| Author | Message | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 307 Registered: 8-2002 |
When i was dating my ex-girlfriend, she had all these frumpy names picked out for girls and boys, if we ever had children... i asked her, if we had a daughter, if we could name her Ferrari... surprisingly, she said yes. | ||
| Aaron Williams (Aawil)
New member Username: Aawil Post Number: 24 Registered: 8-2002 |
I had a teacher whose first name was Immaculate. | ||
| TC (Houston) (Tec)
Junior Member Username: Tec Post Number: 69 Registered: 2-2002 |
Any time I have the opportunity to use a fictional name, it's "Hugh Jass". There is of course the derivative "Hugh Jasscock", but that's a little obvious, no? | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 626 Registered: 1-2002 |
There used to be 2 Chinese restaurants in Dallas. The original was the Big Wong. Their 2nd location was the New Big Wong. Not sure the source of the "meat" they served...  | ||
| Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Member Username: 4re_gt4 Post Number: 693 Registered: 4-2002 |
There's a very old Chinese restaurant in Portland named Hung Far Low. It's so old that I doubt it was done for laughs. | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 1771 Registered: 6-2001 |
thats my nickname. | ||
| Pistons of Fury (Massimo)
New member Username: Massimo Post Number: 10 Registered: 11-2002 |
I talked with my buddy and its actually Fuk Ng Hung. Still funny | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
Member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 462 Registered: 3-2002 |
Guys Mr "Fukin Hung" is the best one here i couldnt stop laughing...Oh my god! Andrew | ||
| stu cordova (Balataboy)
Member Username: Balataboy Post Number: 315 Registered: 4-2001 |
This just made my frickin' day!!!! LingMAO!!!!!!!! I have to admit something really stupid - I read her entire profile first, trying to figure out what the hell this post was was about! Once I finally looked at the name and it clicked, I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Junior Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 164 Registered: 8-2002 |
OMG, OMG, OMG...! If i pee my pants, are you guys responsible to contribute towards my cleaning bill...? Rob, do i have any right to a course of action, here...? These are f*ckin' ridiculously hilarious...! The first one, Ivana Mandic, was funny, but the phys. ed teacher named Jim Sock, i f*ckin' lost it when i read that... Don't parents think about all the angles before they name their children...? i mean- JIM SOCK...! ...unbelievable... :::shakes head::: | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 577 Registered: 2-2002 |
Jim Sock---I love it!! As far as how people can give their kids such names, I have a personal example that demonstrates how it happens. I have 5 brothers and no sisters. The oldest is named Tom Sawyer. People seem to have forgotten about Tom Sawyer because we don't get ribbed as often as we did twenty or thirty years ago, probably because our society is growing less and less literate, but that's another discussion all together. The association between my last name and Tom Sawyer is very strong with some people, so you find yourself being called Tom all the time. Some people hear my last name and quickly forget that I was introduced as Bill. They call me Tom, and are surprised when I correct them. So why did my dad name my brother Tom? He said that, if he was going to be called Tom anyway, he may as well name him Tom in the first place. | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Advanced Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 3107 Registered: 2-2001 |
We have a gym teacher in high school named James Sock...Coach Jim Sock. It's funny how you don't realize how many people you know with odd names. | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 1733 Registered: 6-2001 |
yes john, he was a general surgeon, i dont see how thats fuuny though. John, i agree. school must have been rough for mr. sweat. It would have been worse if his first name was ball. | ||
| John A (Jarends)
Junior Member Username: Jarends Post Number: 180 Registered: 7-2001 |
