| Author | Message | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Junior Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 228 Registered: 12-2002 |
OK - I'm a little late with the results, but after checking the Yuk-o-meter, I have decided to award the prize (drum roll, please) to .... BEN LOBENSTEIN, for his lengthy DEScourse in the style of our young mad chatter. Your prize, Ben, is a small selection of Ferrari stickers that will be mailed to you if you care to email me offline with your address. Thanks to all participants for your efforts! | ||
| TWA (Exoticars)
Junior Member Username: Exoticars Post Number: 97 Registered: 8-2001 |
Where are your tits? Under my shirt, as I don't show them off so blatantly as you do your penis. Can you please move it out of my way now so I can continue my walk? | ||
| Spyder (Spyder)
New member Username: Spyder Post Number: 16 Registered: 10-2002 |
"Honey, if you didn't get Sick going around the curves you could ride." "See ya on the other side" | ||
| Ken (Allyn)
Member Username: Allyn Post Number: 828 Registered: 10-2001 |
Girl: "Ou est le anti-war protest" Guy: "Just over the next hill, lose the pack and hop in!" | ||
| peter james moran (Pjm)
New member Username: Pjm Post Number: 42 Registered: 3-2002 |
Ass, Gas, or Grass? Nobody rides for free! | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Junior Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 223 Registered: 12-2002 |
After day one, we have some pretty good entries, keep 'em coming on day two! I'll put the deadline at midnight Saturday and announce the winner and the big prize on Sunday. In case anyone wonders, the picture came from "Automobile Year" #18, 1970-71. | ||
| J Michael Jordan (Fonce_r_cheval)
New member Username: Fonce_r_cheval Post Number: 36 Registered: 11-2002 |
Arlie's was the funniest so far-- at least he gets my vote. | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 667 Registered: 12-2002 |
Dave gets my vote  Im not creative enough to think of my own lol...Anyone going to do another photoshopping contest? I could do that | ||
| Tillman Strahan (Tillman)
Member Username: Tillman Post Number: 526 Registered: 11-2001 |
Him: "It's an Enzo, baby, and I'm a professional photographer..." | ||
| Horsefly (Arlie)
Member Username: Arlie Post Number: 966 Registered: 5-2002 |
Lady: Excuse me sir, are you driving to Rome? Man: Actually no. The timing belt snapped years ago, so I just coast down the hill every once in a while. Can you help me push it back up? Or maybe you could just sit inside and go VROOM, VROOM while I shift the gears. OR, Lady: Hi, I'm Nika. Love your yellow Dino. Man: It's a Ferrari, I swear it is. Hop in and read these stacks of documentation then tell me otherwise. | ||
| Ben Lobenstein 90 TR (Benjet)
Intermediate Member Username: Benjet Post Number: 1096 Registered: 1-2001 |
Driver to pedestrian: "Hi My name is DES, they call me Sickspeed (get it right now it's SICKspeed not 6-speed), and I'm a Ferrari(chat) addict, I just traded my Saturn on this Ferrari...but it's not a REAL Ferrari becuase this guy I know - Frank - says so, anyway I'm out here speading the love of ENZO, DINO, SERGIO, BRUCEY, and Vinny! Care to join me on an adventure? I've been sent by "the Don" to find Roberto L. who lives in a town just on the other side or Maranello - South Lake, sounds like such a lovely place doesn't it?...What are you doing walking at a time like this, let's go c'mon, c'mon.....I drive like Schumi but I have NO clue where the heck I'm goin, and you look like you have some sence of direction, and maybe know how to turn a wrench if I needed it.....Hey maybe you have some form or wireless internet device in that bag, would it bother you if I logged into FC and gave them an update....you are the greatest.....ok off to find Roberto L. ruler of the FChat world. While we are on the road, I'l regail you with my tales of...." | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 3203 Registered: 9-2001 |
Des, is that really you? | ||
| Erik (Teenferrarifan)
New member Username: Teenferrarifan Post Number: 30 Registered: 2-2003 |
I told you I made my choice and its the car now take your stuff and get out of my house. BTW don't breath on my car I just got it waxes. erik | ||
| Bruce Wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1836 Registered: 4-2002 |
"EXUTE ME PLEE" DO YOU KNOW WHERE DES LIVE?? " I THINKA MY WIFA HAVING PHONE SEX WITHA HIM ON THE PUTER" THAT MAN A NEVA SLEEPA" (ITALIAN ACCENT) | ||
| Lucas Taratus (Karmavore)
Junior Member Username: Karmavore Post Number: 123 Registered: 12-2002 |
how about... "someone call for a berlinetta?" | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 390 Registered: 2-2002 |
"Have you ever seen Girls Gone Wild?" | ||
