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Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Post Number: 706
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 6:48 pm:   

The "starting grid" one has been added to the websites so you can place the orders in the usual fashion.

Deliveries start in about 10 days.

Jack

P.S. I wonder what the Schedoni post is doing here...

"Pronto"

"Hi, I read in the toilet seat post about the luggage"

"tuut tuut tuut..."
Don Bartz (Donb)
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Post Number: 2
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 5:07 pm:   

Hey 512BBi owners. A while ago there was some talk about luggage for the 512BBi. I have been in touch with Schedoni in Italy, and my contact there informs me that the patterns for the 512 luggage are still there and pieces can be made. Could those of you interested in a set let me know so I can give Schedoni the info. This is not a business deal for me, as I would direct all interested in purchasing a set to the approiate source at Schedoni.
Thanks,
Don Bartz
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
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Post Number: 4714
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 3:55 pm:   

Friend of mine has two. Since they do not fit the US standard toilets he will have them used as bar stool seats for his Ferrari Garage/play room. Can you imagine that was his wife's idea!
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Username: Ferraristuff

Post Number: 699
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 3:17 pm:   

BobD,

never I fear...

Big licensing issues etc. for use of the logo.

Jack
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Username: Ferraristuff

Post Number: 698
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 3:15 pm:   

Lou,

bucket seat will be available to put your cell phone in so you have both hands free...

(NOT kidding!)

Jack

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BobD (Bobd)
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Post Number: 1190
Registered: 3-2001
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 3:06 pm:   

These seats need a home in the "EXTREME GARAGE". So when does the F-print TP get released?
Jack (Gilles27)
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Username: Gilles27

Post Number: 869
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 3:03 pm:   

Not to steer this thread away from Jack, but I've read "Last Open Road" and "Montezuma's Ferrari", and both are great. Cool seats, by the way.
Lou B (Toby91)
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Post Number: 167
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 3:01 pm:   

No bucket seat and 5 point harness option?
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Post Number: 696
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 2:49 pm:   

Nika,

you've got mail.

Jack

P.S.

For the golfers and horse lovers amongst us, there also is a golf ball and a horseshoe version available....
(MAN! I'm starting to sound like the king of toilet seats....)
Nika (Racernika)
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Username: Racernika

Post Number: 928
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 11:04 am:   

For sure - you have to have Burt BS Levy's Pot Side Companion in the loo.

His other books - including the Last OPen Road are very entertaining. In person, he is such a charming man.
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Post Number: 691
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 10:42 am:   

This is the first one that will be available.

Should be here in stock in about 10 days from today:

Starting Grid Toilet Seat:

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The models are made by Bburago.

Price: US$ 249.99, FREE SHIPPING to ANY destination !

10% discount on advance orders.

Best regards,
Jack
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J Michael Jordan (Fonce_r_cheval)
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Post Number: 74
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 10:32 am:   

And of course, to go with these fine article you'll need Burt S. "BS" Levy's Potside Companion!

Burt, if you've been lurking all this time, You're Welcome.

Disclaimer: no affiliation,etc., etc., yada, yada.
But Burt is an all round guy and self-confessed ridemooch whose written several books about racing related stuff of a humorous nature.
James Selevan (Jselevan)
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Post Number: 560
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 9:29 am:   

As the gastroenterologists often say - "One man's diarrhea is another man's bread and butter."

Jim S.
Nika (Racernika)
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Post Number: 927
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 9:09 am:   

Jack!

That is waaaay toooooo funny! I need one for my black/white racing inspired room.....sign me up!

Nika
Branko Medenica (Branko)
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Username: Branko

Post Number: 70
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 7:28 am:   

Can you imagine friends coming to your house for the first time and the only thing they remember about the house is the toilet seat.
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Post Number: 688
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 7:22 am:   

Paul,

not yet...

I did find this toilet paper dispenser, toilet plunger and door knob though...

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Jack
Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
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Post Number: 169
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 7:12 am:   

Jack, is a shoulder harness available as an option?
Lawrence Coppari (Lawrence)
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Post Number: 616
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 6:28 am:   

Did you test drive before purchase?

What happens if it goes "upside down"?
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Username: Ferraristuff

Post Number: 680
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 5:30 am:   

Just found a post by Dan in the OT section which is about a completely different subject but starts off in a nice way...

I guess I am selling these waaaaay too cheap...

Jack

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/05/18/MN251738.DTL
PeterS (Peters)
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Post Number: 486
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 8:14 pm:   

I never put the seat up and always miss.....Is there a Ricer seat out yet? :-)
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Post Number: 676
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 6:11 pm:   

Hans,

I HAVE seen them with barbwire in them....

Jack
Faisal Khan (Tvrfreak)
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Post Number: 156
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 6:10 pm:   

But does it leave skid marks???
Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
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Post Number: 1335
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 6:10 pm:   

Could you imagine casting one of these with a rattle snake in it - open jaws right in front? Maybe throw in a scorpion or tarantula or two.
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Username: Ferraristuff

Post Number: 675
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 6:09 pm:   

Mike,

the CF one is rumoured to take 0.2 seconds off your flushing time....
;-)

Jack
Mike Clark (Vipersrt)
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Username: Vipersrt

Post Number: 109
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 5:58 pm:   

250 bucks? That is one expensive cr@p you will be taking. I think I will wait for the carbon fiber one myself. I hate it when the lid is to heavy to lift.

You just can't hide money!
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Username: Ferraristuff

Post Number: 673
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 5:45 pm:   

Hi all,

Pricing:

Are you well "seated"?

There are going to be around US$ 249.99, shipping from Europe included.

I know it is a lot of money but they are hand made ("arranged" if you want) and each one is different from the other.

I am waiting for an answer on the leadtime question.

Bill H.:

Yes, also working on a deal on CF toilet seats (seat + lid). As soon as I know something on that, I'll post it here. They should be around the same price.

Best regards,
Jack
wm hart (Whart)
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Post Number: 1106
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 4:47 pm:   

Jack: There is also a company making carbon fibre toilet seats. Can you source them, as well?
Parker (Fletch)
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Post Number: 48
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 3:01 pm:   

Damn, that is cool. I want one, as long as they don't cost too much. If I install it quickly I can just tell my fiance that it came with the house.
Eric Brigham (Ebrigham)
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Post Number: 23
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 2:41 pm:   

That is a small price to pay to get Schumacher on uranus.
Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
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Post Number: 165
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 1:47 pm:   

I have a better idea how to use this toilet seat. Hang it on the wall and when you lift up the cover......surprise....... you can have a picture within the oval area! Maybe your own portrait!
Joseph (Mightymagician)
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Post Number: 21
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 11:13 am:   

That is wild!

but craig is right, whoever can get that past their wife is a master negotiator.
DES (Sickspeed)
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Post Number: 4159
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 11:12 am:   

Great, just what i need; a reason to break into someone's home and steal their toilet bowl seat and seat cover... Jack, this isn't fair... (Um, how much are they...?)
Faisal Khan (Tvrfreak)
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Username: Tvrfreak

Post Number: 154
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 11:05 am:   

Those cars are going to collide! Talk about a crappy race setup.Now how would you extinguish the flames (don't answer that...)?!
Mike Clark (Vipersrt)
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Post Number: 108
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 10:55 am:   

PRICE???????????????
Jeff Green (Carguy)
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Post Number: 290
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 10:51 am:   

That is a Riot!!!!!! What is the projected price and lead time for these?
Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
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Post Number: 158
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 10:51 am:   

This is too pretty to sit on OR pee on!
Jack, what will the price be?
Craig A (Milo)
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Post Number: 157
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 10:48 am:   

A product for the garage for sure. There is no wife on the planet that would allow this in her bathroom. :-)
Warren L. (Warren)
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Username: Warren

Post Number: 225
Registered: 2-2002
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 10:44 am:   

The cars should move around when you take a leak and the object will be to try to complete at least one lap, the record holder's name should be placed on the wall on top of the toilet. If anything hits the toilet seat the player loses automatically and the cars reset.
Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Username: Ferraristuff

Post Number: 655
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 3:14 am:   

Yes, I am absolutely serious!

It took me almost a year to find the manufacturer.

Here are some more pictures of the first one:

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But personally I like this one too:

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It is filled with "money of the world" and makes quite a statement...

Jack
John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
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Post Number: 631
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 9:06 pm:   

The Lambo guys are gonna love this one...
Vincent (Vincent348)
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Post Number: 324
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 8:46 pm:   

Are you serious?


I bet DES already has one.

"The Don" (Mlemus)
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Post Number: 4707
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 8:42 pm:   

o.k. .....I'm scared.
Faisal Khan (Tvrfreak)
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Post Number: 151
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 8:32 pm:   

Be like dad,
not like sis.
Lift the pot,
when you piss!
Erich Walz (Deleteall)
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Post Number: 281
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 8:29 pm:   

Isn't it ironic that so many Fchaters are going to end up pi$$ing on the cars they like?

Jack Habits (Ferraristuff)
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Post Number: 651
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 7:37 pm:   

YEAH!

I FINALLY found them and we should have them in stock pretty soon:

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and YES, they DO contains REAL scale models!

YEAH!

Jack
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