While on vacation, driving up to Maine, we heard an add for someone running for office named, D*ck Sweat(short for Richard Rob won't let you post that word). Couldn't believe it, school must have been hell. | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
New member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 10 Registered: 12-2002 |
I havent laughed so hard in a while lol. Some people have unfortunate names | ||
| John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner Post Number: 293 Registered: 3-2002 |
Hey Tim, Was he a GENERAL SURGEON???? I couldnt resist. sorry | ||
| djmonk (Davem)
Junior Member Username: Davem Post Number: 152 Registered: 1-2002 |
Last one, My wifes tennis coach....Skip Church. | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 1712 Registered: 6-2001 |
The surgeon who corrected my hernia was named Dr. Gross, thats just a bad last name to have in general. | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1258 Registered: 4-2002 |
how about this one my fathers has a prostrate operation years ago , and his drs name was dr kutershort | ||
| djmonk (Davem)
Junior Member Username: Davem Post Number: 151 Registered: 1-2002 |
Now i remember taking to my wife to the ER an Dr. Emde introduces himself. I must have asked him his name 3 times until i read it on his badge. | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Advanced Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 3032 Registered: 2-2001 |
There was another kid I went to school with named Earl Lee, needless to say even the teachers would throw in the occasional comment. | ||
| Willis Huang (Willis360)
Intermediate Member Username: Willis360 Post Number: 1053 Registered: 8-2001 |
A 5th and 6th grade buddy named D!ck Abad. Get a lot of snickers during P.E. roll call. | ||
| Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Member Username: Jim_schad Post Number: 535 Registered: 7-2002 |
Knew a guy named Eddie Edward Edwards. Also have a friend named Dr. Martin aka Doc Martin shoes.... My grandpa's best friend was Mr. Skank...his poor wife.... | ||
| Matt Lemus (Mlemus)
Member Username: Mlemus Post Number: 866 Registered: 8-2002 |
The Chinese fighter pilot that bumped into the our spy plane a couple of years ago was named Wong Wey | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 598 Registered: 1-2002 |
There used to be a dentist in Addison (Texas) named Dr. Payne. | ||
| Lawrence Coppari (Lawrence)
Member Username: Lawrence Post Number: 420 Registered: 4-2002 |
The name of my wife's dermatologist is Dr. Rash. | ||
| BobD (Bobd)
Member Username: Bobd Post Number: 824 Registered: 3-2001 |
Hospital in Dallas called Dedman Medical Center. | ||
| Tyler (Bahiaau)
Member Username: Bahiaau Post Number: 415 Registered: 12-2001 |
Had a friend in H.S. who's grandfather was Harold(Harry) Dyck. | ||
| Anthony_Ferrari (Anthony_ferrari)
New member Username: Anthony_ferrari Post Number: 43 Registered: 11-2002 |
There's a guy I work with called Brian O'Brien. What were his parents thinking? My sister had a Tamara Noone and Beverley Hills in her class. | ||
| Manu (Manu)
Member Username: Manu Post Number: 573 Registered: 2-2002 |
Back in university - a genius student: Kok Wee | ||
| Massimiliano Frasca (Massimo)
New member Username: Massimo Post Number: 7 Registered: 11-2002 |
A friend of mine had a client called Mr. Fukin Hung. | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Intermediate Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 1977 Registered: 9-2001 |
how about the name John Cocktosen | ||
| Adam Goldman '86 TR (Icnsltmfg)
Member Username: Icnsltmfg Post Number: 488 Registered: 8-2001 |
Had a Urologist named Dr. Seamen | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Advanced Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 3025 Registered: 2-2001 |
I went to school with a girl named Sunny September which is interesting, her dad was named August September though, that's sketchy, needless to say they were definitely very hippy like. | ||
| Adam R (Arymarcz)
New member Username: Arymarcz Post Number: 18 Registered: 8-2002 |
Went to grade school with a girl named Lollie Pop. She was one pissed off young lady. Also worked at a company with some customers named Rick Dood and D$ck Sharp. | ||
| Manu (Manu)
Member Username: Manu Post Number: 570 Registered: 2-2002 |
It's get worse - an old mate of mine had a dad called Michael Michaels.... | ||
| Pat Pasqualini (Enzo)
Junior Member Username: Enzo Post Number: 98 Registered: 2-2002 |
Well My name is Pat Patsy and I have a friend that is named Paul Paulos no one ever believes us when we go out. | ||
| TomD (Tifosi)
Intermediate Member Username: Tifosi Post Number: 1957 Registered: 9-2001 |
I had a doctor once with the last name Doctor. I knew a Brit named Charles Diana | ||
| djmonk (Davem)
Junior Member Username: Davem Post Number: 148 Registered: 1-2002 |
In H.S a friend of mine's sister was Kim Kime. Lucky for her she was very pretty. | ||
| djmonk (Davem)
Junior Member Username: Davem Post Number: 147 Registered: 1-2002 |
My uncle is Harry Monk. Good thing he's a doctor | ||
| Manu (Manu)
Member Username: Manu Post Number: 569 Registered: 2-2002 |
Chap I went to school with: Paul Hiscock... Kids are merciless - his name quickly changed to Pull. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 596 Registered: 1-2002 |
Then there's the famed Hawaiian lothario, Cu'manna Wa'ana Le'ia | ||
| Hans E. Hansen (4re_gt4)
Member Username: 4re_gt4 Post Number: 679 Registered: 4-2002 |
Years ago when I was selling parts, a guy called looking for an item we didn't have. I told him we could order it, and asked for his name. Peter Wacker. No kidding, I saw his check when he picked up the part. Had another customer named Hollopeter, we called him Emptypecker. Thankfully he had a good sense of humor. | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 1702 Registered: 6-2001 |
some girl in my highschool was names win k fok. when se was called to the office the student calling her pronounced it as ••••. (ucan guess what the red dots are blocking out) | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1238 Registered: 4-2002 |
how about this one where i grew up in long island, ny there was a guy named harry lipshitz we used to call him on the phone and say" harry, if your lip can ••••, my ass can talk".. | ||
| Bill Sawyer (Wsawyer)
Member Username: Wsawyer Post Number: 563 Registered: 2-2002 |
I know a guy who claims that a friend of his married a girl named Sally Squatengotit. Probably not true, but a great story nonetheless. I also once saw the name Ura Goofinoff in the Detroit Phone Book. Another made up name for sure. But then, my brother actually did go to high school with a guy named Harry Groth. | ||
| Racer 001 (Mr_0011)
Member Username: Mr_0011 Post Number: 394 Registered: 3-2002 |
Remember P*ssy Galore from James Bond? | ||
| John (Modenaf1fan)
New member Username: Modenaf1fan Post Number: 15 Registered: 11-2002 |
BWWAHAHHAHAAH | ||
| Andrew (Mrrou)
Member Username: Mrrou Post Number: 415 Registered: 3-2002 |
Dave love the jugs! andrew | ||
| John A. Suarez (Futureowner)
Member Username: Futureowner Post Number: 268 Registered: 3-2002 |
And I quote from the link: "Helped lead Coach Dennis Cox� team to a runner-up finish at the Florida Junior College State Tournament in 2001 ..." Thats right, the coach is non other than Mr. COX. | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1224 Registered: 4-2002 |
beverly, no quams about it...why?? my ex-wifes name... | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 589 Registered: 1-2002 |
Here's another one: Ivana Humpalot  Kind rolls off the tongue like Chelsea Clinton... | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 2874 Registered: 12-2000 |
Anita, well, I guess just for me only. | ||
| BretM (Bretm)
Advanced Member Username: Bretm Post Number: 3006 Registered: 2-2001 |
Yeah we do Bruce, it doesn't make it any less funny though. lol. | ||
| bruce wellington (Bws88tr)
Intermediate Member Username: Bws88tr Post Number: 1221 Registered: 4-2002 |
william, we all need a life here on f-chat regards, bruce | ||
| wm hart (Whart)
Member Username: Whart Post Number: 622 Registered: 12-2001 |
http://charlotte49ers.ocsn.com/sports/w-baskbl/mtt/mandic_ivana00.html?id=0 |