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Dave Penhale (Dapper)
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Username: Dapper

Post Number: 74
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 3:12 am:   

Tim my man, if you feel the need to support some arsehole who comes out with the line to start a thread "feraris suck" then it is you who has a problem.

How simplistic can I put it for you? If you dont like my contributions then dont f**king read them. I guess you must be the type who watches stuff on TV you are offended by and dont have the savvy to switch over or off. Get a life and get off my case.
Henryk (Henryk)
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Username: Henryk

Post Number: 16
Registered: 8-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2002 - 10:12 pm:   

Why did anyone even respond to this ad? I am doing so in hopes that the previous 61 respondents would quit. (I am number 62) He may have touched off your ego, but, just leave it alone. My 88TR is valued to me just as much before, as after, I have read his thread. I can't believe that 61 People responded!!!!!!!!! By not responding, you will preserve the FerrariChat to it's true intention, and not let some jerk cause the DEATH of it. In the future, it is baest to just ignore these, and they WILL go away.
Frank Parker (Parkerfe)
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Username: Parkerfe

Post Number: 977
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Tuesday, June 18, 2002 - 2:54 pm:   

Have you ever wondered why we say something "sucks" when we mean it as something bad rather than something good ?
Harlan Mott (Hmott3)
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Username: Hmott3

Post Number: 139
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 7:11 pm:   

There was a great football coach that was notoriously hard (i.e. mean) to his players. After winning a national championship a reporter ask him why he was so mean to his team and he responded with something to the effect of "if they didn't rally together to hate me, they would have not rallied together at all". If you notice this thread is mostly filled with people telling us of their love of Ferrari�s! I'm a little disappointed some people made it personal on me, but I'm big enough to handle that. I would say this thread was a resounding success in bringing back the reason we are here, we Love Ferrari's!

Oh and for the record, I know I'm an A$$h0|e, I have been saying that for a long time. I also wish I could live in my parents basement again; oh the lack of responsibility would be welcomed some times.

I thought I had posted enough here for most everyone to know I was joking, and I think it started out that way, and ended that way.
Andrew (Mrrou)
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Username: Mrrou

Post Number: 362
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 12:10 pm:   

Bruce I have stopped by problem starting and I ask that we put this behind us and move on.. After all..life goes on.

tell me what you think

andrew
bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
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Username: Bws88tr

Post Number: 401
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 8:06 am:   

richelson

like i emailed you, i have no issues with you as you and i have had no contact ever on f-chat, but as far as andrew is concerned, and not only me,his comments to this chat have been uncalled for as well as being a catalyst for problem starting...i dont know him personally. but im judging from past experience from his posts..

thats all i will comment..im going off now, as to enjoy fathers day with my 3 kids...

andrew, richelson, have a nice day..

bruce
Craig Dewey (Craigfl)
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Username: Craigfl

Post Number: 388
Registered: 1-2001
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 7:35 am:   

If everyone keeps using the F word (Ferrari), Harlan might just win this month's contest.....:-)
Vince (Manatee)
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Username: Manatee

Post Number: 32
Registered: 6-2002
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 7:35 am:   

For anyone who doesn't believe Harlan was joking with his initial post -- When I recently bought my 575 Harlan and I exchanged some very friendly emails about the car and Harlan even posted the pictures for me. Thanks, Harlan. I knew you had to be joking from the get go.
Richelson (Richelson)
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Username: Richelson

Post Number: 772
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 6:44 am:   

Ferraris are great cars.
Andrew (Mrrou)
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Username: Mrrou

Post Number: 361
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:08 pm:   

Also Bruce you should read some of your posts and consider how much maturity you were using while posting them. Some of them seem rather shallow.
Andrew (Mrrou)
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Username: Mrrou

Post Number: 360
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:06 pm:   

"harlan

you also have to much time on your hands..

go hang out with andrew mrrou..maybe you will be unliked too..."

hey bruce i never did anything to insult or humilate you.. I would appreciate the same courtesy from you..

with you being older then I am and having more experience..i have high standards for you..almost as much as I would have on a father figure

be careful on who you pass judgement on. I hope you use more caution in dealing with people in real life then you use on this message board.
magoo (Magoo)
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Username: Magoo

Post Number: 2877
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:09 pm:   

Nothin' like "brotherly love" on the Ferrari Chat.
Dave Trbizan (Davidt)
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Username: Davidt

Post Number: 18
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:06 pm:   

Give em' a "fish head and a bowl of rice" maybe they'll go away.

