| Author | Message | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Junior Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 219 Registered: 7-2002 |
COngrats Dave, send me an address to mail your winnings too. Wade | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 5010 Registered: 12-2000 |
And the Winner is... "The Dave" (Sparetireless) with... "A/C blows ice cold" All were very good, but this one was simply to the point funny. | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 5009 Registered: 12-2000 |
It's very hard to pick, so after reading them through about 5 times, I picked out some finalists and I will pick the winner shortly. Freakin' defroster... For sale: Porsche 911, always garaged, never driven in rain, never tracked or raced, call... "Honey, I'll sell the Porsche when Hell freezes over." "A dyslexic's worst nightmare is realized when he accidentally put the anti-freeze on the front porch" Yeah I've got some pretty cool cars, they're in the garage. Porsche STILL struggling with watercooling on the 911. "Holy Frozen Automobiles Batman, This has got to be Mr. Freeze's secret Hideout!" Behold...Vanilla Ice's Garage. Most original car insurance fraud attempt EVER. "A/C blows ice cold" Forget the Porsche and VW, I've found a wooly mammoth in the corner! "Holy Frozen Assets Sweet Heart" | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Junior Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 218 Registered: 7-2002 |
Ok guys time is UP, I will now wait on our estemed webmast (chatmaster) to decide on a lucky winner Wade | ||
| John A (Jarends)
Junior Member Username: Jarends Post Number: 224 Registered: 7-2001 |
Driving the Ferrari, alway gets a cold shoulder from those Porsches, | ||
| Glen C Winters (Wildwarrior)
New member Username: Wildwarrior Post Number: 16 Registered: 3-2003 |
"Holy Frozen Assets Sweet Heart" | ||
| JohnR. (Rivee)
Junior Member Username: Rivee Post Number: 217 Registered: 1-2002 |
I like Jack Habits: "Porsche continuing to have problems resolving the water cooling issues of the 911's" | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 310 Registered: 12-2002 |
"Extreme Eskimo Garages" pulled decent ratings in the far North, but couldn't hold its time slot in NASCAR country. | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 309 Registered: 12-2002 |
I told the obnoxious foreigner who moved in next door that he and his cars could go get "flocked", and he took me literally! Come on, witty people, any more ideas? "Everybody funny, now you funny, too". | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 304 Registered: 12-2002 |
Tricked out in fake snow and icicles, these "icers" reflect the trend started in the new Vin Diesel movie "I Cruise With Studs", opening soon at a theatre near you! Get the soundtrack CD featuring Rob Lay (is that his real name?) doing his new hit single, "Yo, Germany". | ||
| John A (Jarends)
Junior Member Username: Jarends Post Number: 213 Registered: 7-2001 |
On second thought, lets just take a cab. | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Junior Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 217 Registered: 7-2002 |
Rob is busy to late Sunday so the we will go until Sunday afternoon say around 3pm CST for the deadline Wade | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Junior Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 216 Registered: 7-2002 |
A couple more days guys, our estemed webmaster Rob Lay will be doing the judgeing this weekend, so the contest will be closed Friday at midnight. this is fun there have been some real winners here Wade | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 303 Registered: 12-2002 |
Tonight on "Trading Spaces", Tonya Harding and the neighbor she doesn't really like very much! | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 302 Registered: 12-2002 |
Bob couldn't understand why investors wouldn't go along with his idea for an indoor car wash in Fargo. | ||
| Jeff B. (Miltonian)
Member Username: Miltonian Post Number: 301 Registered: 12-2002 |
Here in Siberia we have very little problem with kitty footprints on our cars! | ||
| Paul Loussia (Bumboola)
New member Username: Bumboola Post Number: 45 Registered: 3-2003 |
Settle down Rob. It's time for your medication. | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 4981 Registered: 12-2000 |
