| Author | Message | ||
| John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner Post Number: 613 Registered: 3-2002 |
Man to woman: "And you thought my Ferrari gave you pleasure..." | ||
| Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Member Username: Mmayeux73 Post Number: 419 Registered: 4-2002 |
"buonasera, I'm Enzo Ferrari and this is my big cock!" | ||
| William H (Countachxx)
Intermediate Member Username: Countachxx Post Number: 2381 Registered: 2-2001 |
My Cock is SO Big it wont fit in my Ferrari | ||
| J Claxton (Clax)
New member Username: Clax Post Number: 36 Registered: 10-2002 |
"It's funny how your cock looks much bigger when standing next to a Ferrari Enzo..." | ||
| J Claxton (Clax)
New member Username: Clax Post Number: 35 Registered: 10-2002 |
"Would you rather have a big cock, or a Ferrari Enzo?" | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1288 Registered: 1-2002 |
If you have a large cock, you don't need a Ferrari. And, LOL, Steven R.!! | ||
| "The Don" (Mlemus)
Advanced Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 4213 Registered: 8-2002 |
WAY OFF TOPIC | ||
| Brian Jackett (Brian_jackett)
Junior Member Username: Brian_jackett Post Number: 61 Registered: 12-2002 |
Look at that Enzo and large Cock! | ||
| Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
Junior Member Username: Ferraristuff Post Number: 177 Registered: 4-2003 |
Yet another woman to DES: "OH MY! That cock is WAY too big for my little Enzo!" | ||
| Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic)
Member Username: Enjoythemusic Post Number: 381 Registered: 4-2002 |
(Said like my usual e-mail to "uninitiated" gals... for those who do not know my "reputation") Most girls say guys with exotic sports cars have small cocks. The attached picture proves them all wrong :-) ...... and now a joke ...... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." -That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." -That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride in your Ferrari Enzo, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -That's Public Relations You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." -That's Brand Recognition . . . . 'nuff said... | ||
| Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
Junior Member Username: Ferraristuff Post Number: 161 Registered: 4-2003 |
Ciao Enzo! Feeling cocky today? | ||
| Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
Junior Member Username: Ferraristuff Post Number: 160 Registered: 4-2003 |
Small car, BIG cock.... | ||
| Dave Penhale (Dapper)
Member Username: Dapper Post Number: 633 Registered: 4-2002 |
Cock-E! | ||
| ross koller (Ross)
Intermediate Member Username: Ross Post Number: 1111 Registered: 3-2002 |
the symbol of france. the symbol of italy. wouldn't you rather be italian ? | ||
| Vincent (Vincent348)
Junior Member Username: Vincent348 Post Number: 97 Registered: 4-2003 |
What car? | ||
| Dan (Bobafett)
Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 460 Registered: 9-2002 |
Ok boys, since its already bad... What was that about Ferrari owners? Compensation? Lady, check out this cock! Or, next to my ferrari, my cock is wood! --Dan | ||
| Michael Davidson (Cabrio_fan)
New member Username: Cabrio_fan Post Number: 45 Registered: 3-2002 |
Woman to DES: "Is that an Enzo in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?" | ||
| JohnR. (Rivee)
Junior Member Username: Rivee Post Number: 184 Registered: 1-2002 |
Guys who drive Ferrari's don't need large Cocks | ||
| Gabe V (Racerxgto)
New member Username: Racerxgto Post Number: 23 Registered: 4-2003 |
The most interesting thing she did all night is touch my cock and Ferrari. | ||
| Peter (Bubba)
Member Username: Bubba Post Number: 293 Registered: 5-2002 |
Hey, look! My cock is also rosso corsa! | ||
| Patrick Denonville (Arizonaguy)
New member Username: Arizonaguy Post Number: 33 Registered: 4-2003 |
I bet that cock and Enzo gets you chicks! | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Junior Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 89 Registered: 4-2003 |
I'm compensating for a genetic betrayal..... DrS | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 350 Registered: 2-2003 |
"This" + "This" = ...Steven, take over from here?? You keep your cock in your garage? I like mine on display. | ||
| Spyder (Spyder)
New member Username: Spyder Post Number: 17 Registered: 10-2002 |
Buying that Ferrari made your cock look bigger. | ||
| TWA (Exoticars)
Junior Member Username: Exoticars Post Number: 99 Registered: 8-2001 |
You spent a MILLION dollars for your cock?!?!?! I got mine for $29.95.......and it's bigger. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 3611 Registered: 8-2002 |
Not sure how well this one will go over, since the picture is pretty abstract and there are no people in it, but i know most of the board is really creative, so what the hell... It's listed as adults only because of the obvious replies it's going to generate... Same prize again, a 1:60 Hot Wheels Ferrari Enzo goes to the winner...   |