Magoo.....I felt like a fish in a bowl the first time I drove a Ferrari. Everywhere I looked. People were looking back! Now, if I wasn't so darn ugly. I could realize some of this Ferrari sucks thing.
Tim N (Timn88)
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Username: Timn88

Post Number: 1112
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 5:56 pm:   

Dave, i've been reading your posts for the past week and i just want to say that it is you that is the dickhead, not Harlan. Thats just my honest opinion. You seem to have some sort of chip on your shoulder, like you have to be a prick to everyone who doesnt post things or have a car that has something you dont like.
billy zissis (89tr)
Junior Member
Username: 89tr

Post Number: 194
Registered: 4-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 5:00 pm:   

Not to add any fuel to the fire, but what exactly goes wrong with a Lotus? I have owned 3 throughout that past 7 years and not a single thing ever went wrong. No parrts fell off, no motors fell down, zip nothing. So you don't think I am bashing Ferrari, I love them as well, that is why I have two of them. Have you had personal problems with Lotus that you would like to share?
Dave Penhale (Dapper)
Junior Member
Username: Dapper

Post Number: 59
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 4:48 pm:   

Harlan, I was with you for some of your first post, then when I got to you recommending LOTUS, then I just knew you were an I'll informed Dickhead.

'L'ots 'O'f 'T'rouble 'U'sually 'S'erious and they really are.

With or without a stupid gold fishy number plate surround. hehe
James Dixon (Omnadren250)
Junior Member
Username: Omnadren250

Post Number: 233
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:48 am:   

Bruce,

BEING A PARASITE IS NOT A CRIME!!!!!!!!!

I live in the basement of my parents house, rent free with a sofa and computer (and a big screen TV). It's the good life. I am contemplating doing an MBA, just so I don't have to find a job and cook for myself.
bruno bandaras (Originalsinner)
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Username: Originalsinner

Post Number: 95
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:36 am:   

If thats true, can I move in with Harlan?Save up money for F40.
bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
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Username: Bws88tr

Post Number: 398
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 9:54 am:   

jens
i agree totally..hes probably in the basement of mommys/daddys house, living rent free and has a sofer and computer in his basement/bedroom.. i know alot of parasites like that..

regards,
bruce
Jens Haller (Jh280774)
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Username: Jh280774

Post Number: 16
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 9:50 am:   

I don�t quite understand why people like Harlan post these threads. If he doesn�t like Ferraris well it is his own opinion (IMO he doesn�t have a clue about cars then but who cares?).But is it necessary to bother us with this? Why doesn�t he posts his stupid crap on some Supra pages (If there are some...)?
Anyway I hope we end this discussion here fast before it gets out of bounds like this "Just got a camera, here is my car" thread which soon became boring too...


Con saluti cordialissimi,
Jens
bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Member
Username: Bws88tr

Post Number: 395
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 9:28 am:   

harlan

you also have to much time on your hands..

go hang out with andrew mrrou..maybe you will be unliked too...
Jack (Gilles27)
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Username: Gilles27

Post Number: 399
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 10:58 pm:   

Here's where you're wrong:

Jags aren't beautiful. At least not the mass-marketed Ford models. The cars look like 50's British taxis.

Porsche builds some very mediocre cars, speed and quality-wise. Their 4WD is a pig. The Boxster is barely as fast as a 328, yet with all of today's modern technology.

Lotus is hard to argue, but its performance and maintenance difference from a Ferrari is nothing to shout about.

Finally, Ferrari is the only auto manufacturer whose F1 technology feeds so directly and massively into its road cars. It is after features appear in their cars, and prove their worthiness, that they begin to show up in other brands.

Funny joke, though.

magoo (Magoo)
Advanced Member
Username: Magoo

Post Number: 2870
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 10:44 pm:   

THE RICEBURNIN' HECKLERS ARE HERE ONCE AGAIN. Give em' a "fish head and a bowl of rice" maybe they'll go away.
Harlan Mott (Hmott3)
Junior Member
Username: Hmott3

Post Number: 138
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 10:04 pm:   

Forget that last post, I ment every word of my first post. (I have access again, I think it was my machine, but man was I freaking out!). So go on, tell me why I'm wrong again!
Harlan Mott (Hmott3)
Junior Member
Username: Hmott3

Post Number: 137
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 9:47 pm:   

Guys for the record, I was joking. I just wanted to see everyone get together on a topic for a change (note the white text under my message [need to hightlight when its white]). I can't seem to bring up ferrarichat.com on my home computer and I'm now very afraid Rob thinks I was serious and has banned me! Please look back at my other posts and you should see I do in fact love Ferrari! I'm now on the edge of freaking out, and I thought it was a fun thread to.
Mark Eberhardt (Me_k)
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Post Number: 50
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 9:25 pm:   

Honestly, I really never notice boats....I mean sedans.
Robert McNair (Rrm)
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Username: Rrm

Post Number: 78
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 9:13 pm:   

What if a GNX pulled up?
Mark Eberhardt (Me_k)
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Post Number: 48
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 9:13 pm:   

For me it's all about the way I feel when I'm driving it. There are a lot of really nice cars out there, I�ve had half a dozen different sports cars. My 308 is my first Ferrari and the most wonderfully unrefined car I�ve ever drive. I wouldn�t trade it for the world.
Stewart Chung (Navygakman)
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Post Number: 7
Registered: 2-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 9:04 pm:   

"Because if a Porsche,and a Lotus and a supra and a Jag all pulled up at a light with a Ferrari and a crowd of people watching. The Ferrari would be most recognized and admired regardless of where it placed in the race." (Bruno Bandaras)

Nuff said. Well put Bruno!

Michael Yip (Mightyslash)
Junior Member
Username: Mightyslash

Post Number: 75
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:48 pm:   

Dont sell it Martin, give it to me. Haha joking.
martin J weiner,M.D. (Mw360)
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Username: Mw360

Post Number: 455
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:44 pm:   

This thread borders on the ridiculous!
Thanks Harlan. I'm trading my 360 in for a "Locust".
Robert McNair (Rrm)
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Username: Rrm

Post Number: 77
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:36 pm:   

Tim summed it up pretty well James GNX go for usually over 25k if I remember right they were good for low 12s'more power than regular GN.I remember back to my `fast and furios' days the mustang gt was king until the buick gn came along and the gnx was that unobtainable supercar!
James Dixon (Omnadren250)
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Username: Omnadren250

Post Number: 231
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:30 pm:   

Tim,
after re-reading your post about the rarity of the GNX, my friend must have the regular Grand National.

He is expecting some quick 1/4 mile times with this car, so it should be fun.
James Dixon (Omnadren250)
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Username: Omnadren250

Post Number: 230
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:28 pm:   

hmmmm,
I am not sure what he has. It's the black, t-top turbo charged Buick Grand National.

I am pretty sure it has an intercooler.

What are the differences between the GN and the GNX??

Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member
Username: Timn88

Post Number: 1107
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:15 pm:   

I want a GNX so bad, but i will probably have to settle for a GN. They made about as many GNX's as 550 barchettas. I figure once i dump 3 grand into the motor and suspension i will be in the mid 11's. The only problem is I WONT BE ABLE TO TURN. So i might just wait longer and go with the lotus S4s.
Robert McNair (Rrm)
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Username: Rrm

Post Number: 75
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:13 pm:   

James is it a Grand National or the limited edition GNX?
James Dixon (Omnadren250)
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Username: Omnadren250

Post Number: 229
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:06 pm:   

Tim,

My buddy just bought a GNX, he is just rebuilding the motor for it, and it should be a go.
Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member
Username: Timn88

Post Number: 1106
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 8:01 pm:   

James, i was joking. I guess you are right though. I still want an 87 buick GNX!!
Bill Steele (Glassman)
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Post Number: 31
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:54 pm:   

Ferrari's really do suck. I wish I would quit buying the darn things and free up some of my garage space. I guess I must be weak.
James Dixon (Omnadren250)
Junior Member
Username: Omnadren250

Post Number: 228
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:24 pm:   

Tim,

I agree, and, for all you Supra haters out there, they also hold their re-sale value. I sold mine last month, and made approximatly $5500 CAD profit on the car after driving it for 3 years.

A big thanks to the producer of "The Fast and the Furious" for making all the ricer kids want to pay inflated prices for a Supra, and then paint it orange and put silly decals on the side. Oh, don't forget the NOS.
Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member
Username: Timn88

Post Number: 1104
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:13 pm:   

SUPRAS ARE THE BEST CAR IN THE WORLD. THEY ARE FASTER THAN ANYTHING AND ITS EASY TO GET 800HP OUT OF THEM.
James Dixon (Omnadren250)
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Username: Omnadren250

Post Number: 227
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:11 pm:   

I don't even know if you guys are being serious, or just joking around with each other any more.
Jack (Gilles27)
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Post Number: 395
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 7:05 pm:   

Harlan, you're right! Got sucked in my Ferrari just last night.

FYI--Porsche, while making a fast turbo, also make a horribly expensive, slow all-wheel drive Carrera. Also, their cars have been "yuppy-ized". Don't dare take a factory Porsche on the track--it'll blow. Literally.

The Lotus is nice if you're Buck Rogers. Put it next to a Ferrari, whose performance difference is negligable, and see which car people react to.

Jaguar?! Don't get me going on Jaguar. Beautiful? Smoke some more dope. In their attempt to recapture nostalgia, they've produced the most obviously pathetic attempt at retro-design ever. Andy by the way, it's Ford.

Ferrari provides more F1 technology in their street cars than every other marque combined. Every successful development finds its way into their street cars. Not one of the brands you mentioned can claim any current F1, or even racing, trickle down whatsoever.

Sorry you don't like Ferrari, but don't fabricate the truth to feel better.
Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
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Username: Hugh

Post Number: 122
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:55 pm:   

Arlie: I believe so, however, such details are tightly guarded proprietery goods of the Scuderia.
Tim N (Timn88)
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Post Number: 1102
Registered: 6-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:52 pm:   

I guess you are right if by "suck" you mean good.
Horsefly (Arlie)
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Post Number: 19
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:43 pm:   

Hugh, does that clockwise carpeting work well below the equator where water flows down a drain in the opposite direction from northern latitudes?
Is there a special carpeting marketed to Australian dealerships?
Paul Newman (Newman)
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Username: Newman

Post Number: 229
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 6:15 pm:   

Can I get a ferrari with an automatic? My daddy is buying it for me because Im a snot nosed kid that knows everything but cant drive a real car with a stick.
Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
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Username: Hugh

Post Number: 120
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 5:32 pm:   

Bob- That's a no go on the wax. Ferrari wax included a special "suck" factor, a dealer installed option at $40/oz. Sorry. Floor mats as well, the Italian rayon carpet/cloth is incompatible with any other fiber. As it is specially "brushed" by some guy named Luigi in a clockwise motion, making it obsolete in c. clockwise equipped carpeted vehicles.

wm hart (Whart)
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Post Number: 348
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 5:32 pm:   

Yep, it was really a toss-up. I thought about an audi TT, but it was just too serious; the jag, well, too rare and those handmade dashboard parts just looked too expensive; Lotus, well, i was looking for something that had an even smaller dealer network than Lamborghini. Oh, i'm sorry, you meant the Porsche twin turbo, yeah well, i gave the guy that cleans my pool and handles the gardening and shopping for us one, but his wife told me the tiptronic is totally lame.
Jim E (Jimpo1)
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Post Number: 501
Registered: 7-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 5:22 pm:   

Ferrari DO suck. They suck up attention, they suck up prime valet parking spaces, they suck up the motivation to drive anything else, they suck to the road like no other.

HEY, Lucky 500th Post!
Bob Campen (Bob308gts)
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Username: Bob308gts

Post Number: 233
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:58 pm:   

I just got a lot of wax for my 308, can I use this on a Supra

Will the floor mats fit?
bruno bandaras (Originalsinner)
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Username: Originalsinner

Post Number: 88
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:44 pm:   

It's not that.Through life experience.I refuse to participate in debates over Religion or matters of the heart.Anything else is fair game.So to keep from getting bored I'll play with this thread!!!!! I already started a thread called "Are the new Ferrari's really Ferrari's" to try to break that other nonsense up.
Edward Gault (Irfgt)
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Post Number: 1462
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:39 pm:   

What the Hell does this have to do with Religion? Oh yes, This is the Ferrari Chat site. Never mind.
Mark Izzo (Tdf355)
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Post Number: 42
Registered: 3-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:38 pm:   

Harlan- Good job. 5 fish caught in a matter of momemts. Its called trollin guys and he has each of you hung on his wall like a Sailfish.
Michael Yip (Mightyslash)
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Post Number: 74
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:36 pm:   

Get the hell outta here
bruno bandaras (Originalsinner)
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Username: Originalsinner

Post Number: 87
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:35 pm:   

There needs to be another website chat area for other car owners. They dont each need their own one simply called "I wish I'd of gotten the Ferrari instead chat.com" would suffice.
Martin (Miami348ts)
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Username: Miami348ts

Post Number: 2260
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:24 pm:   

Supra eh?

Harlan,
I have never looked at if from that way. You are right. Ferrari's suck!

...suck they do, in F-1 they call it the sucktion effect, when a Ferrari is driving in front of a BMW and the BMW gets sucked into the air hole behind the Ferrari. :-)
bruno bandaras (Originalsinner)
Junior Member
Username: Originalsinner

Post Number: 86
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:22 pm:   

Because if a Porsche,and a Lotus and a supra and a Jag all pulled up at a light with a Ferrari and a crowd of people watching. The Ferrari would be most recognized and admired regardless of where it placed in the race. And if you cant afford to buy or maintain one.I cant help you there.
Hubert Otlik (Hugh)
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Post Number: 117
Registered: 1-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:21 pm:   

Drive a Honda, Senna did!


Harlan: Good one.


TomD (Tifosi)
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Post Number: 841
Registered: 9-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:11 pm:   

harlan

your right, Im considering supra trades
Harlan Mott (Hmott3)
Junior Member
Username: Hmott3

Post Number: 136
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:07 pm:   

this turning gray every other time is really going to take a lot of the fun out of this thread.
bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
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Post Number: 393
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:06 pm:   

harlan

get off the sauce and crawl back to your little hole....
Harlan Mott (Hmott3)
Junior Member
Username: Hmott3

Post Number: 135
Registered: 12-2001
Posted on Friday, June 14, 2002 - 4:04 pm:   

I just wanted to let you all know that Ferrari's Suck. Why would you possibly like a car that is underpowered, overpriced, unreliable, ugly, oversized and generaly just eat away slowly (quickly at purchase) at your money? If you want fast buy a Porsche 911TT (or supra), if you want beautiful and fast buy a Lotus Esprit, if you want beautiful buy a Jag. Or you can just get one of each and save yourself a few dollars over the overpriced F1 champ cars, its not like you get F1 technology in your car.

*setting back and waiting for the family to ralley together again, enough with the fighting*

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