Yo, Germany, Let's kick it! Ice Ice Porsche, Ice Ice Porsche All right stop, Drive up and listen Ice is back with my brand new VW Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I race like a Ferrari daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn off the lights and the headers glow To the extreme I drive a Porsche like a vandal Light up the rears and wax a Vette like a candle. Brake, Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a nitrous hit Deadly, when I drive a dope car Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, You better gain way You better hit the apex, The kid don't play If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla, Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla, Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla Now that the track is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking Vipers like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a Tubi And a hi hat with a souped up Tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my Porsche With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi Did you stop? No -- I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla, Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla, Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the gold chain lambos Enough to shake and blow holes in the block 'Cause my style's like a nitrous hit Feasible driving that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla, Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla, Ice Ice Porsche Vanilla Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice Porsche Too cold, Ice Ice Porsche Too cold Too cold Ice Ice Porsche Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Porsche Too cold Too cold | ||
| M.J. Callie (Dream_cars)
New member Username: Dream_cars Post Number: 10 Registered: 5-2003 |
i thought this was a garage, it didnt look like a drive in freezer last night. | ||
| GThomas (Ferrariartist)
Junior Member Username: Ferrariartist Post Number: 131 Registered: 2-2003 |
School Field Trip in 2914: TourGuide: ...and this is how spacemen in the late 20th century would be able to take their vehicles to space... Kids: ooooooooooooooooooooo! GT | ||
| Horsefly (Arlie)
Intermediate Member Username: Arlie Post Number: 1147 Registered: 5-2002 |
Excited archeologist: Forget the Porsche and VW, I've found a wooly mammoth in the corner! | ||
| Marcus Mayeux (Mmayeux73)
Member Username: Mmayeux73 Post Number: 431 Registered: 4-2002 |
***FOR SALE*** Jeep, VW, and Porsche used in the last Bond film (Ice Castle scene), they still have props on. As is will pass any inspection, heater included. | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 833 Registered: 2-2002 |
So this is what the New Auto Toy Store means when they say a car is a Garage Queen. | ||
| Paul (Pcelenta)
Member Username: Pcelenta Post Number: 340 Registered: 7-2002 |
courts approve preserving baseball great Ted Williams car collection | ||
| "The Dave" (Sparetireless)
Junior Member Username: Sparetireless Post Number: 81 Registered: 1-2003 |
I like the cool car comment but I have also seen alot of classified ads that read- "A/C blows ice cold" Is this what they were talking about? | ||
| Sunny Garofalo (Jaguarxj6)
Member Username: Jaguarxj6 Post Number: 489 Registered: 2-2003 |
Local ad: "Beer fridge free to good home, will deliver. As is." | ||
| Robert Callahan (Rcallahan)
Junior Member Username: Rcallahan Post Number: 207 Registered: 7-2002 |
Lucy!!!! You have some 'splaning to do!!! | ||
| Vincent (Vincent348)
Member Username: Vincent348 Post Number: 328 Registered: 4-2003 |
ebay listing: Porshe always kept in climate controlled garage!!! | ||
| Jason Williams (Pristines4)
Member Username: Pristines4 Post Number: 305 Registered: 12-2002 |
Most original car insurance fraud attempt EVER. | ||
| SRA (Sranderson)
Junior Member Username: Sranderson Post Number: 63 Registered: 11-2002 |
What makes you think those cars were bought with drug money? | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 4962 Registered: 12-2000 |
"Bob the engineer was fired after his new prototype models weighed in at 8,000 lbs." | ||
| Gary Reed (Gary_reed)
Junior Member Username: Gary_reed Post Number: 82 Registered: 2-2002 |
"Honey, is our AAA policy paid up??" | ||
| Alex Lee (Alxlee)
Junior Member Username: Alxlee Post Number: 122 Registered: 4-2002 |
