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Michael A. Niles (Man90tr)
| | Posted on Saturday, October 13, 2001 - 7:13 pm: | |
Nothing is a free lunch. There is cost in all lessons in life-- this just happens to be a bit more painful but necessary. |
Martin (Miami348ts)
| | Posted on Saturday, October 13, 2001 - 6:02 pm: | |
Michael;
that still means I will get punched in the fact eventually although I punched more.
Ouch! |
Ron Dallas (328infoseeker)
| | Posted on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 7:10 pm: | |
I like both of them! LOL |
BretM (Bretm)
| | Posted on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 5:00 pm: | |
Classy Michael. I've seen some of those kids around campus, although getting expelled is appealing (more time for Ferrari) I don't think I'll be able to try it though. Although maybe at night, wearing a ski mask... |
Michael A. Niles (Man90tr)
| | Posted on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 3:14 pm: | |
Here's another joke my brother got. Meant for extreme pacifists, NRA haters and people who think we should not be at war right now.
What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt wearing college
idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:
1.Approach dumb, rich, ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be,"no retaliation."
2.Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.
3.When he says "No," ask, "Why not?
4.Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more
innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
5.When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
6.When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7.Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.
8.Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
9.Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to
punch back. |
Martin (Miami348ts)
| | Posted on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 12:42 pm: | |
LOL ! |
Mitchel DeFrancis (4re308)
| | Posted on Friday, October 12, 2001 - 7:20 am: | |
That got a good chuckle outta me! Thanks Eric! |
Eric de Back (Eric328)
| | Posted on Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 9:08 pm: | |
> >Perhaps the best blonde joke of the year.... A blonde, wanting to earn
>some
> >money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started
> >canvassing
> >a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and
> >asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my
> >porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
> >The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
> >might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard
>the
> >conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch
>goes
> >all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was
> >standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
>collect
> >her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde
> >answered,"and had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed,
>the
> >man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde
>added,
> >"it's not a Porch, It's a Ferrari. |
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