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Byron (Bmyth)
Intermediate Member
Username: Bmyth

Post Number: 1001
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 3:05 pm:   

Bird, I guess you'll have to make a trip out to the Left Coast then! Martin, DES, I think a "Club Palms" reunion is in order for 2004!
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 5428
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 3:03 pm:   


quote:

LOL.. meaning, he wants me.. ;)




:::gasp!:::

The secret is out...! Tsk, tsk, Birdie, not nice... :-)
Schnelles Fr�ulein (Miss_m_treiber)
Junior Member
Username: Miss_m_treiber

Post Number: 111
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 3:00 pm:   

LOL.. meaning, he wants me.. ;)

and i heard all about the partying hard, wish i was there! Club Skin sounds like lots of fun.
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member
Username: Miami348ts

Post Number: 5305
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 2:59 pm:   

Me english no good:

What does sweating me tho... mean? Makes you sweat?

Since I know DES can party hardy...I know he has the endurance :-) Ah Club Rain and Club Skin, such fond memories :-O
Schnelles Fr�ulein (Miss_m_treiber)
Junior Member
Username: Miss_m_treiber

Post Number: 110
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 2:54 pm:   

yes, me and DES are JUST friends.. i can't help it if he's sweatin' me tho... ;)
TomD (Tifosi)
Advanced Member
Username: Tifosi

Post Number: 4234
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 2:50 pm:   

she picked him up at the airport, nuff said :-)
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member
Username: Miami348ts

Post Number: 5301
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 2:48 pm:   

So DES and Bird are friends? Friends only?

Who do you want to explain that guys? We are all grown up here.
:-)
Schnelles Fr�ulein (Miss_m_treiber)
Junior Member
Username: Miss_m_treiber

Post Number: 109
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 1:23 pm:   

definetly not pink.
Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Member
Username: Enzo

Post Number: 795
Registered: 2-2002
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 12:35 pm:   

Corolla? Pink shorts?
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 5427
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 11:56 am:   

LOL, Roland...

Gee, Bird, um... It's not raining out, is it...? You're not sitting on the back of your Corolla in a driveway with some pink shorts on, are you...? Are you watching that televangelist thing again...? :-)
Schnelles Fr�ulein (Miss_m_treiber)
Junior Member
Username: Miss_m_treiber

Post Number: 108
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 11:45 am:   

oh, and by the way DES..

::breathes heavy::
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member
Username: Miami348ts

Post Number: 5280
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 8:17 am:   

Hey Roland,
nice to see you here !!!!

Roland E.Linder (F40lm)
New member
Username: F40lm

Post Number: 26
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 8:15 am:   

And I felt I was being "hot" while polishing the LM !!! Some are worse than me, I feel a little better..
Roland
Players Run
Schnelles Fr�ulein (Miss_m_treiber)
Junior Member
Username: Miss_m_treiber

Post Number: 107
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 2:24 am:   

hey hubert, i heard about your Prelude, it was the most exciting part of DES's story!! i love imports, send me some pics! [email protected]
Martin - Cavallino Motors (Miami348ts)
Senior Member
Username: Miami348ts

Post Number: 5279
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 5:35 pm:   

Byron you could have rented a Fordarri, oh wait, you did! :-)

DES,
I think you should seriously think about puslishing these. R&T or C&D may want to pick those up.
Byron (Bmyth)
Member
Username: Bmyth

Post Number: 988
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 5:18 pm:   

Hubert... Hon-duh is better than NO CAR!! well, lemme think about that one... LOL!

J/K... too bad you weren't there, but glad you made it to SB the next day.

DES, great story, btw!!... any experience in a Ferrari is truly ORGASMIC! haha...LOL
Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Intermediate Member
Username: Hugh

Post Number: 1113
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 5:03 pm:   

Byron: I was just saving you the embarassment of being the guy that invited "the kid with the hon-duh".
Byron (Bmyth)
Member
Username: Bmyth

Post Number: 985
Registered: 10-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 4:04 pm:   

Hubert, if you were at the launch party, you wouldn't have to wait for part SIX....ahem...*cough* *cough* :-)
Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
Intermediate Member
Username: Hugh

Post Number: 1112
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 3:41 pm:   

Ahem *cough* part SIX *cough* *cough*
Oldslow308 (Djparks)
Member
Username: Djparks

Post Number: 422
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 3:38 pm:   

'Steamy Ferrari novels'
Oldslow308 (Djparks)
Member
Username: Djparks

Post Number: 421
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 3:37 pm:   

I think it strikes home to many of us that are suseptable to the 'obsessive/compulsive syndrome'. Count me in.
DJ
Anka (Mechanka)
New member
Username: Mechanka

Post Number: 45
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 3:34 pm:   

Des,
Never said that it was offensive or inappropriate just a little creepy - have you ever considered writing for those cheesy romance novels? :-) Now, if you have long blonde locks you could even pose for the cover.
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 5424
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 3:05 pm:   

Mr. Jones, i can only hope in time, if i get all my stuff in order...