"I knew I should've gotten the C4s!" | ||
| Gary Reed (Gary_reed)
Junior Member Username: Gary_reed Post Number: 81 Registered: 2-2002 |
"In times like these, AAA is there to help" | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1631 Registered: 1-2002 |
Bruce Springsteen: "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out" | ||
| Glen C Winters (Wildwarrior)
New member Username: Wildwarrior Post Number: 14 Registered: 3-2003 |
"Honey" Does this mean I have to cancel my nail appointment? | ||
| Jason Wesoky (Wesokyjb)
Junior Member Username: Wesokyjb Post Number: 106 Registered: 1-2003 |
Behold...Vanilla Ice's Garage. If I don't win, my vote goes to philip's Batman submission | ||
| philip (Fanatic1)
Junior Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 233 Registered: 2-2003 |
"Holy Frozen Automobiles Batman, This has got to be Mr. Freeze's secret Hideout!" "Steady Robin, this could get a bit nippy" | ||
| arthur chambers (Art355)
Intermediate Member Username: Art355 Post Number: 1702 Registered: 6-2001 |
I told her they were loaners. | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 809 Registered: 5-2002 |
INSURANCE AGENT - So let's get this straight Mr. Todd, You were away on vacation and your pipes busted.. Mr. Todd - Uhm, yeah, sure. That's what happened. IA - So, your now calling to see what you will get on your cars. Mr. T - Yeah what will I get?!? IA - It's seems that you will get $25k for the Porsche, $3550 for the VW and $19k for the suv. That's a total of $47,550.. Mr. T - Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! (F355 $80000) Listen, what will I get for my boat if some wacko ex-girlfrind burnt it all the sudden,,, Or something like that..... | ||
| Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic)
Member Username: Enjoythemusic Post Number: 436 Registered: 4-2002 |
(Said like two stoners) Dude 1: Duuuuuuuuude... woe... Dude 2: Sh'yeah... totally awwwwweome Dude 1: These are, (inhale of joint) like, the coolest cars i have ever seen dude Dude 2: Sh'yeah, totally (inhale of joint) cool Enjoy the Drive, Steven "friend's don't let friends become stoners... cuz they bogart your head stash" Rochlin | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 4129 Registered: 8-2002 |
Jordan, i'm right with you... How the hell am i supposed to think of a caption if i'm too busy laughing my ass off...? The picture alone is hilarious...! "Want to be iced out...? Introducing the affordable bling bling." | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 998 Registered: 12-2002 |
You guys are hilarious, especially mark and william  | ||
| Jeff Howe (Ferrari_uk)
Member Username: Ferrari_uk Post Number: 275 Registered: 12-2002 |
Jeep - there's only one ! Ha Ha ! | ||
| Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
Member Username: Ferraristuff Post Number: 634 Registered: 4-2003 |
Tazio Novante said: Porsche STILL struggling with watercooling on the 911. | ||
| Ron Thomas (Ronsupercar)
Member Username: Ronsupercar Post Number: 808 Registered: 5-2002 |
So the garage doors are busted and won't close.. I know how to prevent the cars from being stolen while we are away.. Honey, Get me the garden hose! | ||
| Michael Vaughan (Vanimal)
New member Username: Vanimal Post Number: 34 Registered: 3-2003 |
I know 'P'car technology is from the ice age but this is plain ridiculous. | ||
| Alex Lee (Alxlee)
Junior Member Username: Alxlee Post Number: 120 Registered: 4-2002 |
1. "Directions: Defrost five hours prior to use." 2. "Honey, uhhhhh, would you be mad if I told you I kind of sort of forgot to turn off that faucet like you asked?" 3. "Oh you're going to need more than Triple A Plus for this one." | ||
| Carl Roberts (Carl63_99)
Junior Member Username: Carl63_99 Post Number: 68 Registered: 10-2001 |
Global warming my ass! | ||
| Ken (Allyn)
Member Username: Allyn Post Number: 896 Registered: 10-2001 |
"The Toy Store guarantees your Porsche will never overheat." | ||
| Mark (Marvellous_mark)
New member Username: Marvellous_mark Post Number: 11 Registered: 12-2002 |
Passing Male p0rn stars get overexcited when garage is left open revealing porsche... Did i type that? God I'm crude - apologies - bigger kids forced me to write it  | ||
| izel k. (Ferrarist)
Junior Member Username: Ferrarist Post Number: 229 Registered: 3-2001 |
LOL David very nice one | ||
