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Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
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Username: 4re_gt4

Post Number: 996
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 5:10 pm:   

I told this to a mechanic and he said it probably not only ported and polished, but bored the cylinders as well!
Barney Guzzo (Trinacria)
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Username: Trinacria

Post Number: 182
Registered: 8-2002
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 11:26 pm:   

Did you read the responses? Some of them were funny.

"While your at it why dont you stick it up your ass to port and polish yourself, maybe it will increase the performance of your brain enough to see that your an idiot.
"
JRV (Jrvall)
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Username: Jrvall

Post Number: 1173
Registered: 11-2002
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:43 pm:   

It has to be a joke, everybody knows it would have ported and polished better using full boost!

;-)
Mark Eberhardt (Me_k)
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Username: Me_k

Post Number: 442
Registered: 5-2002
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 10:27 pm:   

Very funny. I have actually wittnessed a guy dump boraxo into an engine that was burning a lot of oil to "reseat" the rings. It did seem better the couple times he started it to show it to prostective buyers.
Dr Tommy Cosgrove (Vwalfa4re)
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Username: Vwalfa4re

Post Number: 878
Registered: 5-2001
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 9:51 pm:   

I kinda hope he really did do that just so I can go around telling people about it for the rest of my life.
Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
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Username: 4re_gt4

Post Number: 994
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 6:41 pm:   

I bet it ported and polished a whole bunch of stuff!
BretM (Bretm)
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Username: Bretm

Post Number: 3300
Registered: 2-2001
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 4:24 pm:   

It must be a joke, I dare to say that nobody can be this dumb.
Randall (Randall)
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Username: Randall

Post Number: 161
Registered: 1-2003
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 4:20 pm:   

I hope that guy just wrote it for the fun of seeing responses.
If not they should take away his license and whatever other rights he has that could endanger others
Mitch Alsup (Mitch_alsup)
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Username: Mitch_alsup

Post Number: 415
Registered: 4-2002
Posted on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 3:55 pm:   

http://forums.audiworld.com/a4/msgs/1567770.phtml

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