| Mitchel DeFrancis (4re308)
Member Username: 4re308 Post Number: 813 Registered: 6-2001 |
Someone call for a cab? | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1079 Registered: 1-2002 |
"Is that your 'gated shifter' or are you just happy to see me?"   | ||
| Jason Wesoky (Wesokyjb)
Junior Member Username: Wesokyjb Post Number: 57 Registered: 1-2003 |
Girl: "Can I have a .... Oh my God, put some pants on!" Guy (Italian accent): "What-a, you no a-like?" | ||
| Jason Wesoky (Wesokyjb)
Junior Member Username: Wesokyjb Post Number: 56 Registered: 1-2003 |
"No, it's not a Datsun!" | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 809 Registered: 9-2001 |
What do you mean there's no trunk space??? | ||
| Howie (Brokerofexotics)
Member Username: Brokerofexotics Post Number: 452 Registered: 11-2001 |
"Excuse me, how do I get to the nearest independent Ferrari shop?" | ||
| Michael Davidson (Cabrio_fan)
New member Username: Cabrio_fan Post Number: 38 Registered: 3-2002 |
Honey... I ~really~ don't think we're going to need the large Ferrari toolkit for this trip. | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Junior Member Username: Tec Post Number: 78 Registered: 2-2002 |
Apologies to TomD, I didn't read the rest of the responses before I posted and now I realize our jokes are similar. | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Junior Member Username: Tec Post Number: 77 Registered: 2-2002 |
"Look woman, if you insist on bringing all those shoes up to the cabin you'll have to lug them up there yourself, cuz there's no freakin' way that bag is getting in this car!" | ||
| Terry (Dogue)
Member Username: Dogue Post Number: 318 Registered: 9-2001 |
"Excuse me, Could you give direct me to the nearest StarBucks?" | ||
| Jim E (Jimpo1)
Intermediate Member Username: Jimpo1 Post Number: 1607 Registered: 7-2001 |
I told you Jaques, I'm TIRED of carrying your car cover around! | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 542 Registered: 10-2002 |
Autobahn? Umm... I think you missed a turn somewhere... | ||
| Johns (Modenaf1fan)
Member Username: Modenaf1fan Post Number: 264 Registered: 11-2002 |
guy: ello maddam! girl: u want sucky sucky or f*ck | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 388 Registered: 2-2002 |
"Can I get a Big Mac with cheese and a order of freedom fries and a coke" | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1075 Registered: 1-2002 |
"OK, here's the deal: Chirac has told me to give you 5,000 Euros, and to take Mr. Hussein out of your backpack. I will drive him to Paris from here."  | ||
| Ben Lobenstein 90 TR (Benjet)
Intermediate Member Username: Benjet Post Number: 1095 Registered: 1-2001 |
Just becuase this car is yellow, doesn't mean I have any Grey Poupon! It's made in Italy not FRANCE! | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 624 Registered: 5-2002 |
I told you Henry, It's me or the car and you odviously didn't believe me.. I'M OUT OF HERE! | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 3191 Registered: 9-2001 |
I can give you a lift but the bag will have to stay here | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 3190 Registered: 9-2001 |
"Frank says thats a dino - I don't care what badging you have on it" | ||
| Lucas Taratus (Karmavore)
Junior Member Username: Karmavore Post Number: 118 Registered: 12-2002 |
"Actually, it *is* a Ferrari!" | ||
| philip (Fanatic1)
Junior Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 98 Registered: 2-2003 |
Yeah, I used to have one just like that....... | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 622 Registered: 5-2002 |
Damn allen beat me to it.. How about this.. "Excuse me, Do you have any Golden spicy brown mustard" | ||
| Byron (Bmyth)
Member Username: Bmyth Post Number: 541 Registered: 10-2002 |
Are you kidding me? 2000 Lira isn't gonna cut it, buddy. | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 621 Registered: 5-2002 |
"Excuse me? Is that Bugle Boy jeans your wearing?" | ||
| allan fiedler (Allanlambo)
Member Username: Allanlambo Post Number: 395 Registered: 6-2002 |
"Pardon me, are those Bonjour jeans your wearing?" | ||
| Tillman Strahan (Tillman)
Member Username: Tillman Post Number: 524 Registered: 11-2001 |
AAA service in Outer Mongolia just isn't up to usual standards. | ||
| Bart Boonacker (Sharky666)
Member Username: Sharky666 Post Number: 272 Registered: 9-2002 |
"I'll race ya to the top" | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Junior Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 220 Registered: 12-2002 |
OK - does anybody want to play this again? Since I won the last one, I'll be ineligible, I'll be the judge, and I'll provide the prize, to be determined based on the quality of the entries. Have fun!  |