| David J. Smith (Darkhorse512)
Junior Member Username: Darkhorse512 Post Number: 219 Registered: 10-2002 |
Yeah I've got some pretty cool cars, they're in the garage. | ||
| David J. Smith (Darkhorse512)
Junior Member Username: Darkhorse512 Post Number: 218 Registered: 10-2002 |
Recently years of scientific theory and historical folklore have been put to rest. Behold, the abominable Bavarians! | ||
| John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner Post Number: 627 Registered: 3-2002 |
Caption: "A dyslexic's worst nightmare is realized when he accidentally put the anti-freeze on the front porch" | ||
| 89TCab (Jmg)
Member Username: Jmg Post Number: 458 Registered: 9-2001 |
Ralph Nadar always kept his cars on ice for fear that they were contributing to global warming... | ||
| Kelly (Tifosi1)
Member Username: Tifosi1 Post Number: 620 Registered: 2-2002 |
No comment | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 934 Registered: 9-2001 |
NEWS HEADLINE IN AUTOWEEK A new study in automotive cryogenics concluded a higher resale value by the year 2103. If there are roads drive on by then is anyone's guess. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1607 Registered: 1-2002 |
Bill Clinton's Chappaqua garage, as designed by wife Hillary using all the warmth she thinks he deserves... | ||
| will h (Willh)
New member Username: Willh Post Number: 44 Registered: 3-2003 |
Joe knew a fire would be too suspicious, but his plan to "freeze the house down" and buy a Ferrari with the insurance money failed miserably. | ||
| Erik (Teenferrarifan)
Junior Member Username: Teenferrarifan Post Number: 98 Registered: 2-2003 |
(husband) Honey we have a problem out here. I think I need a drink. (Wife) Would you like it on the rocks? or Good thing we have 3 kids now all I need is ice picks. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1606 Registered: 1-2002 |
"Well, ma'am, I think we discovered the problem with your water meter." | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 993 Registered: 12-2002 |
Damn Arizona weather... or Introducing, the 03' Porsche Snow RS 3.4 Targa--complete with ski wheels and an eskimo friend. Perfect for those sunny arctic days while careening down a mountain. Heater optional... | ||
| Dave Burch (Merlyn)
Junior Member Username: Merlyn Post Number: 63 Registered: 8-2002 |
Honey, can I please borrow your hair dryer for a week or two? | ||
| Matt Karson (Squidracing)
Member Username: Squidracing Post Number: 482 Registered: 3-2001 |
"All things considered, I guess the pathetic A/C system in my Ferrari could be worse." | ||
| James Selevan (Jselevan)
Member Username: Jselevan Post Number: 557 Registered: 6-2002 |
"Honey, it will be a cold day in Hell when I sell the Porsche." or "Honey, I'll sell the Porsche when Hell freezes over." Jim S. | ||
| Jeffrey Robbins (Teachdna)
Junior Member Username: Teachdna Post Number: 103 Registered: 9-2001 |
Honey. Look! And you said that Porsche air conditioners never work! | ||
| Craig A (Milo)
Junior Member Username: Milo Post Number: 147 Registered: 4-2003 |
The Iceman cometh! | ||
| Mr. Doody (Doody)
Intermediate Member Username: Doody Post Number: 1081 Registered: 11-2001 |
Ring.... Ring.... [Answer] Good morning! Uh, hi. Triple-A? I think I have an iced-up lock problem.... doody. | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 943 Registered: 10-2001 |
"Honey , did you touch the Ac in the Porsche ?" | ||
| Drstranglove (Drstranglove)
Member Username: Drstranglove Post Number: 351 Registered: 4-2003 |
Fl Orange grower takes "Protective Flash Freezing" to the next logical step. DrS  | ||
| Andrew Menasce (Amenasce)
Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 939 Registered: 10-2001 |
"I knew i should have closed that door last night" | ||
| Dr. Anthony Lizano (Docapl)
New member Username: Docapl Post Number: 39 Registered: 4-2002 |
For sale: Porsche 911, always garaged, never driven in rain, never tracked or raced, call... | ||
| Scotty (Pzerowaster)
Junior Member Username: Pzerowaster Post Number: 69 Registered: 10-2002 |
Freakin' defroster... | ||
| Wade Nunez(FortuneMotors) (308nut)
Junior Member Username: 308nut Post Number: 213 Registered: 7-2002 |
Winner will get a Ferrari book and Fortune Motors T shirt Wade the sender said a pipe busted while on a winter vacation www.fortunemotors.com www.308qvregister.com  |