| Author | Message | ||
| Ernest Riggen (Ernest)
New member Username: Ernest Post Number: 8 Registered: 4-2002 |
The Washington Bullets are thinking about changing their name in order to be less associated with crime ... From now on they want to be known simply as the Bullets. Sorry. | ||
| Steven Pham (Stevendp)
Junior Member Username: Stevendp Post Number: 51 Registered: 11-2001 |
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in awhile they send us a free candle." The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls." The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you." | ||
| Edward Gault (Irfgt)
Intermediate Member Username: Irfgt Post Number: 1051 Registered: 2-2001 |
Do you know how to double the value of a Yugo? Fill it up with gas. | ||
| Tyler (Bahiaau)
Junior Member Username: Bahiaau Post Number: 220 Registered: 12-2001 |
LOL | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 741 Registered: 6-2001 |
Thats pretty good. I have some jokes too but they may offend some people because of their ethnic nature. Heres one thats not so bad. How do you take away half an italian's vocabulary? Cut off one of his arms. (same joke applies for homosexuals too)no offense inteded | ||
| William H (Countachxx)
Intermediate Member Username: Countachxx Post Number: 1158 Registered: 2-2001 |
A cruise ship wrecks near a string of deserted islands somewhere near the Equator. On each island stranded are : 2 Italian men & 1 Italian woman 2 Frenchmen & 1 French woman 2 German men & 1 german woman 2 Greek men & 1 greek woman 2 Englishmen & 1 english woman 2 Bulgarian men & 1 bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men & 1 japanese woman 2 Chinese men & 1 chinese woman 2 American men & 1 american woman 2 Irish men & 1 irish woman One month later on each seperate island the following occurances have happened 1 Italian man kills the other italian man to stay with the woman The three French people r happily living together in a Menage a trois the 2 german men have carefully organized the island and have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the german woman The 2 greek men r sleeping with each other & the greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them The 2 Englishmen r waiting for someone to introduce them to the english woman The 2 bulgarian men take 1 long look at the ocean and another long look at the bulgarian woman & start swimming The 2 Japanese men have faxed tokyo & r awaiting instructions The 2 chinese men have opened a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant and a laudramat and got the Chinese woman pregnant in oreder to have employees for their stores The 1 American men r contemplating the virtues of suicide cus the american woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can, the necesity of fullfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand & palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion & treated her better than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving & how at least the taxes r low & its not raining The 2 irishmen have divided the island into North & South and set up a distlillery, they dont remember sex with the irish woman cus their heads get a bit foggy after the first few litres of coconot whiskey. But they r satisfied cus at least the english r not having any fun  |