| Author | Message | ||
| William Huber (Solipsist)
Member Username: Solipsist Post Number: 285 Registered: 9-2001 |
I heard this joke as a Bentley, its good. I think the bank in real life will charge you a storage fee. Just what we all of need, more bank fees. | ||
| Edward Gault (Irfgt)
Intermediate Member Username: Irfgt Post Number: 1523 Registered: 2-2001 |
I have a 1996 Black Impala SS and find that people will slow down as I approach from the rear thinking that it is a cop car. | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Advanced Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2923 Registered: 2-2001 |
A true story, My friend lives in a neighborhood where a old man has nothing to do so he gets in his black Chevy Impala goes down the street and parks his car along side the road. He then puts on his suglasses and points a hair dryer out the window at the passing cars to get them to slow down. | ||
| magoo (Magoo)
Advanced Member Username: Magoo Post Number: 2919 Registered: 2-2001 |
Fred, that a good one. Here's one. A blonde was driving home one day when she got caught in a hail storm. There were large dents all over the car so she pulled into a bodyshop. She asked the guy what she should do. The body man, figures he will have some fun, so he tells her to blow in the tailpipe and the dents will pop out. She goes home and gets down on her hands and knees and proceeds to blow. Her blonde room mate pulls up and says, "What the hell are you doing down there." The other blonde says "The body man told me to blow in the tailpipe and the dents would pop out but it wasn't working." Her room mate says "HELLOOOOOO you have to roll the windows up first." | ||
| Vince (Manatee)
New member Username: Manatee Post Number: 37 Registered: 6-2002 |
Mike, it's not a real story. I heard a very similar joke on the 'Two Ronnies' british TV comedy show years ago. Cute though  | ||
| Randy (Schatten)
Member Username: Schatten Post Number: 324 Registered: 4-2001 |
joke or not, great story. =D | ||
| Ben Lobenstein 90 TR (Benjet)
Member Username: Benjet Post Number: 668 Registered: 1-2001 |
Fred you started out on the right foot, re: first post! very cute! -Ben | ||
| Michael Yip (Mightyslash)
Junior Member Username: Mightyslash Post Number: 83 Registered: 4-2002 |
Anyway, is it a real story or not? | ||
| Michael Yip (Mightyslash)
Junior Member Username: Mightyslash Post Number: 82 Registered: 4-2002 |
Well, if she was a multimillionaire then she must have a big ass house with a huge garage protected by securities and alarm. Kinda like what you see on MTV cribs. | ||
| J. Grande (Jay)
Member Username: Jay Post Number: 427 Registered: 10-2001 |
That's a good one!!!! | ||
| fred (Froske)
New member Username: Froske Post Number: 1 Registered: 6-2002 |
Found this one on some website, and thought it would be of interest to you guys ;-) Hi, by the way, this is my first post! --- A girl walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the girl hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the girl for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the girl returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?' The girl replies.....'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?' |