| Author | Message | ||
| Steve Magnusson (91tr)
Intermediate Member Username: 91tr Post Number: 1555 Registered: 1-2001 |
The second part of #4 sure hits home with me. People who critize those of us who are against immigration to the US always try to say that we (those against immigration) think that the immigrants are somehow inferior when it's actually the opposite -- IMO they're exactly like us. Coming here just removes the pressure to fix the problems that they're trying to escape in their own countries. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 929 Registered: 1-2002 |
Hmmmm.. Intern... "Personal tasks".... Sounds very Clintonian...  | ||
| Tyler (Bahiaau)
Member Username: Bahiaau Post Number: 637 Registered: 12-2001 |
I like the plan. | ||
| DHutchison (Hutch308)
Junior Member Username: Hutch308 Post Number: 245 Registered: 1-2002 |
Hey Maranelloman - Will you be running for President in 2004? Or some other office like homeland security? I like your plan and nominate you for a cabinet post!! And while you're at it, please raise the speed limit to rate cars to certain speeds (E.G. - Ferraris are allowed to travel safely at 90 mph, minivans are regulated to 65mph along with SUV's). And, of course you'd get an intern for "personal tasks". | ||
| Jim Schad (Jim_schad)
Member Username: Jim_schad Post Number: 872 Registered: 7-2002 |
This is a knee jerk reaction, but I seriously wish this would happen. The world forgets how important and vital WE are to their existence. Tough Love. | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 928 Registered: 1-2002 |
My mom did. No joke. She wrote it this morning & emailed it to me & a few of her friends. | ||
| Charles Barton (Airbarton)
Member Username: Airbarton Post Number: 356 Registered: 11-2002 |
I like the sound of this plan! They just might stop being such ingrates if we cut them off for a while! We should try Hyrdogen as the alternate energy source. If we could eliminate our dependence on oil we could change world politics. Who devised this plan? | ||
| Dave (Maranelloman)
Member Username: Maranelloman Post Number: 927 Registered: 1-2002 |
DA PLAN ! ......Another person's opinion on war. >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one PLAN >for peace."Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let >anyone read them If they do, they poke their eyes out. >Here's the plan: >1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their >affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of >them good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again. >2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with >Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We >would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in >the fence. >3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and >leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder >will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where >they are. France would welcome them, no doubt  . >4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days >unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide >here.=A0 Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any >more cab drivers. >5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they >don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. >6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy >wise.=A0 This will include developing non polluting sources of energy >but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. >The caribou will have to cope for a while. >7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for >their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. >8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we >will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, >rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them >is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very >little, if any anyway. >9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the >spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good >homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. >10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one >can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. |