Ken, Steve - LMAO...! Personal ads for would-be owners searching for exotica and vice-versa - that's not a bad idea...!

Sorry, Paulie, i'll try harder next time... :-)

Anka, i'm sorry if this seems a little creepy; i knew i ran the risk of this coming across as offensive or inappropriate but still wanted a public opinion on it... Still, it should bear no reflection on any relationship(s) i may or may not have with 'real' women; it's just a little piece of fiction. :-)
Oldslow308 (Djparks)
Member
Username: Djparks

Post Number: 420
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 12:38 pm:   

DES has demonstrated the true meaning of 'Autoerotica"!
Ferrari Love stories, 1st edition!
Too funny!
DJ
Anka (Mechanka)
New member
Username: Mechanka

Post Number: 44
Registered: 4-2003
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 12:14 pm:   

To tell you the truth, this little affair sounds a little creepy - maybe it's time for you to get a real woman?
Kuzi (Kzma)
Member
Username: Kzma

Post Number: 281
Registered: 3-2003
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 12:08 pm:   

I need a cigarette!
Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic)
Member
Username: Enjoythemusic

Post Number: 598
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 11:55 am:   

LOL Ken :-)
Ken (Allyn)
Intermediate Member
Username: Allyn

Post Number: 1062
Registered: 10-2001
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 11:39 am:   

Chapter 2: DES' Lamborghini gets jealous and pulls a 'Christine' on him.
Steven R. Rochlin (Enjoythemusic)
Member
Username: Enjoythemusic

Post Number: 595
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 11:36 am:   

Des,

You have a new day job as an erotic writer :-)

or...

SWM (Des) seeks 360 for torrid love affair.
ME: Have 94 octane and 20-50 synth oil and can work stick.
You: Hot Italian red head with large cylinders and sexy exhaust (!)

Enjoy the Drive,

Steven R. Rochlin
Paul Bianco (Paulie_b)
Member
Username: Paulie_b

Post Number: 481
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 10:36 am:   

DES, I was hoping the story had a different ending.
Dave (Maranelloman)
Intermediate Member
Username: Maranelloman

Post Number: 2296
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 10:23 am:   

DES, please keep BOTH hands on the keyboard..

Upload
Mister Jones (Davey_jones)
Junior Member
Username: Davey_jones

Post Number: 51
Registered: 9-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 9:59 am:   

As well as you write, you really should be an author or have a book in print or something........ :-)
DES (Sickspeed)
Senior Member
Username: Sickspeed

Post Number: 5418
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2003 - 9:56 am:   

Every night on my way home from work, I pass by a store. Every night as I pass, I look through the window and see her. She�s gorgeous. There are others there, but she� she caught my eye. One night, as I passed, I decided to stop. I peered in, looking at her for a moment, admiring her beauty. She was tan and wore black shoes with a black top. I turned and continued my walk, vowing to stop in the next night and introduce myself.

The next night came and as I was walking down the street, I started getting nervous. At first I thought it silly to just walk in there, but as I got closer and closer to the window, I saw her in all her beauty. I stopped by the window, just for a second. What would I say once I was in there? What would I do? I wasn�t sure but figured there was only one way to find out. I walked further up the street towards the door, half-hoping it�d be locked. It wasn�t as I pulled the handle and the door swung open. I poked my head in and looked around. I didn�t see anyone and hesitantly stepped inside. Quietly, I walked past a few desks and took a look around. Suddenly, there she was. It was as if she was waiting for me, because she was sitting in the middle of the floor, topless. Her beauty stunned me. Even from the position in which she was sitting, I could tell she had a wide rear end. I like that. I walked toward her, not making a sound. I looked directly at her, wondering what her name was but decided that it wasn�t the best time to go striking up conversation. Short breaths of lust were the only things that escaped my lips. I stood before her, looking down, admiring her luscious curves. Her features denoted European descent. She must be Italian, I thought. I ran my fingers along the lines of her body, tracing her curves. My mind was racing and I wanted to be inside of her. Things only escalated from there. Slowly and gently, I used my hand to open her and then slipped myself in. She felt amazing. I had done this before and knew that the key was to turn if I wanted to hear her moan. So that�s what I did. Suddenly, she was audibly alive, moaning and breathing heavy. She was turned on. Hearing her only fueled my passion. The center of her energy pulsed and I could feel it throughout my entire body. She was intense. I put my hand on her-

�Excuse me, sir�?� said a voice from a gentleman who had just entered the room. I was a bit startled since I didn�t know anyone else was around.

�Is anyone helping you, �cause we don�t usually start up the cars in here unless we�re moving them outside?�

I looked around the showroom, searching my mind for answers. Embarrassed, I shrugged as I turned off the engine, lamenting at knowing that my brief love affair with a 360 spider had just come to an end.

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