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Author Message Vincent (Vincent348) Member Username: Vincent348 Post Number: 633 Registered: 4-2003 Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 1:29 am:    There's a prize? cool, what is it? V "The Dave" (Sparetireless) Junior Member Username: Sparetireless Post Number: 113 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 1:21 am:    I just received a very nice Tee Shirt and a vintage Ferrari book from Fortune Motors for coming up with a caption for last month's picture of the icy garage. Thanks to Wade Nunez, President of www.fortunemotors.com. You are a class act! Dave Erik (Teenferrarifan) Junior Member Username: Teenferrarifan Post Number: 245 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 7:22 pm:    "Okay you can push it back into the garage now, I have a bingo game to go to and my mercury(sp) cougar is much more comfortable and gets better mileage." Erik Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400) Intermediate Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 1269 Registered: 12-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 6:59 pm:    LMAO! Matt (The Don) gets my vote William Huber (Solipsist) Intermediate Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 1114 Registered: 9-2001 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 6:36 pm:    Finally, a car with a dashboard I can see over! James Adams (Madmaxx) Junior Member Username: Madmaxx Post Number: 167 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 6:01 pm:    Ferrari Modena -- 230,000$ Digital Camera -- 356$ Full tank of gas -- 31$ Enjoying life to the last drop -- Priceless rob ferretti (Robiferretti) Member Username: Robiferretti Post Number: 257 Registered: 4-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 5:48 pm:    first topless picture of grandma DGS (Dgs) Junior Member Username: Dgs Post Number: 66 Registered: 5-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 5:30 pm:    Which of these paddles puts it in "drive"? Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer) Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 858 Registered: 2-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 5:02 pm:    "Hey Doody, your kids ass is mine!" noel smith (Noel) Member Username: Noel Post Number: 349 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 4:22 pm:    She's my girlfriends grandmother. A very sweet woman, so try to keep it tastefull. Bill White (Nc_newbie) Junior Member Username: Nc_newbie Post Number: 104 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 3:07 pm:    "If you think this car is fast you ought to give me a test drive" (ps. noel - hope this isn't your mother or something) Bill White (Nc_newbie) Junior Member Username: Nc_newbie Post Number: 103 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 3:05 pm:    Who says guys won't marry for money? I've got a date with a young man everynight this week! Andrew Menasce (Amenasce) Intermediate Member Username: Amenasce Post Number: 1116 Registered: 10-2001 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 1:48 pm:    "took me one hour to get in and he wont even give me the keys , sons these days ...." Paul Bianco (Paulie_b) Member Username: Paulie_b Post Number: 340 Registered: 1-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 1:15 pm:    C'mon Marge, lets go crusie the boulevard looking for that young stuff! This ride should attract some. I'm feeling rather horny. Rob Lay (Rob328gts) Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 5330 Registered: 12-2000 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 1:14 pm:    LOL Jim. Jim Schad (Jim_schad) Intermediate Member Username: Jim_schad Post Number: 1422 Registered: 7-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 1:10 pm:    "fo shizzle dis hooptie is da shiznit" Dan (Bobafett) Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 753 Registered: 9-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 1:05 pm:    Jim: yours got a real chuckle out of me! --Dan TC (Houston) (Tec) Junior Member Username: Tec Post Number: 109 Registered: 2-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:57 pm:    "Morty, I sold your Cadillac. With this baby we can leave as late as 4:55 and still make the early bird special!" Matt (Matt_lamotte) Member Username: Matt_lamotte Post Number: 415 Registered: 10-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:54 pm:    Mrs Daisy my a$$!!!!! I dust that old bag any old day!!!!! Dave (Maranelloman) Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1963 Registered: 1-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:42 pm:    "What fire hydrant?" James Glickenhaus (Napolis) Intermediate Member Username: Napolis Post Number: 1682 Registered: 10-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:41 pm:    "DEPENDS RACING TEAM Captin Mary states: 'You can't scare the shi t out of me.'" Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic) Member Username: Enjoythemusic Post Number: 472 Registered: 4-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:38 pm:    FOR SALE: 2002 Ferrari 360 Driven by little old lady from Pasadena to and from church on Sunday. 10k miles. $215,000 -OR- SWF: Hot n' fast Grandma looking for soul mate. He must have V12 and know how to change the oil in my car.. and take care of me when i need a tune up. Catch me if you can daddy-o. Signed, Fast and Fun Grandma Faisal Khan (Tvrfreak) Junior Member Username: Tvrfreak Post Number: 232 Registered: 3-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:37 pm:    What would unholy Mary drive? V.Z. (Ama328) Junior Member Username: Ama328 Post Number: 152 Registered: 11-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:35 pm:    "Hey, good looking...wanna get LUCKY?" Dave (Maranelloman) Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1961 Registered: 1-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:29 pm:    "Police reports say that Mrs. Smith, 94, pictured here right before the incident, was not familiar with the Ferrari's exotic Formula 1-inspired racing transmission. Police say that she mistook the reverse gear position for park, and launched the car backwards through 4 neighboring yards and into the pool of Robert Lay, a neighbor who lives nearly 1/4 mile away. Police estimate that Mrs. Smith exceeded 100 MPH, in reverse, before landing in Mr. Lay's pool. No one was injored in the incident, but Mrs. Smith was given citations for reckless driving and for disturbing the peace with extreme profanity." "The Don" (The_don) Senior Member Username: The_don Post Number: 5254 Registered: 8-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:28 pm:    I can finally leave skidmarks on the ground rather then in my underwear philip (Fanatic1) Member Username: Fanatic1 Post Number: 280 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:27 pm:    CNN - 2037 Musical Icon Cher, having outlived all of her plastic surgeons, makes one last attempt to hang onto her youth!!!! Rob Lay (Rob328gts) Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 5329 Registered: 12-2000 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:26 pm:    "Yeah, it's not bad for a Dino" Dave (Maranelloman) Intermediate Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 1960 Registered: 1-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:24 pm:    "Hey, y'all! Watch this!" Dan (Bobafett) Member Username: Bobafett Post Number: 752 Registered: 9-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:20 pm:    "Noel...first the motorcycles, now this? Your mother gets more looks than I do...and frankly I just don't like it!" --or-- Mother, good as she may be, still can;t get into reverse. Being a good sport, she now uses the body for pictures, and has transplanted the engine to little Timmy's power wheels. --Dan DES (Sickspeed) Advanced Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 4671 Registered: 8-2002 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:18 pm:    "Henry... C'mon...! Put yer teeth in an' let's go...! Gonna be late for Bingo and i want everyone to see what i did with last week's winnin's..." Awesome photo, by the way... noel smith (Noel) Member Username: Noel Post Number: 347 Registered: 2-2003 Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 12:15 pm: