| Author | Message | ||
| Pistons of fury (Massimo)
New member Username: Massimo Post Number: 17 Registered: 11-2002 |
I gots me my ejemation | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1231 Registered: 8-2002 |
Kert- speling iz tha onlee thing i'm gud at...  | ||
| Kurt Kjelgaard (Kurtk328)
Junior Member Username: Kurtk328 Post Number: 172 Registered: 3-2001 |
Excellent, DES - you saw it right away. Many people spell separate, seperate. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 676 Registered: 1-2002 |
Hilarious , Frank!!!  | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Intermediate Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 1138 Registered: 8-2002 |
Don't you mean separate...? | ||
| Kurt Kjelgaard (Kurtk328)
Junior Member Username: Kurtk328 Post Number: 170 Registered: 3-2001 |
What about seperate? | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 501 Registered: 8-2002 |
Lawrence, it was only about a half a year ago that i started spelling that word correctly... i couldn't believe it when my friend pointed it out to me... | ||
| Lawrence Coppari (Lawrence)
Member Username: Lawrence Post Number: 436 Registered: 4-2002 |
GrammAr. But the most frequently misspelled word is: DefinItely | ||
| Joseph (Mojo)
Junior Member Username: Mojo Post Number: 193 Registered: 9-2002 |
Hell' I can hardly spell my name* Let alone worry about punctuation`? Love Mojo | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 482 Registered: 8-2002 |
Omar, 'grammar' is spelled with two As, not one A & one E... Mojo, the contraction 'didn't' requires an apostrophe in order to be correctly identified as a properly spelled word. However, the placement of the apostrophe is not up to the author, rather it's position in the word is mandatorily between the N and T, therefore making it a correct contraction and not some gibberish you might find scribbled on the walls of your local fast food restaurant. Lastly, your usage of the word 'no' is incorrect, as well; your intention was to use a word DEScribing one's ability in being knowledgeable of something, ergo, the correct word should have been 'know'. Again, my comment on the impending, inevitable doom stands. (LMAO, sorry, i can't help, i've always like "language arts", or whatever the hell it's called, nowadays...) | ||
| Joseph (Mojo)
Junior Member Username: Mojo Post Number: 189 Registered: 9-2002 |
DES Please note that it is exactly this type of poor sentence structure that has led to the erosion of core, moral values in this world. It is saddening to see such a display of carelessness; we can only sit, now, and lament the impending, inevitable doom. Where do you get this stuff? Are you a poet? But did'nt no it. Mojo | ||
| Omar (Auraraptor)
Junior Member Username: Auraraptor Post Number: 98 Registered: 9-2002 |
Des, Should it not be .," and not .", ? haha...I should speak....prob. 9/10 of my posts have some spelling/grammer error in 'em. | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 480 Registered: 8-2002 |
Jordan, While addressing Joseph, you described the way he was addressing Tim. In your sentence: "Joseph, You forgot to put a comma after Tim's name when you were addressing him formally.", there should be a comma after 'him'. Please note that it is exactly this type of poor sentence structure that has led to the erosion of core, moral values in this world. It is saddening to see such a display of carelessness; we can only sit, now, and lament the impending, inevitable doom. | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
Junior Member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 54 Registered: 12-2002 |
Joseph, You forgot to put a comma after Tim's name when you were addressing him formally. This thread is getting too funny | ||
| Joseph (Mojo)
Junior Member Username: Mojo Post Number: 188 Registered: 9-2002 |
I still love you Tim. | ||
| Joseph (Mojo)
Junior Member Username: Mojo Post Number: 187 Registered: 9-2002 |
Tim n If we are nit picing, You did not start any of you sentence with capital letters. period. Mojo | ||
| Frank K Lipinski (Kaz)
Junior Member Username: Kaz Post Number: 88 Registered: 11-2002 |
Glad you liked it. I was going to post it under Gen Info but would envoke another 2 replies... 1 for "this does not belong here" 1 for "envoke is spelled 'invoke'" Thereby making it a total of 130 forum members instead of 128 | ||
| Tim N (Timn88)
Intermediate Member Username: Timn88 Post Number: 1787 Registered: 6-2001 |
"Just simply true. so funny" these are sentence fragments. there isnt even a period after the 2nd one! | ||
| Ben Lobenstein 90 TR (Benjet)
Member Username: Benjet Post Number: 948 Registered: 1-2001 |
I'm sorry I didn't see an answer posted, Exactly how does one change a lightbulb? (ducking for cover) -Ben | ||
| Rob Lay (Rob328gts)
Board Administrator Username: Rob328gts Post Number: 3064 Registered: 12-2000 |
That's great, I wish everyone would read this. | ||
| Joseph (Mojo)
Junior Member Username: Mojo Post Number: 183 Registered: 9-2002 |
Just simply true. so funny | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 469 Registered: 8-2002 |
Also, you should add that a few people will chime in, wondering if light bulbs from an earlier model fixture will fit the one in question... | ||
| Adam Goldman '86 TR (Icnsltmfg)
Member Username: Icnsltmfg Post Number: 514 Registered: 8-2001 |
Frank...you forgot about debating over if for religious reasons we should not be using a light bulb but candles. or debating how big your bulbs are, and then having others get offended over the content. | ||
| RyanK (Ryanab)
Junior Member Username: Ryanab Post Number: 202 Registered: 3-2002 |
Frank -  | ||
| Tyler (Bahiaau)
Member Username: Bahiaau Post Number: 426 Registered: 12-2001 |
Ernesto, LOL | ||
| Ernesto (T88power)
Member Username: T88power Post Number: 973 Registered: 2-2001 |
I can't stand these constant jokes. I am going to leave this forum. Ernesto | ||
| Jordan Witherspoon (Jordan747_400)
New member Username: Jordan747_400 Post Number: 50 Registered: 12-2002 |
---"ROFL...!" me too | ||
| DES (Sickspeed)
Member Username: Sickspeed Post Number: 457 Registered: 8-2002 |
ROFL...! | ||
| Frank K Lipinski (Kaz)
Junior Member Username: Kaz Post Number: 86 Registered: 11-2002 |
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? ----------- A forum newbie opens a thread and asks how to change a light bulb. 5 minutes later an experienced forum member posts detailed instructions. 5 other members post their similar experiences changing light bulbs. 7 report on other methods for changing light bulbs. 3 point out the typos and grammar mistakes in the light bulb posts. 8 members are upset about the grammar experts. 9 write that this is not the right place for discussing light bulbs and this discussion should be carried on in old.lite.bulb. 10 defend the thread, since we all use light bulbs and this thread therefore belongs in this forum. 21 members debate which light bulb changing method is superior, where the best light bulbs can be purchased, which kind of light bulb is best and which brands are bad quality. 6 post URLs which show light bulbs. 5 say that the previous URLs are wrong and post the right addresses. 14 quote the complete posts and write �Me too.� under them. 7 announce that they will leave the forum because they can�t stand these constant light bulb discussions. 1 member suggest starting a newsgroup change.old.lite.bulb. 2 say that old.physic.cold_fusion has already been set up for that topic. 4 suggest that the posters read the light bulb FAQ. 5 members point out old threads that have already handled this topic. 6 members debate the constitutionality of changing light bulbs in a democracy or a republic 2 members post that it is illegal to change light bulbs. 8 members reply that this is an international forum, and is only illegal in certain countries. Answer: It takes 128 forum members to change one light bulb __________________ |