_man_soda Post Number: 114 Registered: 8-2002 |
"So you ARE DA MAN !" | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 222 Registered: 2-2003 |
"So, how you 'doin?'" | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 221 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Mind if I take you for a.. drive?" "Do those watching have any idea how much these things are worth?" "I love a nice Italian sausage!" | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Junior Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 220 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Jesus, talented on and off the track!" "By golly, they ARE brass!" "I see why Danica likes you..." "Oh no, Mr. Schumacher, please... allow me!" | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 3007 Registered: 8-2002 |
 (None of these guys are related to me, so feel free to say whatever the hell you want... ) EDIT: Sorry- i forgot to mention; since i don't have any Ferrari coffee mugs or anything like that, the winner of this contest gets a Hot Wheels 1:59 red Ferrari Enzo (i have a few extra ) |